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2005 CJLO Staff Picks

The thing with lists, especially year-end ones, is that they undercut the obsessive passion of the music lovers. There's no true way around it, as any discussion will eventually boil down to inane nitpicking. That's why CJLO, as a whole, does not have a Top Ten list based on votes or anything remotely objective. Instead, we're throwing together individual staff picks from our motley crew of DJs, not to represent anything else but their true love for this year's music (mostly). Remember, these are not your ordinary music fans; they are willing to trek on a weekly basis to the depths of NDG just to immerse themselves in the music that they love for one or two hours. This is out of love, not out of some misguided sense of loyalty to CJLO (I like to think that they would have the execs' heads on a stick outside of Loyola Lord of The Flies-style if given the chance).


Fraser McCallum: F-Train120, Tuesday Noon – 2pm


Albums
1. Apologies To The Queen Mary (Wolf Parade)
2. Broken Social Scene (Broken Social Scene)
3. Cuff The Duke (Cuff The Duke)
4. Live It Out (Metric)
5. La De Da (Joel Plaskett)
6. Gimme Fiction (Spoon)
7. Wintersleep (Wintersleep)
8. A Secret House Against The World (Buck 65)
9. No Pressure (Sharp Live Knives)
10. Demon Days (Gorillaz)

Gigs
1. Arcade Fire + Wolf Parade @Théâtre Corona, April
2. Metric + Lovely Feathers @Club Soda, October
3. Joel Plaskett + Peter Elkas @Main Hall, April
4. Broken Social Scene + Islands @Metropolis, October
5. Spoon @Club Soda, November
6. The Go! Team @La Tulipe, October


Darcy MacDonald: Homework, Wednesday 10pm – Midnight


1. Hell's Winter (Cage)
2. You Can't Imagine How Much Fun We're Having (Atmosphere)
3. Late Registration (Kanye West)
4. Be (Common)
5. The Hear After (J-Live)
6. Year Of The Beast(C-Rayz Walz)
7. 1988 (Blueprint)
8. Fire and Glory (Kardinal Offishall)
9. Breakupdown (Ghislain Poirier)
10. Chapter Seven Instrumentals (Copperpot)


Antonella Fratino: The Siamese Libertines, Thursday 4pm – 6pm


Albums
1. Howl (Black Rebel Motorcycle Club)
2. The Campfire Headphase (Boards Of Canada)
3. You'll Rebel To Anything (Mindless Self Indulgence)
4. Get Behind Me Satan (the White Stripes)
5. Wild Light (Mount Sims)

Songs
1. "Finding Out True Love Is Blind" - (Louis XIV)
2. "Ibi Dreams Of Pavement" (Broken Social Scene)
3. "Broken Drum [Boards Of Canada remix]" (Beck)
4. "Dare" (Gorillaz)
5. "Jessica Numbers" (the New Pornographers)
6. "You Are A Runner, I Am My Father's Son" (Wolf Parade)
7. "Luno" - (Bloc Party)
8. "Seven Days In Sunny June" (Jamiroquai)
9. "Red Receiver" - (Sons and Daughters)
10. "Fog" - (Wintersleep)
11. "Radio Caca" - (Jackson & His Computer Band)

Gigs
1. Thievery Corporation @Spectrum, May 19th
2. The Black Keys @La Tulipe, November 17th
3. The Dandy Warhols @Spectrum, December 2nd
4. Stereophonics + Augustana @Cabaret, May 15th
5. Mindless Self Indulgence @La Tulipe, June 3rd
Honourable Mention: The Shins @Spectrum, April 19th


Chris Coates: The Melting Pot, Tuesday 10pm – Midnight


Top 10 Joints
1. "Do Ya Thing" - (B.R. Gunna ft J Dilla)
2. "I Ain't Heard Of That [remix]" - (Slim Thug ft Jay-Z)
3. "The Ride" - (Oh No ft Medapoar)
4. "Hide Ya Face [EL-P remix] - (Prefuse73 ft EL-P and Ghostface Killah)
5. "Late" - (Kanye West)
6. "Albany" (Kev Brown)
7. "Lonely City" - (Specifics)
8. "Stay With Me" - (Platinum Pied Pipers ft Tiombe Lockhart)
9. "Fish Fillet" - (SA-RA Creative Project ft Pharoahe Monch)
10. "Pioneers" - (Bloc Party)

Top 5 Club Joints
1. "Gold Digger" - (Kanye West)
2. "Stay Fly" - (Three-Six-Mafia)
3. "Hate It Or Love It" - (The Game ft 50 Cent)
4. "I Ain't Heard Of That" - (Slim Thug)
5. "Big Ballin'" - (Paul Wall)

10 Names To Watch In 2006
1. Dabrye
2. Eternia
3. Cannibal Ox
4. Blackstar
5. B.R. Gunna
6. Raekwon
7. Count Bass D
8. John Robinson (f.k.a. Lil' Sci)
9. Jneiro Jarel
10. Lady Sovereign


Shaun Anderson: Losing My Edge, Tuesday 8pm – 10pm & Sunday 2pm - 4pm


1. Ta Det Lugnt (Dungen) -- slightly cheating, but whatever
2. LP (The King Khan & BBQ Show)
3. August (Elevator)
4. Porcella (Deadly Snakes)
5. Hypermagic Mountain (Lightning Bolt)
6. Medway Wheelers (Buff Medways)
7. For The Season (The Gris Gris)
8. Icki Baby (Intelligence)
9. Celebration Castle (the Ponys)
10. Let It Bloom (Black Lips)

Top Disappointments
Turbonegro - Party Animals
Total piece of crap record shit out by one of the best bands of the whole 1990s. A far, far cry from the glory days of Ass Cobra and the epic Apocalypse Dudes, the worst part about this album is not just that it's completely lacking in the monstrous riffs, bad-ass attitude and the incredible songwriting of virtually all of their previous albums to date, it's also painfully unfunny and ridiculously lame in subject matter as well. It's like as if the band had decided that "death punk" wasn't catching on, so they might as well just emulate The Darkness, Andrew W.K and the countless other shit-mongerers who have capitalized on their Apocalypse Dudes model of huge power pop songs mocking the excess and homoeroticism of glam rock and 80's hair metal. To go from having brilliant songs like "Don't Say Motherfucker, Motherfucker" to self-parodying garbage like "Blow Me (Like The Wind)" is not just embarrassing, it's fucking sad.

Coachwhips - Peanut Butter & Jelly Live at The Ginger Minge
Really disappointing final album from one of the most exciting bands of the last few years. The Coachwhips took blues-inspired garage rock and mutated it into spastic artcore with often brilliant results, but this record fails to even hold a candle to the group's three previous albums. It wastes a great recording and production job by Weasel Walter, as well as the epic "I Made a Bomb", an incredible track that may have been the best thing they ever did and the only song on the whole album with any staying power beyond the first couple of listens.

Usaisamonster - Woah
This NYC two-piece have really thrown me in a loop in the last year or so. The first half of this album is amazing, full of absolutely bone-crushing melodies and crazy prog time signature changes galore. Then inexplicably, the whole last half of the album becomes a lo-fi folk record of strange, incoherent Native American-inspired chants. Say what? They pulled the same routine during their live show the last couple of times I saw them, leaving many scratching their heads and prompting a few more to make an early exit. I'm all for their intense politicizing of Native American folklore; I just wish they kept it in the context of delivering a whole album of what they do best.

Human Eye Human Eye
An embarrassing attempt at art-damaged psychedelic rock brought to you by Timmy Vulgar, the man responsible for the late great 90's Michigan-based punk 'n' roll band, the Clone Defects. Unlike the Defects, who had giant hooks and great songwriting, Human Eye sound like a band that's just pissing ideas in the wind, hoping that the stream doesn't blow back in their faces. If you can find a single catchy hook or riff on this whole record that sustains itself for more than two seconds, then you've got much better ears than me.


Mikaela: Lessons In Lo-Fi, Friday Noon – 2pm


Albums
1. I Am A Bird Now (Antony & the Johnsons)
2. Cripple Crow (Devendra Banhart)
3. Illinois (Sufjan Stevens)
4. Tanglewood Numbers (Silver Jews)
5. Clap Your Hands Say Yeah! (Clap Your Hands Say Yeah!)
6. In The Reins (Iron & Wine/Calexico)
7. Superwolf (Bonnie 'Prince' Billy & Matt Sweeney)
8. Silent Alarm (Bloc Party)
9. A River Ain't Too Much To Love (Smog)
10. No Rest For Ghosts (Minus Story)

Songs
1. "Hold On" - (Minus Story)
2. "Hope There's Someone" - (Antony & the Johnsons)
3. "Feel Just Like A Child" - (Devandra Banhart)
4. "Werewolves Of London" - (Magnolia Electric Co.)
5. "Bloody Motherfucking Asshole" - (Martha Wainwright)
6. "I Cannot Have Seen The Light" - (Magnolia Electric Co.)
7. "Losing My Edge" - (LCD Soundsystem)
8. "For Real" - (Okkervil River)
9. "Casimir Pulaski Day" - (Sufjan Stevens)
10. "Suburbs With You" - (Herman Düne)


