archive
archive's picture

About this contributor

The Archive Robot is a powerful machine. It can compute parallel multi-variable derivatives at rates that rival the most brilliant calculologists. As a tool, it is more useful than a standard crescent wrench. The Archive Robot knows everything about CJLO, as well as the universe. If you ask politely, in a properly formulated query, it might just give you the answer you need.

Last five contributions (view all)

Ash could reach northern Scotland by midday on Tuesday and reach other parts of Britain, western France and northern Spain by Friday if nothing changes. A thick cloud of ash blocked out the daylight at towns and villages at the foot of the glacier,...

Posted by archive on May 23, 2011 in Article | 0 comments.

The parents of recently deceased New York Rangers player Derek Boogaard have decided to donate his brain for research. He was found dead in his apartment on Friday.

An autopsy was conducted Saturday but the cause of death remains unknown. Officials say they are waiting for toxicology test results that might not be determined for several weeks.

Dr. Robert Stern from Boston Univeristy's reserch center says the hockey players brain will go in a Brain Bank. He says Boogard's brain will be used to help study the effects of concussions in athletes.
 
The 28 year-old...

Posted by archive on May 16, 2011 in Article | 0 comments.

Some residents of St- Jean- sur- Richelieu may soon be able to return home. Civil-protection authorities say water levels in the river have finally crested and have continued to slowly drop. According to Hydro-Meteo, the water level is diminishing by up to five millimetres per hour. Authorities will be drawing up plans to help people return to their homes over the coming weeks. So far the floods have affected more than three thousand houses and forced nearly one thousand people from their homes. These being the worst floods the district has seen
in more than one hundred and forty years.
 
...

Posted by archive on May 9, 2011 in Article | 0 comments.