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Fame can be a tricky and strange thing, especially in the realm of popular music. How can a band know that the follow-up to their first smash-hit also certify them some amount of success? How does one make sure that their sophomore effort allows them to stay in the public spotlight and some charting? It is a tricky endeavour,to say the least. Sometimes, though, fame can be a bitch. Certain bandmembers hop onto the famous train of a band whose dynamics they grow angry with and eventually decide to depart from, only to decide to start up their own outfit and hope to see comparable success. So without further ado, here are a list of people who have left/disbanded successful bands in order to strike it out on their own with a similar-sounding endeavour, only to fail and return to their original well of money. Such are the pitfalls of fame.

Richard Patrick: Filter / Army Of Anyone
Dean/Robert DeLeo: Stone Temple Pilots / Army Of Anyone

Mr. Patrick fronted and was the mainbrains behind Filter, who had a string of successful singles in the late '90s. Waning visibility caused Patrick to give up the ghost, as he also checked himself voluntarily into rehab. Upon re-emerging, he teamed up with the DeLeo brothers (who were also currently bandless, given that Scott Weiland was off being erratic) and drummer Ray Luzier (now a certified member of nu-metal royalty) for an album and a tour that met with critical indifference. Patrick eventually returned to the Filter machine and the DeLeo brothers undertook a Stone Temple Pilots reunion as Weiland was either shown the door or booted from fellow supergroup Velvet Revolver in early 2008.

Wes Borland: Limpbizkit.com.org / Black Light Burns / Bigdumbface

Axeman Wes Borland was the perfect foil to loudmouth Fred Durst: Where Durst was loud and seemed to exude crude, simplistic comments that played down to people's basic urges (oh, and he also could bust out amazing guitar solos), Borland came off as tasty, artful, wearing make-up and writing memorable riffs, the consumate outsider to Fred Durst's frat sensibilities. Unhappy with the direction that was taken after 2000's Chocolate Starfish And The Hot Dog Flavored Water (amongst the worst titles/puns of all-time, natch), he departed and soon finished work on Big Dumb Face's album. A playful mix of Zappaesque riffing and light-hearted humour, the record unfortunately went nowhere. Borland disappered into the abyss, re-merging to produce tracks with the Crystal Method, and also was to take part of a supergroup with Robert Patrick before Patrick hit the ol' "creative differences" button and the band ceased being despite never relasing anything. He also produced From First To Last's Heroine album. He rejoined Limpbizkit.net.co.uk in late 2004 and the band released an EP in 2005, before Borland was fed up of Durst's douchebagness and formed Black Light Burns, who released an album of decent rock material, which also... went nowhere. After playing with Marilyn Manson for two shows, he's now filling the Borland Family Coffers by playing festivals this summer with Limpbizkit.ru.jp

Rob Halford: Judas Priest / Fight / 2wo / Halford

Rock god Rob Halford was a part of Judas Priest for close to 20 years, garnering mammoth record sales and playing to countless people. One night in 1991, Halford had decided that he had enough of the machinations around the band and left, suing the band and their label for funds owed in the process. He then spent a few years with more straight-forward outfits, pairing up with Trent Reznor for the industrially-charged 2wo project, spending time in Fight, which liberally took from the House Of Pantera (trademark pending) and then the eponymous Halford band, which was considered Priest Lite. He found a certain measure of success with this band configuration but after two studio albums and a live release, Halford eventually returned to Priest just in time for 2005's Angel Of Retribution, citing that he wanted to feel the chemistry again. The album, the first step to many tours and another studio album (so far), is a record worth checking out.

CD Review: Rob Zombie - Hellbilly Deluxe II

Rob Zombie
Hellbilly Deluxe II
Roadrunner Records

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

There are worse things in life than receiving a chain letter in the mail. You could, for example, receive Rob Zombie's newest musical abortion through the postal service. You could place it into the CD tray and hit play, and then walk back 5 minutes later and stop it. You could repeat this process over and over a few times, fighting your way through the album. And then you could cry yourself to sleep, much like I may have recently done.