Katie Seline: Elegantly Wasted, Wednesday 4pm – 6pm


1. Apologies To The Queen Mary (Wolf Parade)
2. Misty Medley (Kiss Me Deadly)
3. Pretty In Black (the Raveonettes)
4. Has A Good Home (Final Fantasy)
5. X Amounts (Controller.Controller)
6. Skeleton Jar (Youth Group)
7. Goodbye Friend Hello Lover (Hexes & Ohs)
8. Clap Your Hands Say Yeah! (Clap Your Hands Say Yeah!)
9. In Case We Die (Architecture In Helsinki)
10. Live It Out (Metric)
11. Wintersleep (Wintersleep)
12. Arular (M.I.A.)
13. Some Cities (Doves)
14. Silent Alarm (Bloc Party)
15. Young For Eternity (The Subways)


Johnny Suck: Turn Down The Suck, Monday 1:30pm – 3pm


1. Robot Hive/Exodus (Clutch)
2. Kill Rock 'n Roll (Vulgar Deli)
3. III (Acid King)
4. To Walk A Middle Course (Kylesa)
5. Blessed Black Wings (High On Fire)
6. Strength Through Vengeance (A Perfect Murder)
7. How The Great Have Fallen (Raging Speedhorn)
8. Get Some! (Nashville Pussy)
9. In The Arms Of God (Corrosion Of Conformity)
10. The Unquiet Sky (Indian)


Mike Bresciani: The Lonesome Strangers, Monday Noon – 1:30pm


Albums
1. Blinking Lights and Other Revelations (Eels)
2. Set Yourself On Fire (Stars)
3. Some Cities (Doves)
4. Picaresque (the Decemberists)
5. Plans (Death Cab For Cutie)
6. Guero (Beck)
7. I'm Wide Awake, It's Morning (Bright Eyes)
8. Waiting For The Sirens' Call (New Order)
9. Howl Howl, Gaff Gaff! (The Shout Out Louds)
10. Twin Cinema (the New Pornographers)

Gigs
1. Stars + Donkey Heart @Art En Majuscule, September 30th
2. Doves @Spectrum, September 13th
3. Beck @Bell Centre, September 28th
4. Bright Eyes @Spectrum, January 22nd
5. Tegan & Sara @La Tulipe, February 19th
6. Motörhead @Metropolis, April 30th (loudest show I've ever seen)
7. Death Cab For Cutie + Youth Group @Spectrum, October 16th
8. Magnolia Electric Co. + Grand Buffet @La Sala Rossa, August 7th
9. Stars + Jason Collett @La Tulipe, December 19th
10. Kings Of Leon @Club Soda, October 2nd

Top Gigs Missed
Wilco + My Morning Jacket
Social Distortion
Both Shout Out Louds shows
Nine Inch Nails
Depeche Mode
Broken Social Scene
Arcade Fire + Wolf Parade

I Will Never Understand...Or Like
1. Antony & the Johnsons
2. Coco Rosie
3. People under the age of 20 who like Motley Crue


Fiona Mak: Airworks, Friday 10am – Noon


1. Illinois (Sufjan Stevens)
2. In The Reins (Iron & Wine/Calexico)
3. Broken Social Scene (Broken Social Scene)
4. Apologies To The Queen Mary (Wolf Parade)
5. The Vertical Struts (The Vertical Struts)
6. Z (My Morning Jacket)
7. Strange Geometry (The Clientele)
8. Infiniheart (Chad Van Gaalen)
9. The Milk Of Human Kindness (Caribou)
10. I'm Wide Awake, It's Morning (Bright Eyes)


Trevor Kiernander: Ones and Zeroes, Monday 10am – Noon


Albums
1. The Campfire Headphase (Boards Of Canada)
2. The Dancing Box (James T. Cotton)*
3. Multiply (Jamie Lidell)
4. New World Observer (Deadbeat)
5. DE9 Transitions (Richie Hawtin)
6. Far Away Trains Passing By (Ulrich Schnauss)
7. The Witching Hour (Ladytron)
8. Anger Do Not Enter (Beef Terminal)
9. Hangable Auto Bulb (AFX)
10. Backstroke (Matthew Dear)

Tracks
1. "A-Sided" - (Jesse Rose)
2. Bout ready To Jak Remixes (Osborne)*
3. "Sex With The Machines" - (Brett Johnson)
4. "Feel Alright" - (Magik Johnson)
5. "Chromakey Dreamcoat" - (Boards Of Canada)
6. "Nothing Happens In June" - (Ulrich Schnauss)
7. "Lost In Translation" - (Hieroglyphic Being)
8. "Just Fucking" - (Audion)
9. Afrika EP - (Osborne) *
10. Oh Momma [Thomas White remix] - (Da Sunlounge)
* 2004


Cara Ventura: Classified


Albums
1. Has A Good Home (Final Fantasy)
2. Gimme Fiction (Spoon)
3. Tender Buttons (Broadcast)
4. Feels (Animal Collective)
5. Robyn (Robyn)
6. Twin Cinema (the New Pornographers)
7. Born To Be A Motorcycle (Bunky)
8. OK Cowboy (Vitalic)
9. Home Sweet Home (Kano)
10. Akron/Family & Angels Of Light (Akron/Family & Angels Of Light)
11. Apologies To The Queen Mary (Wolf Parade)
12. Days Of Mars (Delia Gonzalez & Gavin Russom)
13. Demon Days (Gorillaz)
14. Clap Your Hands Say Yeah! (Clap Your Hands Say Yeah!)
15. Late Registration (Kanye West)
16. Arular (M.I.A.)
17. Confessions On A Dance Floor (Madonna)
18. Wearemonster (Isolée)
19. I'm Wide Awake, It's Morning (Bright Eyes)
20. Loose In The Air (The Double)

Gigs
1. Superpitcher @SAT
2. Think About Life @Friendship Cove
3. Final Fantasy @Ottawa Bluesfest
4. Animal Collective + AIDS Wolf @La Sala Rossa
5. M.I.A. + LCD Soundsystem @La Tulipe

Remixes
1. Superpitcher ("The Difference It Makes" - The MFA)
2. The Knife ("Parliament Square" - Stina Nordenstam)
3. Jacques Lu Cont ("Lose Control" - Missy Elliott)
4. Dahlback & Dahlback ("Pass This On" - The Knife)
5. Alan Braxe & Fred Falke ("Number 1" - Goldfrapp)


Gregor Tedford: Digressions, Tuesday 4pm – 6pm


Albums
1. Mutek 05 (Various Artists)
2. Remembranza (Murcof)
3. Born Again: Collected Remixes 1999-2005 (Sutekh)
4. New World Observer (Deadbeat)
5. Eco (Skipsapiens)
6. Humla (Skugge & Stavostrand)
7. Chaos Theory (Amon Tobin)
8. The Four Quarters (Vladislav Delay)
9. Blue Note Trip (Jazzanova)
10. Konfusion (Skalpel)

Gigs
1. aRTIST oF tHE yEAR @Montreal Jazz Festival, July 8th
2. Roots Manuva @La Tulipe, May 6th
3. Prefuse73 @Cabaret, May 8th
4. M83 @Cabaret, April 18th
5. SND + Autechre @Elektra Festival, May 10th


Brennan: The Almighty Riff, Thursday 8pm – 10pm


Albums
1. The Quiet Offspring (Green Carnation)
2. Fused (Iommi)
3. Tyranny Of Souls (Bruce Dickinson)
4. Robot Hive/Exodus (Clutch)
5. Soul Mover (Glenn Hughes)
6. Mafia (Black Label Society)
7. Rapture Of The Deep (Deep Purple)
8. Atomic Soul (Russell Allen)
9. Rosenrot (Rammstein)
10. Earthquake Machine (Supervillain)

Disappointments Of The Year
Angel Of Retribution (Judas Priest)
Touched By The Crimson King (Demons & Wizards)

Best Gig
Judas Priest + Anthrax @Bell Centre, October 12

Best Album Cover/Packaging
Robot Hive/Exodus (Clutch)

Worst Album Cover
All Over You (Ben Jackson Group)

Album That Most Made Me Want To Jam Ice Picks Into My Ears
Ascendancy (Trivium)

Video Of The Year
"Rosenrot" - (Rammstein)


Stephanie Doyle: Twee Time, Monday 5pm – 6pm


1. Capture/Release (The Rakes)
2. Pretty In Black (The Raveonettes)
3. I'm A Bird Now (Antony & the Johnsons)
4. Worlds Apart (...And You Will Know Us By The Trail Of Dead)
5. The Campfire Headphase (Boards Of Canada)
6. Aerial (Kate Bush)
7. Get Behind Me Satan (the White Stripes)
8. The death of Bob Moog in August made me feel really sad
9. Seeing Grant Hart at Casa Del Popolo was moving, and it freaked me out because that guy hasn't aged a day!
10. Haunted by Chuck Palahniuk


Rami The Space Ninja: Morning Milk and Your Snooze Button, Thursday 10am – Noon

Top 5 CDs That I Salvaged That Were Thrown Out Of The Vault
1. No Sense In Waiting (Cerulean)
2. Daisy Spot (Daisy Spot)
3. Heavy Wish (Odiorne)
4. Voices Have Eyes (Eccodek)
5. Hey Sunshine (Drazy Hoops)

Top 5 Dumbest Things Ever
1. Oxygen bars
2. Jews for Jesus
3. The OC
4. Britney's unborn child
5. Scientology

Top 5 Things That Start With "The"
1. The Shnookums and Meat Funny Cartoon Show
2. The Matrix
3. The Rock aka Dwayne Johnson
4. The Subways
5. The Harp


Josh: The Kids Are So-So, Saturday 10pm – Midnight


1. Vheissu (Thrice)
2. Stop Doing Bad Things (Spitalfield)
3. Discovering The Waterfront (Silverstein)
4. Songs Not To Get Married To (Reggie & the Full Effect)
5. Late Night Conversations (The Forecast)
6. Bayside (Bayside)
7. Good Apollo I Am Burning Star IV, Vol.1: From Fear Through The Eyes Of Madness (Coheed and Cambria)
8. Nightmare Anatomy (Aiden)
9. Gypsy Punks: Underdog World Strike (Gogol Bordello)
10. If You Speak Any Faster (June)


Derek: The Kids Are So-So, Saturday 10pm – Midnight


Bands To Watch In 2006
1. Bosio (WI)
2. Khoura (DC)
3. The Flaming Tsunamis (CT)
4. Trophy Scars (NJ)
5. Aiden (WA)
6. Useless (NJ)
7. Farewell To Arms (CT)
8. Post Break Tragedy (NJ)
9. June (IL)
10. Aviator (KS)


Jordan-na Belle-Isle: Canadian Invasion, Friday 4pm – 6pm


Top Canadian Releases
1. Romance Bloody Romance: Remixes & B-Sides (Death From Above 1979)
Do we really need three versions of "Black History Month"? Yes! Just when you thought you couldn't get enough of this sweaty duo, they put out this excellent remix CD. Their tunes have become even more danceable, if that's possible.

