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6 piece fried with collard on the side

got the ranch dip dipped on the side of my hip

no zip or buttons, just elastic

aint paying extra 50 cents for that shit

hot sauce is the top dog

free for me cause I brought packets in my sleeve

you think I forgot pepper?

please, that’s shits tucked in my cleave

you don’t even wanna know what’s hiding in my weave.

Misschief leavin you in disbelief, 

trying to finish my meal but feelin weak

Fried chicken every day of the week.

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I gotta  rats nest cause I don’t brush it for weeks

Makes me look like I got a big head like james vanderbeek

 Hes from dawsons creek

Things orbit my nest like metal to a magnet

My hairs all ratty cause I just forget about it

I pretend like it a fro, or that im growing dreads

It differs for the day, it depends how bad I got bed head

Thank god I got bangs to pretend that business isn’t wack

But I rock it like a mullet, business in the front, party in the...

 

Hey kitty kitty, hey kitty, I said hey kitty kitty, hey kitty

Hey kitty kitty struttin through da city

Pouncing on some biddies at the meow mix committee

 

You heard about da dogs but now it’s all about da kitties, its all about da kitties, its all about da kitties

Forget p diddy it’s the age of snoop kitty, the age of snoop kitty, the age of snoop kitty

 

It’s all about da kitties cause they own da crib,

Hoing themselves out and having bastard kids,

They don’t know who their daddy is but that’s okay, chances are they’ll be better...

Established actress, Meryll streep, 2 time oscar winner and 13 time oscar nominee. Most recently known for playing the lead role in the critically acclaimed movie Doubt. After watching doubt most of you know she can play the role of a nun with prestique and percission, But what most of you didn’t know is “she gangsta”.

She’s a sista,

Jesus is her mista

Shes the MrsDobolina of Nun industria

Bia bia

She’s a leader, she always rocks a hood on her head like a chicka

She calls the shots in her hood mamma mia

Here we go again

Here we go again,...

She got a double life,

one for the thug, and one for the wife,

strategically ambushing the marble counters grime,

her sponge is used with the fragility yet force of a nine.

Raison rotted hands, she be paying the price of her crime.

Straight G be f-ing the county,

going with sharmen instead of bounty.

Hittin those floors she be getting all routy,

no halter, no hoops, no all burberry set,

just straight swiffer duster then kickin it off with the wet jet.

Gotta keep her vest prepped,

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