Doggy Bags Are Gangsta
6 piece fried with collard on the side
got the ranch dip dipped on the side of my hip
no zip or buttons, just elastic
aint paying extra 50 cents for that shit
hot sauce is the top dog
free for me cause I brought packets in my sleeve
you think I forgot pepper?
please, that’s shits tucked in my cleave
you don’t even wanna know what’s hiding in my weave.
Misschief leavin you in disbelief,
trying to finish my meal but feelin weak
Fried chicken every day of the week.
Eeek heartburn. Forgot my tums
But I got food left, about a crumb
Never let food waste, that’s rule of thumb
Mamma told me since I was real young.
I wanna eat the crumb but I cant stomach no more
Excuse me xcuse… doggy bag sir!
“Miss I cant doggy bag that crumb of yours”
hey im a paying customer, you’ve seen me before
plus my heartburn hurts
gotta run to CVS on 32nd and first!
“Miss shall I reverse, doggy bags are for food not crumbs of sorts. If you want that treatment, Timmy Horts was just built next door”
Consumer whores!
If I wanted to waste my taste I’d just eat my own shirt
Curse Joes Fried Chicken Palace, you are the worst!
Excuse me xcuse, sir I have a thirst
“Yes miss but will that be all afterwards”
yeye just git ma h20 and shut your pie hole
when he left for the kitchen I booked it out the front door!
I got my crumb, now for my tums
CVS you are number 1
The sliding door divides, im almost inside
Oooo this is it!!!
Sorry miss, no food allowed in the premises
To be continued…
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