2. Whitey Houston (Whitey Houston)
Not to be confused with DFA 1979, but are just as kick-ass in-your-face in a different, less stylized, more punk-rock kinda way. Hey, West Coast Canada needed a sweaty drum duo too!

3. Wintersleep (Wintersleep)
I can play "Faithful Guide" on repeat for hours, but this whole disk is fantastic. Brooding and moody in the right ways. The bigwigs have been checking these guys out and it's easy to see why

4. Cuff The Duke (Cuff The Duke)
Singing the plight of the common man in beautiful arrangements, Cuff The Duke has brought out an appreciation for quasi-country music I never knew I had. With Hayden's label Hardwood Records now behind them, it will be great to see where this Oshawa-bred band will go.

5. Broken (Luke Doucet)
Breaking up is hard to do. . . unless it inspires you to write a whole album. Luke Doucet needs a big hug and you need to hear this heartfelt, honest album.

6. A-Sides Win: Singles (Sloan)
I loooooooooove these guys, and if anyone merits releasing a best-of, it's Sloan. Get the two-disc version with the DVD of all the videos. Hours of delight for any Sloan fan. Yeeeeeeah!

7. A Secret House Against The World (Buck 65)
Sexe. Cinéma. Politique. More clever quips from the Halifax rapper. En français aussi, to boot!

8. Elevator (Hot Hot Heat)
I've already gotten so much flak for liking this one, but whatever. The perfect album to blast out your car stereo in the summer while singing along at the top of your lungs with your best girlfriends.

9. Tournament Of Hearts (the Constantines)
One listen to Tournament Of Hearts, and it brings a warm feeling of familiarity. Bry's rasp is ever-present and their clean-rock anthems give you hope for the everyday.

10. Personnel (The Floor)
What the 80's new wave revival could have been if people left the mascara, band battles and big labels at home.

11. We Win! (Ninja High School)
Hey punk, wanna fight? Never has an album made me want to dance and kick someone's ass at the same time.

12. Has A Good Home (Final Fantasy)
Violins in the Rock section of your local HMV? Yes, it can happen and it can be awesome. Final Fantasy makes the violin cool.

Honourable Mention: Songs In The Key Of Jay (Mary Cobham)
A whole album dedicated to and about Jay Ferguson of Sloan. Yes Mary, we know it's tongue-in-cheek, but it's still kinda creepy. Not close to being good musically, still I'll give you props for putting yourself out there.

Top Canadian Standout Songs Titles
1. "I Got Fucked By Liberty Mutual" - Whitey Houston
Yeah that's right Liberty Mutual, don't you mess with Edmonton electro-pop rock duos. Could easily be replaced by "Enron" or "Paris Hilton."

2. "I Dream In Poutine" - BA Johnson
Greasy fries and melting cheese curds, topped with steamy hot gravy. . .hey, who wouldn't dream in that.

3. "You're Lovely (But You've Got Problems)" - Death From Above 1979
It's always the lovely ones, eh. Sigh.

4. "Handjobs for the Holidays" - Broken Social Scene
Guess what Broken Social Scene really want for Christmas? Ah, the gift that keeps on giving.

5. "Shut Up and Kiss Me" - Pony Up!
For that cute bespectacled nerd in your Math class who can't stop talking about quantum physics.

6. "Nobody Call Me Unless They Want Something" - Shout Out Out Out Out
Let's be honest: nobody just calls to say I love you anymore. They always have some ulterior motive.

7. "Apocalypse Meow" - You Say Party! We Say Die!
Cats versus napalm in the morning? Potential cinematic sequel here!

8. "Your Ex-Lover is Dead" - Stars
Good news for jilted lovers.

9. "Abominable Snow" - Islands
Montreal boys summing up the sentiments of our city come December.

10. "Hair in my Eyes Like a Highland Steer" - Corb Lund
You have to be from Alberta to understand this one.


Chris Bussmann: Retired CJLO Jazz Director


1. At Carnegie Hall (Thelonius Monk/John Coltrane)
2. Blessed Black Wings (High On Fire)
3. Naturally (Sharon Jones & the Dap-Kings)
4. Jesu (Jesu)
5. The Code Is Red... Long Live The Code (Napalm Death)
6. Kif Kif (Afrodizz)
7. Living Room Sessions Vol.1 (Romi Mayes & the Temporarily Employed)
8. Grandmasters (DJ Muggs vs GZA/Genius)
9. Flashback (Freaky Flow)
10. The Witching Hour (Ladytron)

Honourable Mentions
Another Day On Earth (Brian Eno)
Equatorial Stars (Robert Fripp & Brian Eno)
Range Of Motion (Jo Ann Daugherty)


Alex Rabot: No Sleep Till Bedtime, Wednesday 6pm – 8pm


1. Blessed Black Wings (High On Fire)
Amazing Stoner/Doom/Power-trio Rock, with a hint of Black Metal (mostly in the album art). See my review in the CJLO Magazine!

2. Gamelan Into the Mink Supernatural EP (The Psychic Paramount)
Brilliantly all-over-the-place super trippy, fuzzy rock. The record is unfortunately really short, but packed with amazing guitar acrobatics, loads of delay, and drums and bass so blown-out you'd think they were playing IN YOUR BRAIN. Also, the loudest record I own.

3. Hellfire (1349)
Super-complex, incredibly LIVE sounding Norweigan Black Metal. Ends on a heavy dirge that trumps even the most fucked-up and depressing San Francisco bands. The best Black Metal album of the year.

4. Lullabies To Paralyze (Queens Of The Stone Age)
Great tunes, super sweet tones and amazing jams. Josh Homme's vocals keeps getting better too. I can listen to it endlessly.

5. Pink (Boris)
Boris' most 'rock' album yet, totally distorted, red-lined and aggressive, with plenty of noise and effects piled on, with all the atmosphere you'd expect, and in the coolest packaging all year.

6. Impaled - Death After Life
An incredibly catchy, fresh take on Carcass' old-school sound. Impaled are obviously having a ton of fun revelling in their gory, splattercore style, and not overthinking anything.

7. Clutch - Robot Hive/Exodus
Another amazingly solid record from the band, who always push into new territory but still remain very much Clutch. An excellent collection of songs and jams, especially hot off the heels of the last (also great) record.

8. To Violate the Oblivious (Xasthur )
Perhaps the best record to come out of the whole 'I can't trust anybody so I'll record whole albums by myself and give it a zany name' Black Metal movement! Forget Burzum, this is droney, buzzy, alien, and totally terrifying.

9. I, Monarch (Hate Eternal)
Extremely over-the-top brutal, technical Death metal. Ridiculously fast and pummeling, but still catchy and interesting enough to be enjoyable through and through.

10. Hex: Or, Printing in the Infernal Method (Earth)
This record is Earth's first real full-length since their string of masterpieces for Sub Pop in the early/mid 90's. Totally underwhelming at first, this one gradually ropes you into a strange world of spooky drone, haunting chimes, and a classically American guitar sound.


Omar Goodness: HOOKED ON SONiCS, Tuesday 6pm – 8pm


Albums
1. Before The Dawn Heals Us (M83)
2. Physical City (Cadeaux)
3. Flies The Fields (Shipping News)
4. Vheissu (Thrice)
5. Tournament Of Hearts (the Constantines)
6. Be (Common)
7. The Woods (Sleater-Kinney)
8. Suit Yourself (Shelby Lynne)
9. The Fire In Our Throats Will Beckon The Thaw (Pelican)
10. Metal Cares (Picastro)

Top Late Discoveries (2004 edition)
1. Absence (Dalek)
2. Catch For Us The Foxes (Mewithoutyou)
3. American Whip (Joy Zipper)
4. I Am Hollywood (He Is Legend)
5. He Has Technology (WPP)


Louis Rozza: HOOKED ON SONiCS, Tuesday 6pm – 8pm


1. Vheissu (Thrice)
2. Out Of Nothing (Embrace)
3. The Witching Hour (Ladytron)
4. Love Kraft (Super Furry Animals)
5. Twin Cinema (the New Pornographers)
6. Magic Numbers (Magic Numbers)
7. Happiness In Magazines (Graham Coxon)
8. Cold Roses (Ryan Adams & the Cardinals)
9. Throw Down Your Arms (Sinead O'Connor)
10. Tournament Of Hearts (the Constantines)


Angelica: BVST, Thursday 6pm – 8pm


II (Cursed)
Black Thunder (Doomriders)
Blessed Black Wings (High On Fire)
First Blush (Tricky Woo)
Hello Master (Priestess)
Horns Up (Maximum RNR)
In The Heat Of The Moment (C'mon)
Lullabies To Paralyze (Queens Of The Stone Age)
Nobody's Darlings (Lucero)
Robot Hive/Exodus (Clutch)


Idle Mind Matt: Idle Minds, Sunday 4pm – 6pm

This doesn't represent the rest of the Idle Minds in any way. Also, considering this list, it's hard to believe we're labelled as a punk show... but honestly, the state of punk is pretty rough these day.

