Johnny Suck. Radio show host. Has exquisite taste in music. Doesn't know anything about music, the music industry, or the bands he listens to. Doesn't give a damn either. Hates talking about music. Loves cranking it up. Got his show name from a line in Fubar. Thinks It's All Gone Pete Tong is one of the saddest movies ever. Thinks that sitting on the couch listening to Dopes To Infinity is better than just about anything else in life... even better than eating Nutella straight from the jar. Very much enjoys eating Nutella straight from the jar. Has never tried eating Nutella while listening to Dopes To Infinity. Loves campus/community radio. Considers Mars By Moonlight (102.3FM, Thursdays 2-6am, late 90's) to be his single biggest influence as a DJ. Probably enjoys DJing because of how everyone else dislikes his exquisite taste in music. Would take much pleasure in knowing that you tuned in and heard something you that you liked but did not know already.