While shlockmeisters Gwar continue to pump out good records as excuses to get on the road and tour, ringmaster-cum-mediocre-filmmaker Zombie has given up his relevance and instead has fallen on retreads of both his later White Zombie work as well as his solo output. Calling one's album a direct sequel to an earlier work has rarely worked as a great gimmick (the most recent exception being Raekwon's Only Built 4 Cuban Linx 2) and this is a prime example of uninspired musicmanship rearing its ugly, tired head.


Don't do as this reviewer (who may or may not also call himself Brian Don't) does and listen to the album. Cherish anything Zombie-related pre-2002. Forget about his film-making endeavours. Sometimes, living in the past is better than suffering through the present.

-3/5
(Yes, -3)

Summary of older news items

 

Countdown To Armageddon: News - Thursday, August 6th, 2009

100 Bands, Two Hours, One Great Time

 Get ready to get your face ripped off one hundred times as Countdown to Armageddon (or C2A, for those in the know) will be hosting a 100-song grindcore extravaganza on Thursday, August 20th. Featured artists include Napalm Death, Pig Destroyer, Agoraphobic Nosebleed, Anal Cunt, Brutal Truth, Graf Orlock, Terrorizer, Trap Them, The Locust, Carcass and dozens more show up and kick ass. Consider yourself adequately warned. Tune in on Thursday from 4 to 6 pm for BAMBAMBAMBAMBAMBARARHARHARHARHARHAR fun.

 

Countdown To Armageddon: News - Friday, May 1st, 2009

It's Been A While Since I've Been Your (Radio) Man

Yes ladies, gents and other organic beings, it has been a moment since I've dropped any knowledge on any of you. But I plan to make up for this by showcasing some goings on for the month of May:

 • Countdown To Slayer

Mark your calendars for Thursday, May 21st as I run through Slayer's seminal Reign In Blood in its entirety, punctured only by the odd station ID. Get ready for one of the best half-hours of your life, and I'm not talking about that time that girl smiled at you on the bus.

• Brian Loves The Elderly

Brian will be joined in studio on the 14th by his very own mother for a round (or two) of Metal Trivia. If she wins, Brian will play cuts from a playlist she concocted by spending hours on  Youtube. If she loses, though, she shall be subjected to several blasts of extremely volatile grindcore. Will she pull ahead? Will Brian be the victor?

Tune in and find out as two oppositional forces butt heads.

• Computer Mike Gets Interviewed

What happens when machine tries to contact man? Find out during the month of May when Computer Mike will make his sporadic entrance into the radio world, demanding answers from Brian and his random co-guest-hosts as he sees fit. When will he appear? When will he go away? Why does he hate on Dio so much? We shall find that one out.

• The Usual Bullshit

More Ha Ha The 90s! More 1-2 Musical Blasts! More live cuts! Oh the glory! Oh the excitment! Oh the metal, hardcore and everything screamy and delicious. Some bands who are releasing records in the month of May: Hatebreed, Isis, The Black Dahlia Murder, Prong, Warbringer, Khanate, Old Man's Child and more! Thursdays from 4 to 6 pm have just become a whole lot more interesting. And if you don't think so, then perhaps we need to have a frank discussion about your life priorities.

 

Countdown To Armageddon: News - Tuesday, February 24th, 2009

Oh Snappington!

 This week on Countdown to Armageddon:

– Brian plays lots of loud music

– Brian plays lots of aggressive music

– Brian forgets where he is

– A 2-for-1 featuring the Cancer Bats

– A surprising live cut from metal legends who teamed up with a hard rock siren

–Lots of selection from the charts!

 

See you kids at 4 on Thursday.

Stay hard

 

-Brian

Bugs Part 1

• An inability to see anyone's playlist except one's own
• Why is there a "Blog This" button at the bottom right of the playlist creator? Chances are people will accidentally click it a lot given how close it is to the Submit radio button. Can this be relocated?
• Can we attach filesizes to filetypes? Because right now someone can upload a giant png/gif/jpg/jpeg file and that wouldn't be pretty.
• Where's the message board at?

www.theprp.com

Oh you are a real piece of work.

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