Albums
1. Twin Cinema (the New Pornographers)
Pure pop bliss!!! Also contains the best song of the year, "The Bleeding Heart Show"

2. Silent Alarm (Bloc Party)
At first, I dismissed it as sounding like every popular band coming out of the UK these days (Franz Ferdinand, Kaiser Chiefs etc... etc...), but then I realised it was better than all that... MUCH better. Didn't leave my CD player for a good chunk of the year. Special mention for Silent Alarm Remixed, a remix album almost as good as the original.

3. Illinois (Sufjan Stevens)
I'd give anything to be as musically talented as this guy...

4. Apologies To The Queen Mary (Wolf Parade)
Sorry, I know it's pretty trendy to like these guys. But damn it, it's a good album.

5. The Evens (The Evens)
Ian MacKaye could put out an album of himself coughing for 30 minutes and it would still be good. OK, maybe not, but his guitar-and-drums duo with Amy Farina is pretty damn great. When the hell are they coming to town though?

6. Get Behind Me Satan (the White Stripes)
Not their best album, but even when they're not at their best, it's better than most of the crap out there. "My Doorbell" is up there in my favourite songs of the year.

7. Sieg Howdy! (Jello Biafra & the Melvins)
I guess you can consider this a punk album... my god, there's a punk album on my list! So good to hear Jello singing again. A collection of odds and ends, including a live update of "California Über Alles", that's better than the first Biafra and Melvins album.

8. Suspended Animation (Fantômas)
Mr. Bungle meets Friz Freleng with Dave Lombardo drumming. Joy! Seeing them was also one of my concert highlights of the year.

9. You Could Have It So Much Better (Franz Ferdinand)
Not as good as the first album, but it has really been growing on me lately.

10. If Footmen Tire You (The Bloody Hollies)
Best band name ever. Good album too.

Honourable Mentions
1. Mesmerize/Hypnotize (System Of A Down)
Great music... too bad the lyrics are so bad. Cigaro?!

2. Chaos Theory (Amon Tobin)
Great album and another concert highlight this year. Now if only he'd release that unreal drum 'n bass remix of Slayer's 'Raining Blood" that he finished the show with. Intense!

3. Kicking Television: Live In Chicago (Wilco)
...although I think I prefer the bootleg copy of the June 28th show at the Metropolis

4. Lullabies To Paralyze (Queens Of The Stone Age)
"Little Sister": best use of cowbell of the year.

5. The Now Sound Redesigned (The Free Design)
Interesting idea for an album, and very well-executed. Now they need to take Beach Boys' Pet Sounds and Smile, and give it the remix treatment like this.

Dishonourable Mention
I Am A Bird Now (Antony & the Johnsons)
I don't get it. Seriously, can someone explain this to me.


Alex Huynh: Losing My Edge, Tuesday 8pm – 10pm & Sunday 2pm - 4pm


Albums
1. Separation Sunday (The Hold Steady)
2. The Sunset Tree (The Mountain Goats)
3. I'm Wide Awake, It's Morning (Bright Eyes)
4. Twin Cinema (the New Pornographers)
5. Face The Truth (Stephen Malkmus)
6. Tournament Of Hearts (the Constantines)
7. Gimme Fiction (Spoon)
8. Robyn (Robyn)
9. Clap Your Hands Say Yeah! (Clap Your Hands Say Yeah!)
10. Born To Be A Motorcycle (Bunky)

Reissues/Compilations
1. The Complete Peel Sessions 1978-2004 (The Fall)
2. Children Of Nuggets: Original Artyfacts From The Second Psychedelic Era - 1976-1996
3. One Kiss Can Lead To Another: Girl Group Sounds Lost and Found
4. Dinosaur/Bug/You're Living All Over Me (Dinosaur Jr)
5. Germ Free Adolescents [Expanded] (X-Ray Spex)

Songs
1. "This Year" - (The Mountain Goats)
2. "Bloody Mother Fucking Asshole" - (Martha Wainwright)
3. "Oh My Gosh" - (Basement Jaxx)
4. "Ode To L.A." - (the Raveonettes ft Ronnie Spector)
5. "The Bleeding Heart Show" - (the New Pornographers)
6. "My Doorbell" - (the White Stripes)
7. "Since You Caught My Eye" - (Banner Barbados)
8. "Do You Want To" - (Franz Ferdinand)
9. "Clinicly Dead" - (Chad VanGaalen)
10. "Dylan Pt.2" - (Akron/Family)

Remixes
1. The Knife ("Parliament Square" - Stina Nordenstam)
2. Michael Mayer & Tobias Thomas ("Maps" - Ada)
3. Richard X ("Cool" - Gwen Stefani)

Gigs
1. Dinosaur Jr @Festival d'été à Québec, July 16th
2. Broadcast @Cabaret, November 7th
3. Dirtbombs + Deadly Snakes + Sunday Sinners @Cabaret, September 30th
4. Wilco @Metropolis, June 28th
5. The Wedding Present @Cabaret, April 27th
6. Think About Life + Get Hustle @Friendship Cove, October 27th
7. The King Khan & BBQ Show @El Salon, February 5th
8. Moutain Goats @The Old American Can Factory, July 2nd
9. Grant Hart @Casa Del Popolo, August 3rd
10. Wolf Parade @Parc des Amériques, June 18th

Worst Album
Gemstones (Adam Green)

Biggest Disappointment
The Craft (Blackalicious)

2006 CJLO Staff Picks

Once again, CJLO grew this year and if anything, it grew even more diverse judging by the staff picks below. Besides perhaps Ghostface Killah's Fishscale and Return To Cookie Mountain by TV On The Radio, there weren't many albums that found themselves repeated often among the different lists. It's a testament both to the goldmine of releases this year and to the eclectic tastes of the boys and girls that entertain you night and day on the ol' dot com. Personally, I wasn't married to many records this year, instead opting to play a wider field. In fact, only Liars' Drum's Not Dead came close to anything special in my book, though it wasn't the only good album, not by a long shot. Other highlights include the emergence of Montreal's The Nymphets, seeing legends such as Roky Erickson and Mark E. Smith (The Fall), the impossibly phenomenal Man Man show in June and despite the insane number of bands and labels starting up, there is quality to be found for just about every discerning taste. Even the old farts have something to be excited about, given the steady flow of reissues of both classic bands and those thought to be forgotten by history. Anyway, have fun sifting through the staff picks and don't be afraid to leave a comment on the CJLO message board.


Chris Coates: The Melting Pot, Tuesday 10pm - Midnight


Albums
1. Hell Hath No Fury (Clipse)
2. Two/Three (Dabrye)
3. Donuts (J Dilla)
4. Hi-Teknology 2: The Chip (Hi-Tek)
5. Fishscale (Ghostface Killah)
6. Moonlighting (Tanya Morgan)
7. Game Theory (The Roots)
8. Food and Liquor (Lupe Fiasco)
9. Here (Nicolay)
10. Doctor's Advocate (The Game)

Show Of The Year
Thunderheist @Vinyl, October 2006

Next Shit Of The Year
B-More Club Music


Fraser McCallum: F-Train 120, Monday Noon - 2pm


Albums
1. Modern Times (Bob Dylan)
2. The Avalanche (Sufjan Stevens)
3. The Eraser (Thom Yorke)
4. Chemical City (Sam Roberts)
5. The Crane Wife (The Decemberists)
6. He Poos Clouds (Final Fantasy)
7. Return To Cookie Mountain (TV On The Radio)
8. A Hundred Miles Off (The Walkmen)
9. College Rock EP (Smothered In Hugs)
10. Everything All The Time (Band Of Horses)

Best Live Shows
1. Wolf Parade @Le National, April
2. Belle Orchestre + Final Fantasy @Le National, November
3. Flaming Lips @Osheaga Festival, September
4. Sam Roberts @Metropolis, November
5. The Raconteurs @Metropolis, September
6. The Walkmen @La Sala Rossa, February
7. Metal Hearts @Green Room, September
8. Wilco @Alderley Landing (Halifax), July
9. Kid Koala @Le National, November
10. Jill Barber @Théâtre Outremont, November

Worst Live Shows
1. The Stills @Osheaga Festival, September
2. Justin Rutledge @Spectrum, November
3. Islands @Metropolis, March
4. The Colour @Osheaga Festival, September
5. Ben Harper @Osheaga Festival, September

Top Venue
Le National


Cody Hicks: Breakfast Of Champions, Thursday Noon - 2pm

As you may know, I'm pretty clueless about new music. I've given it the old college try and come up with 10(ish) albums that I thought were really groovy this year.

Albums
1. Fishscale (Ghostface Killah)
Nothing even came close this year. Ghost is once again completely unfuckwithable.

2. Orphans (Tom Waits)
Yet another old guard who came out and blew away all the young guns. Any record that covers the Ramones and Charles Bukowski is an A+. Tom Waits might be the coolest man alive.

3. Boys and Girls In America (The Hold Steady)
I didn't get this band at first, but after hearing "Chips Ahoy!" off this record I was hooked. This is what I play on-air to satisfy my Springsteen fix.

4. Thunder Down Under (Hot Snakes)
A pretty fantastic swan song for one of my favourite groups.

5. Shattered (The Exploding Hearts)
R.I.P. Punk is dead.

6. The Obliterati (Mission Of Burma)
Does anyone see a pattern emerging? Another incredible punk record by a band that is logically too old to be this good.

7. Return To Cookie Mountain (TV On The Radio)
I wasn't huge on this until I went to the live show and now I have to say that the hype is true. Believe it!

8. The Drift (Scott Walker)
This guy's voice could stop bullets, melt diamonds and perform other magical feats.

9. Kiss Of Death (Motörhead)
Scratch that. Lemmy is the coolest man alive

10. Close Calls With Brick Walls (Andrew W.K.)
For some reason this gem of a record was only released in Japan. My friend is completely obsessed with this dude and shelled out for the import, so I got to hear what was far too glorious for American ears. This beat the piss out of his last album and is a strong contender for "Party Record of All Time"

11. Hex Enduction Hour (The Fall)
Yeah, I know this wasn't released this year. Who cares. I bought it this year and I listened to it more than anything new. Long live Mark E. Smith!


Brendan O'Flaherty: Catatonia Shall Prevail, Sunday 8pm - 10pm


Albums
1. Avatar (Comets On Fire)
2. The Trident (Unearthly Trance)
3. Conference Of The Birds (Om)
4. Chaos Is My Name (Khlyst)
5. Grind Finale (Nasum)
6. Dead Mountain Mouth (Genghis Tron)
7. Asceticists (Whitehouse)
8. Mammatus (Mammatus)
9. Banks Violette DVD-A (Thorns Ltd.)
10. Subliminal Genocide (Xasthur)


Johnny Suck: Turn Down The Suck, Monday 6pm - 8pm


Albums
1. Kalas (Kalas)
2. Time Will Fuse It's Worth (Kylesa)
3. Witch (Witch)
4. The Abominable Iron Sloth (The Abominable Iron Sloth)
5. Age Of Winters (The Sword)
6. Fires Under The Road (Grim Skunk)
7. Chapter Chaos Begins (Anonymus)
8. Birthing The Giant (Cancer Bats)
9. Cryogenie (Ghoulunatics)
10. The Ultimate Destroyer (Lair of the Minotaur)

Top Live Discoveries
1. Colour Haze
2. Graves At Sea
3. The Last Vegas
4. Desperate Living
5. The Mongrels

Favourite 2005 Albums That Were Not On Last Year's List 1. Those Once Loyal (Bolt Thrower)
2. Shadows Are Security (As I Lay Dying)
3. Electric Last Minute (Dutch Oven)
4. Vampire Circus (Earthride)
5. The Galilean Satellites (Rosetta)


Jackie Hall: Bridge The Gap, Tuesday 4pm - 6pm


Albums
1. Our Darkest Days (Ignite)
2. Songs Of Beer (No Redeeming Social Value vs Slumlords)
3. Where The Sun Never Sets (A Global Threat)
4. Death To Tyrants (Sick Of It All)
5. On The Stremph! (Slumlords)
6. Violent Epiphany (Icepick)
7. Hold A Grudge (Hold A Grudge)
8. 100,000 Watts Of Pure Power (Or At Least That's What We Tell The Girls) (Ripcordz)
9. Changes Are What Bring Us Home (Solidarity)
10. EP (Epidemic)

Shows
1. Adicts + U.K. Subs w/ Misfits @Foufounes Électriques, November 3rd
3. Sick Of It All @Foufounes Électriques, September 30th
4. A Global Threat + Wednesday Night Heroes @L'Inco, November 14th
5. Ignite + A Global Threat w/ Strike Anywhere @Club Lambi, September 6th
6. Gorilla Biscuits + Murphy's Law + Comeback Kid@Le National, August 8th
7. Hold A Grudge album launch w/ Union Made @Café Chaos, June 24th
8. Circle Jerks + Ignite w/ Pennywise @Metropolis, October 14th
9. Slumlords @L'Inco, June 10th
10. Municipal Waste + GWAR @Club Soda, October 22nd

Honourable Mentions
Ignite w/ Comeback Kid @Foufounes Électriques, March 31st
Fearless Vampire Killers @L'Inco, September 16th
Far From Finished + Union Made @Foufounes Électriques, April 2nd
Jaws Of Life's last show w/ Pulling Teeth @L'Inco, November 4th
Gutter Demons @Café Campus, September 7th


Katie Seline: Wrong Side Of The Bed, Wednesday 5pm - 7pm

Albums
1. Carnavas (Silversun Pickups)
2. I Am Not Afraid Of You and I Will Beat Your Ass (Yo La Tengo)
3. Powder Burns (Twilight Singers)
4. The Coast Is Clear (In-Flight Safety)
5. Modern Currencies (Uncut)
6. Dancing With Daggers (Magneta Lane)
7. Show Your Bones (Yeah Yeah Yeahs)
8. Knives Don't Have Your Back (Emily Haines & The Soft Skeleton)
9. At War With The Mystics (The Flaming Lips)
10. Return To Cookie Mountain (TV On The Radio)

I had honestly completely lost hope on new releases halfway through the year. However, come the release of Yeah Yeah Yeah’s Show Your Bones, things began to look up. 2006 surprisingly ended up producing some of my favourite albums and some of the best I have heard in a long time. It was hard to narrow the list down to just 10 but I decided to stick with the albums that I simply couldn’t stop listening to. To me, never getting sick of something is a true sign of quality.

Honourable Mentions
Gang Of Losers (The Dears)
Robbers & Cowards (Cold War Kids)
A Lesson In Crime (Tokyo Police Club)
Gravity Won't Get You High (The Grates)
Peregrine (Appleseed Cast)

It broke my heart to take these albums out of my Top 10 -- all were really good. I was most surprised by the Dears’ album Gang of Losers; I’ve never minded the band, but this album was the first of theirs that I can willingly listen to over and over again. Cold War Kids and the Grates were tough ones too. The Grates’ album for me was 2006’s equivalent to Metric’s Live it Out, and I know all I would have to do is see Cold War Kids live for me to get completely hooked on their songs. They, along with Tokyo Police Club, are bands to watch out for in 2007. The only reason A Lesson in Crime didn’t make the cut is because it is an EP.

Guilty Pleasures
Life In Slow Motion (David Gray)
Eyes Open (Snow Patrol)
The Lookes (MSTRKRFT)

Let’s be honest: I love cheesy, poppy, pull-at-your-heartstrings songs when placed in the right moment of a sitcom television show music. Snow Patrol’s Final Straw was the soundtrack to my summer and live this band just plain kills me. The same goes for David Gray and his album Life in Slow Motion. As for MSTRKRFT, sometimes a girl just needs to dance.

Biggest Disappointments: Albums
Make History (Thunderbirds Are Now!): To be fair, this album is AMAZING live
He Poos Clouds (Final Fantasy): Yeah he poos something else too; a REALLY awful album. I was shocked considering his first release was one of my favourites of 2005.

Biggest Disappointments: Shows
Kanye West in Melbourne, Australia: This guy’s head is too big to get in the door. I did not pay $80 for 45 minutes of back-up singers thanking you. “Yo buy my album it's hot WHAT”, my ass. It is good though.
The Walkmen @NYU, New York: Hands down, worst show I have EVER seen. The sound was hideous, the stage was way too big considering the number of performers, there were seats and ushers keeping kids out of the aisles, and the band clearly didn’t give a crap. The drummer, however, was AMAZING.
Clap Your Hands Say Yeah @Osheaga Festival: I don’t even want to dignify this with an explanation.

Best Shows
Flaming Lips @Osheaga Festival: If you were at this show, you know what I mean. These guys are the kings of the stage show.
Les Savy Fav + The Hold Steady + Thunderbirds Are Now! in Melbourne, Australia: If you ever have the chance to see ANY of these bands, do it. You’ll thank me later.
Silversun Pickups @Pianos: Somehow I had never even heard of these guys until this show. The album is my number one. I think that’s all the explanation you need.


Hana Feldman: The Reign, Wednesday Noon - 1pm

Putting together this info, I had a little trouble determining exactly what happened in 2006; I can barely remember what I did last week. Did Nas and Jay make up in 2006? Nah, that was 2005. Did Bun B release one of my favorite albums? Also 2005. Did Lil Kim go to jail? Did Hova un-retire? I was getting more on track. So after some hard remembering and a little research, what I did determine was that the south continued to kill it in 2006 and most of the club bangers of the year came from the dirty dirty, which has got me wondering when the East Coast is going to take the game back. Even after figuring out that my top album was technically released in 2005, I’ve been banging it all of 2006 so I decided that it’s going to keep its spot anyways. So here it is, my 2006 roundup and a prediction for the coming year. Until then...


Albums
1. Trill (Bun B)
2. King (T.I.)
3. Hell Hath No Fury (Clipse)
4. More Fish (Ghostface Killah)
5. Fishscale (Ghostface Killah)
6. Second Round's On Me (Obie Trice)
7. Release Therapy (Ludacris)
8. The Inspiration (Young Jeezy)
9. Killa Season (Camron)
10. Game Theory (The Roots)

Top 10 Club Bangers
1. "I Know You See It" - Young Joe
2. "Getting Some (remix)" - Shawna ft. Lil Wayne Pharrell & Ludacris
3. "Where The Cash At" - Currency ft. Lil Wayne
4. "Hustlin (remix)" - Rick Ross ft. Jay-Z & Young Jeezy
5. "Money Maker" - Ludacris ft. Pharrell
6. "Shoulder Lean" - Young Dro ft. T.I.
7. "What You Know (remix)" - T.I. ft. Lil Wayne
8. "Ridin" - Chamillionaire
9. "Touch It" - Busta Rhymes
10. "Grillz" - Nelly

2006 Artist With The Hottest Feature Spots On Tracks
Lil Wayne

2006 Male Artist With The Flyest Style
Kanye West

2006 Female Artist With The Flyest Style
Beyonce

Artist To Look Out For In 2007 Saigon


Jackson MacIntosh: Track Marks, Wednesday 10pm - 11:30pm

Songs
1. "Kilo" - Ghostface Killah ft. Raekwon
2. "Promiscuous" - Nelly Furtado
3. "Raise The Spark" - Akron/Family
4. "Lloyd, I'm Ready To Be Heartbroken" - Camera Obscura
5. "Glass Pipe" - Eliot Lipp
6. "Jealous Boyfriend" - Dishwasher
7. "Uma" - OOIOO
8. "Workinonit" - J Dilla


K-Man: "Beyond That Graveyard III", Friday 9pm - Midnight

Best Metal Show: Turn Down The Suck
Best Alt. Show: Losing My Edge
Best Overnight Show/Smoothest Voice: Go-Go Radio Magic Show
Best Overall Show: BVST (or "Beyond That Graveyard III")
Executive With The Most Hustle: Chris Quinnell
Executive With The Most Dedication To The Cause: Alex Huynh


Alex Rabot: No Sleep Til Bedtime, Thursday 6pm - 8pm


Best Album I Knew Would Be Good
Blood Mountain (Mastodon)

Biggest (Good) Surprise
A Senile Animal (Melvins)

Biggest (Bad) Surprise
The New Black (Strapping Young Lad)

Most Fucked Record
New Death Experience (Spektr)

Best Song
"No Heroes" - Converge

Best Re-Issue
Slaughter Of The Soul (At The Gates)

Most Annoying To Omar
Jaggernaut (Scissorfight)

Best Reunion Record
Monotheism (Celtic Frost)

Most Expensive Purchase
Dronevil: Final (Boris) - $25 US, paid twice, still not received

Best Singalong
"Set Fire To The Face On Fire" - Blood Brothers


Shaun Anderson: Losing My Edge, Sunday 2pm-4pm and Tuesday 8pm-10pm


Albums
1. Hidden World (Fucked Up)
2. Blood Visions (Jay Reatard)
3. Shallow (Pissed Jeans)
4. Shrinking Moon For You 10" (Wooden Shjips)
5. Pro-Fucking-Motional EP (The Nymphets)
6. To Find Me Gone (Vetiver)
7. C.Y.S.L.A.B.F. (Mika Miko)
8. II (Annihilation Time)
9. The Empire Strikes Back (Country Teasers)
10. Hearts Addendum (Battleship)

Most Listened To Non-2006 Album
Let It Bloom (The Black Lips)

Best 2007 Album Leaked In 2006
Are The Dark Horse (The Besnard Lakes)

Best Live Band
Brutal Knights

Best Re-Issue
The Kids/Naughty Kids: 30th Anniversary Issue (The Kids)


Döc Holidæ: Phantastiq Cypha, Friday 9pm - Noon

Top 10 Television Programs That Progressively Got Worse
1. The Simpsons
2. American Dad
3. Pimp My Ride
4. Survivor
5. The O.C.
6. Desperate Housewives
7. E.R.
8. Charmed
9. That 70's Show
10. Smallville


Lisa Sookraj: Unsystem Addict, Saturday 6pm - 8pm


Albums
1. Out Of The Angeles (Amusement Parks On Fire)
2. Night Creatures (Cities In Dust)
3. Wires In The Walls (North Atlantic)
4. A Lesson In Crime (Tokyo Police Club)
5. Whatever People Say I Am That's What I'm Not (Arctic Monkeys)
6. Give Me A Wall (¡Forward, Russia!)
7. Silver (Jesu)
8. Waiting For The Next End Of The World (Channels)
9. So Divided (...And You Will Know Us By The Trail Of Dead)

Honourable Mentions
Not Accepted Anywhere (The Automatic)
Print Is Dead (Yourcodenameis:Milo)
Nine Times That Same Song (Love Is All)
Vision Valley (The Vines)

Reissues/Compilations
1. Thunder Down Under (Hot Snakes)
2. His 'n Hers/Different Class/This Is Hardcore 2xCD deluxe edition (Pulp)
3. Everything Wants To Be Used For What It Was Made For (Single Frame)
4. Wowee Zowee - Sordid Sentinels reissue (Pavement)

Shows
1. Death From Above 1979
2. NOFX
3. The Strokes
4. Arctic Monkeys
5. Franz Ferdinand
6. Rancid
7. ¡Forward, Russia!
8. Gary Numan
9. Convenant
10. Moneen


Antonella Fratino: Siamese Libertines, Thursday 8pm - 10pm


Indie Albums
1. The Information (Beck)
2. Gulag Orkestar (Beirut)
3. Yellow House (Grizzly Bear)
4. Beast Moans (Swan Lake)
5. Destroyer's Rubies (Destroyer)
6. The Trials Of Van Occupanther (Midlake)
7. Shut Up I Am Dreaming (Sunset Rubdown)
8. Fear Is On Our Side (I Love You But I've Chosen Darkness)
9. Return To Cookie Mountain (TV On The Radio)
10. Modern Currencies (Uncut)

Electro Albums
1. Unity Gain (Sinewave)
2. Drowning In A Sea Of Love (Nathan Fake)
3. Trans Canada Highway EP (Boards Of Canada)
4. The Looks (MSTRKRFT)
5. The Legend Of Bird's Hill (Vitaminsforyou)
6. Echo Other (All India Radio)
7. History Is Bunk Pts 1 & 2 (Hefty Compilation)
8. We Think As Instruments (I'm Not A Gun)
9. Birdy Nam Nam (Birdy Nam Nam)
10. Xenon EP (Miles Tillman)

Shows
1. TV On The Radio + Grizzly Bear @Le National
2. Wolfmother @Le National
3. David Gray @Bell Centre
4. MSTRKRFT + Van She @Puma Store, NYC
5. Wintersleep @Parc Jean-Drapeau
6. You Say Party! We Say Die! + Controller.Controller @Club Lambi
7. Nouvelle Vague @Club Soda
8. Supergrass + Pilotdrift @La Tulipe
9. 5th Projekt + super/heater + The Diamond Sea @Green Room
10. The Nymphets @L'Escogriffe
10.5 Jackson and His Computer Band @SAT


Spanky G: The Lonesome Strangers, Wednesday 3pm - 5pm


Albums
1. The Crane Wife (The Decemberists)
2. The Avalanche (Sufjan Stevens)
3. With Strings: Live At Town Hall (Eels)
4. Gravity Won't Get You High (The Grates)
5. The Life Pursuit (Belle & Sebastian)
6. The Lemonheads (The Lemonheads)
7. Sell Control For Life's Speed (Pilate)
8. A Little Place In The Wilderness (Memphis)
9. Honey From The Tombs (Amy Millan)
10. Songs For Christmas (Sufjan Stevens)


Mike Bresciani: The Lonesome Strangers, Wednesday 3pm - 5pm


Albums
1. The Life Pursuit (Belle & Sebastian)
2. Honey From The Tombs (Amy Millan)
3. It's Never Been Like That (Phoenix)
4. Pet Grief (The Radio Dept)
5. Return From Cookie Mountain (TV On The Radio)
6. The Information (Beck)
7. Modern Times (Bob Dylan)
8. Rather Ripped (Sonic Youth)
9. The Lemonheads (The Lemonheads)
10. With Strings: Live At Town Hall (Eels)


Alex Rapagna: The Aftermath, Monday 2pm - 3pm

Worst Franchises
1. Pittsburgh Pirates
2. New York Knicks
3. Chicago Blackhawks
4. Houston Texans
5. Kansas City Royals

Knockouts
1. Maria Sharapova (Tennis)
2. Natalie Gulbis (LPGA)
3. Martine Gaillard (Rogers Sportsnet)
4. Bonnie Bernstein (ESPN)
5. Sam Ryan (CBS)

Best Games
1. Rose Bowl - USC vs Texas
2. Elite 8 - George Mason vs UCONN - 86-84 OT
3. Los Angeles Dodgers vs San Diego Padres - 09/18/2006
4. Phoenix Suns vs New Jersey Nets 161-157, 12/7/2006
5. Oakland Athletics vs Detroit Tigers Game 4 ALCS

MVP
1. Ladainian Tomlinson
2. Troy Smith
3. Steve Nash
4. Justin Morneau
5. Vince Young

Biggest Disappointment
1. The CFL
2. St-Louis Cardinals winning the World Series
3. The Montreal Alouettes
4. Bryant Gumble calling NFL games
5. The BCS
6. FOX Sports
7. Team Canada men's hockey team at the Olympics
8. Detroit Pistons running out of gas in the playoffs
9. Mario Williams
10. The Indianapolis Colts choking in the playoffs


Christopher Bussmann: former CJLO Jazz Director


Albums
1. Hosannas In The Basements Of Hell (Killing Joke)
2. Mr.Beast (Mogwai)
3. Personal File (Johnny Cash)
4. Fishscale (Ghostface Killah)
5. Silver (Jesu)
6. We Shall Overcome: The Seeger Sessions (Bruce Springsteen)
7. Smear Campaign (Napalm Death)
8. The Fountain (Clint Mansell)
9. Made In Brooklyn (Masta Killa)
10. Palm Of Soul (Kidd Jordan/Hamid Drake/William Parker)


Angelica Calcagnile: BVST, Wednesday 7pm - 9pm

Favourite metal albums of '06, in no particular order:

Blood Mountain (Mastodon)
This monster of a record is continued proof that braininess and brutality aren't mutually exclusive.
RIYL: music

Sahg 1 (Sahg)
Don't be fooled: this might look like a black metal album but this may just be the year's best stoner rock release, all dirt road riffs and doomy, gloomy goodness.
RIYL: Satan, bong hits

Now, Diabolical (Satyricon)
Possibly the catchiest black metal record ever recorded... careful, this slope is slippery. One minute you're bobbing your head, the next you're burning down churches.
RIYL: disco, being scared shitless

Witch (Witch)
Droney, fuzzy proto-metal... J Mascis brings the fanboys in, but it's the creeping, hypnotic rock 'n roll that keeps 'em there...
RIYL: long hair, deciphering backmasked messages in Zeppelin records

Into Oblivion (Rise and Fall)
Who said Belgians are boring? Not this crushing, tortured sophomore release stamped with the Converge seal of approval.
RIYL: Cursed, waffles

III: The Eyes Of Fire (Unearth)
An unexpected scorcher. If you like blistering metalcore, don't overthink this one - just turn it up.
RIYL: driving really fast, barfights, other brainless pleasures

Origo (Burst)
Like ocean waves grinding cliffs into sand, this intricately crafted record, full of searing highs and bone-shaking lows, is destructive in the best possible way.
RIYL: unconventional makeout music

Prisons (Eyes Of Fire)
Anguished without being emo, this is an epic, darkly melodic and doomy album, produced by Matt Bayles (Isis, Mastodon, Murder City Devils).
RIYL: existentialist philosophy, highly depressive ruminations

Jaggernaut (Scissorfight)
The Granite State destroyers are back with a long awaited dose of headbanging, tongue in cheek, whiskey-soaked mountain man rock.
RIYL: malt liquor, lowbrow pursuits

Deaf To Our Prayers (Heaven Shall Burn)
Dense, powerful melodic death metal from Deutschland. As punishing as it is pretty, this is one of 2006's sleeping giants.
RIYL: making fun of Myspace, In Flames

Favourite Gigs
Bad Wizard @Midway, NYC: Like the MC5 with extra boogie, this just might be one of the most dangerous bands in rock 'n roll... seeing them at their finest in a sweaty Alphabet Village dive is one of my fondest CMJ moments.

Mastodon (Unholy Alliance tour) @Bell Centre: They were all I expected and more on their headlining stop at Spectrum, but this appearance gets the nod because despite the odds (playing early to a half-empty stadium) their mesmerizing performance blew the rest of the bands off the stage.

The Last Vegas @Café Chaos: When this Chicago five-piece took the stage, Café Chaos became some smoky Sunset Strip shithole in the late 70's, and as their lead singer snaked about, I remember why I listen to rock 'n roll in the first place.


Fiona Mak: Airworks, Tuesday 2pm - 4pm


Albums
1. Skelliconnection (Chad VanGaalen)
2. The Avalanche (Sufjan Stevens)
3. You Are There (Mono)
4. The Greatest (Cat Power)
5. Disaster Poetry (Flotilla)
6. Ships (Danielson)
7. The Crane Wife (The Decemberists)
8. And Now That I'm In Your Shadow (Damien Jurado)
9. He Poos Clouds (Final Fantasy)
10. Destroyer's Rubies (Destroyer)

Shows
1. Silver Mt Zion @Le National
2. Low + His Name Is Alive @La Sala Rossa
3. super/heater + The Golden Dogs @Main Hall
4. Danielson + Oneida @La Sala Rossa
5. Deerhoof + The Fiery Furnaces @La Tulipe
6. Joanna Newsom + Under Byen @Ukrainian Federation Centre
7. The Great Lake Swimmers + Centro-Matic @La Sala Rossa
8. Telefauna + They Shoot Horses Don't They @Le Divan Orange
9. David Bazan @Green Room
10. CT Sirens + Flotilla + Tanya Nielsen + Only Forward @La Sala Rossa
10. Architecture In Helsinki @La Sala Rossa


Correy Baldwin: Airworks, Tuesday 2pm - 4pm


Albums
Paper Television (The Blow)
Fox Confessor Brings The Flood (Neko Case)
The Greatest (Cat Power)
The Crane Wife (The Decemberists)
Destroyer's Rubies (Destroyer)
Shut Up I Am Dreaming (Sunset Rubdown)
Return To Cookie Mountain (TV On The Radio)
Skelliconnection (Chad VanGaalen)
Orphans (Tom Waits)
I Am Not Afraid Of You and I Will Beat Your Ass (Yo La Tengo)


Zombieboy: The Almighty Riff, Sunday 6pm - 8pm


Albums
1. Mystica (Axel Rudi Pell)
2. A Matter Of Life And Death (Iron Maiden)
3. You're All Living In Cuckooland (Budgie)
4. Rocket Ride (Edguy)
5. Edge Of The World (Tipton, Entwistle & Powell)
6. A Light In The Dark (Metal Church)
7. Beyond Fear (Beyond Fear)
8. Denial Of Death (Brain Surgeons)
9. The Monkey Puzzle (UFO)
10. A Twist In The Myth (Blind Guardian)

Honourable Mentions
Warrior Soul (Doro)
Rebel Meets Rebel (Rebel Meets Rebel)
Educated Horses (Rob Zombie)
Trust (Saga)
Kiss Of Death (Motörhead)
Dominate (Adagio)

Top 2005 Releases Heard In 2006
1. Holy Hell (Rob Rock)
2. Majestic (Gamma Ray)
3. Scream (Tony Martin)
4. Aeronautics (Masterplan)
5. Rising In The East (Judas Priest)

Best Shows
Gamma Ray + Hanker @Le Medley, May 6: can’t wait to see the Gamma Ray Live in Montreal DVD
Paul Di'Anno + Sudden Flames @Club Soda, April 9
Nashville Pussy + Priestess @Les Saints, September 22

Biggest Disappointments
1. Operation Mindcrime II (Queensrÿche): A sorry excuse of a follow-up to one of the best metal discs of the 80's. They didn’t help matters with their overblown and pompous stage show on November 10th either. Time to go back to basics, guys.
2. Iron Maiden live October 10: It pains me to say it, but Iron Maiden flat out sucked. Playing the new album in its entirety was a terrible mistake. It’s a great work, but simply too long and involved for a live event.
3. Too many projects delayed (Megadeth, Manowar, Type O Negative and others: 2006 was a pretty slow year for old-school metal fans, but with all the delays that took place, 2007 should be amazing.

Most Metal Moments
Dio reuniting with his old Black Sabbath bandmates to form Heaven and Hell.
Budgie coming back with a great album after more than twenty years.
Getting to interview Hanker — these guys rock and I’m predicting their next release (hopefully coming in 2007) will be their breakthrough.


Ian Hundt: Sound Control To Major Tom, Friday Noon - 2pm

Ian doesn't listen to new music or directives from the magazine editor.

Albums
1. Surf's Up (The Beach Boys)
2. Remain In Light (Talking Heads)
3. Blonde On Blonde (Bob Dylan)
4. There's A Riot Goin' On (Sly & The Family Stone)
5. Abbey Road (The Beatles)
6. Songs In The Key Of LIfe (Stevie Wonder)
7. '77 (Talking Heads)
8. Bridge Over Troubled Water (Simon & Garfunkel)
9. Funky Kingston (Toots & The Maytals)
10. Band On The Run (Paul McCartney & Wings)

Songs
1. "A Day In The Life Of A Tree" - The Beach Boys
2. "Stay" - Frankie Valli & The Four Seasons
3. "Ebb Tide" - The Righteous Brothers
4. "Father & Son" - Cat Stevens
5. "Carrie-Anne" - The Hollies
6. "Jump Into The Fire" - Harry Nilsson
7. "Proud Mary" - Ike & Tina Turner
8. "Medley: Aquarius/Let The Sunshine In/The Flesh Failures" - The Fifth Dimension
9. "Kitty Can" - The Bee Gees
10. "It's A Shame" - The Spinners


Stephanie Doyle: Twee Time, Monday 5pm - 6pm

Stuff
1. Begin To Hope (Regina Spektor)
Upon my first listen, I didn't know what to think about Begin to Hope. Regina Spektor accompanied by a band? Regina playing electric guitar? A new version of "Samson"? Hmm... I better listen to this again. Well, I better listen again. OK one more time, just for you Regina. Oh, now I get it. I luv u Regina.

2. The Life Pursuit (Belle & Sebastian)
I think Belle & Sebastian have been listening to a lot of 70's cheesy pop records, but these catchy tunes had me tapping my feet.

3. "Shoes" video by Kelly Come on, you betch I'm gonna betch slap yah shut up yah shet bag. Gotta love this video! We've got Kelly (comedian Liam Sullivan), her creepy family, shoes that rule and shoes that suck, hot girls twirling flaming hula hoops, big freak outs, and 80's references. Oh My God. Look for it on youtube.

4. Pro-Fucking-Motional EP (The Nymphets)
I was wallowing in great sadness thinking punk was dead, until I saw this band during Pop Montreal. The Nymphets are three normal kids who listen to pop records and belt out the best punk music I've heard in a long time. A girl drummer too. A band after my own heart.

5. Friendly Rich & The Lollipop People (The Friendly Rich Show)
I love Friendly Rich! He's super cool and gives a good interview and his CD kicks ass. OK, ass-kissing over. The Friendly Rich Show is the second release from Friendly Rich and his band of prodigies The Lollipop People. Imagine an energy drink made of heaven and hell in musical form. Imagine what would happen if you threw Tom Waits, the Squirrel Nut Zippers, Pink Floyd, the Phantomas and some camp into a blender along with a bass, a trombone, some drums, a cello, an accordion, a banjo, a bassoon, a harp, a double bass, Friendly Rich on vocals and a doctor playing a harpsichord, turned the blender on high speed with crushed ice and let them all bleed into one big bloody milkshake of musical bliss. Serve with a twisty straw and a mint leaf in a tall frosted monkey head glass. Yup, that's Friendly Rich.

6. Orphans (Tom Waits)
This three-CD set is a collection of new and rare songs. Tom covers two Ramones songs from End of the Century ("The Return of Jackie and Judy" and "Danny Says", the latter is such a soft sad song). Tom, thanks for taking the Spector out of that song. You make me cry.

7. Dýrðin (Dýrðin)
Indie pop from Iceland! Sweet. They sing songs in their native language! Kick ass. I appreciate that you did not sell out just to please the masses. It's pronounced "Deerthin", by the way.

8. Singer (The Besties)
Super poppy and sweet, this Brooklyn band is definitely one of my favourites this year. Light and happy, Singer makes ya smile. What more could a person want? They even turned my friend Matt into a wussy punk boy.

9. Voila! (The Snow Fairies)
Indie-pop from the Snow Fairies. I do believe this new CD is a more mature work than their debut.

10. The Affected Provincial's Companion by Lord Breaulove Swells Whimsy (book) Each year I like to include a book because I'm modern that way. Lord Whimsy has definitely shared something beautiful with the world. This is book is not only about Dandyism. It's about a joyous way of life and offers a hopeful message. To Lord Whimsy I say, YES. Let us ditch our sweat pants and transfer from the past all that was beautiful and bring the beauty and manners into the present and become the most splendid version of ourselves! I'm game. But do you like Twee?


Matt Leitman: Idle Minds, Monday 9pm - 10pm

Albums
1. Hidden World (Fucked Up)
I haven't stopped listening to this since I got it. Amazing.

2. The Obliterati (Mission Of Burma)
MoB haven't lost a step. "2wice" is one of my top songs of year too. So damn catchy.

3. Rather Ripped (Sonic Youth)
I'm definitely in the minority here, but I think this is best thing they've released in years. Needs more Lee though (as always)

4. A Senile Animal (Melvins)
Two drummers!!!

5. Pro-Fucking-Motional EP (The Nymphets)
Best band in Montreal. See them!

6. All Roads Lead To Ausfarht (NoMeansNo)
One of the all-time favourite bands. Best thing they've done since Worldhood Of The World.

7. Fox Confessor Brings The Flood (Neko Case)
Her voice is so good it gives me shivers.

8. Return To Cookie Mountain (TV On The Radio)
Would probably be higher on the list if hadn't started listening to it last week... but I haven't stopped listening to it all week. Amazing.

9. Christ Illusion (Slayer)
It's Slayer with Dave Lombardo! C'mon!!!

10. Love (The Beatles)
Could have been a disaster. It's not.

Most Disappointing Album Of The Year: The Outsider (DJ Shadow). Awful
Top 2005 Album Heard In 2006: Porcella (The Deadly Snakes) ... and then they broke up, and I never got to see them.
Best Concert Experience Of The Year: Sonic Youth @Osheaga Festival. Feedback solo after "Teenage Riot" nearly killed me. Thurston and Lee sword fighting with guitars?!?!


Adrian Warner: Eclectricity, Sunday 10pm - Midnight

Favourite Not Necessarily 2006 Albums
1. Madvillainy (Madvillain)
2. Everything I Own (Ken Boothe)
3. Soundpieces (Lootpack)
4. Black Album (Jay-Z)
5. Joyful Rebellion (K-Os)
6. Game Theory (The Roots)
7. Street Songs (Rick James)
8. 20th Century Masters: The Millennium Collection: The Best Of Joe Jackson
9. 20th Century Masters: The Millennium Collection: Jeffrey Osborne
10. Exclusive Sugarhill Mixtape - Prime Cuts From The Scratch Perverts

Top 10 Singles I Felt For Some Reason Or Another In 2006
1. "Crazy" - Gnarlz Barkley
2. "Check On It" - Beyonce ft. Slim Thug
3. "Evidence" - Eternia
4. "Do It To it" - Cherish
5. "Touch It" (Mega Remix) - Busta Rhymes
6. "Fix You" (Live 8) - Coldplay
7. "Daydream" - Lupe Fiasco & Jill Scott
8. "My Hood" - Young Jeezy
9. "What You Know" - T.I.
10. "Rubberband Banks" - Young Dro

Top 10 Artists I Always Made Room For On My Show
1. Wilson Pickett
2. Stevie Wonder
3. Nina Simone
4. Tony Bennett
5. Peter Tosh
6. Bob Marley
7. Guru
8. James Brown
9. Oscar Peterson
10. Ella Fitzgerald

Top 10 Most Disturbing/Disappointing Moments
1. Dawson shooting
2. J Dilla's death
3. Xmen 3 not directed by Bryan Singer
4. Superman Returns directed by Bryan Singer
5. Madlb's performance at Le National
6. Waiting for Rakim's performance in September
7. Wilson Pickett's death
8. The state of Montreal radio stations
9. The state of television programming
10. The state of hip hop music


Josh Mocle: The Kids Are So-So, Saturday 8pm - 10pm

More 2006 review from The Kids Are So-So


Albums
1. The Sufferer and The Witness (Rise Against)
2. In Bocca Al Lupo (Murder By Death)
3. Young Machetes (The Blood Brothers)
4. No Heroes (Converge)
5. Dancing For Decadence (The Sainte Catherines)
6. Happy Hollow (Cursive)
7. A City By The Light Divided (Thursday)
8. Yes, Virginia (The Dresden Dolls)
9. The Always Open Mouth (Fear Before The March Of Flames)
10. Red Eyed Soul (The World/Inferno Friendship Society)


Alex Huynh: Losing My Edge, Sunday 2pm - 4pm and Tuesday 8pm - 10pm


Albums
1. Drum's Not Dead (Liars)
2. Pro-Fucking-Motional EP (The Nymphets)
3. The Warning (Hot Chip)
4. Yours To Keep (Albert Hammond Jr.)
5. We Are The Pipettes (The Pipettes)
6. Blood Visions (Jay Reatard)
7. Someone To Drive You Home (The Long Blondes)
8. El Perro Del Mar (El Perro Del Mar)
9. Under The Surface (Marit Larsen)
10. The Life Pursuit (Belle & Sebastian)

Honourable Mentions
Get Lonely - The Mountain Goats
Etiquette - Casiotone For The Painfully Alone
Nine Times That Same Song - Love Is All
Yes, Virginia - The Dresden Dolls
The Truth Doesn't Matter - Nikki Sudden

Songs
1. "You Broke My Heart" - Lavender Diamond
2. "Pull Shapes" - The Pipettes
3. "Dreaming Of Dreaming" - The Nymphets
4. "Nightmares" - Jay Reatard
5. "Wednesday Morning" - The Nymphets
6. "Engrish Bwvdd" - Man Man
7. "I Love Creedence" - Casiotone For The Painfully Alone
8. "Littlest Things" - Lily Allen
9. "The Greatest" - Cat Power
10. "You Are Here" - Nathan Fake

Reissues/Compilations
1. Echoes Of The Past (Dead Moon)
2. Wowee Zowee: Sordid Sentinels (Pavement)
3. Shattered (The Exploding Hearts)
4. McLuskyism (McLusky)
5. Fab Four Suture (Stereolab)
6. The Future Crayon (Broadcast)
7. Die Donnergotter/An Angel Moves Too Fast To See (Rhys Chatham)
8. Welcome To My World (Daniel Johnston)
9. Out Of Cold Storage (This Heat)
10. Singles & Sessions: 1979-81 (Delta 5)

Gigs
1. Man Man + The Creeping Nobodies + The Wharton Tiers Ensemble @La Sala Rossa, June 6th
2. The Nymphets @Zoobizarre, October 7th
3. The Fall @Hiro Ballroom, NYC, November 4th
4. The Hold Steady @La Sala Rossa, August 30th
5. Evan Dando + John Kastner + Elizabeth Powell @Main Hall, February 8th
6. Lavender Diamond @Northsix, NYC, November 3rd
7. Roky Erickson & The Explosives @Associaçao Portuguesa, October 6th
8. Comets On Fire @La Sala Rossa, September 6th
9. Lambchop @Le National, September 23rd
10. To Live and Shave In L.A. + Dreamcatcher @La Sala Rossa, September 1st

 

2007 CJLO Staff Picks

As expected, CJLO’s third annual Staff Picks is a mixed bag of musical goodies from across the map. So much so that out of the thirty-one DJs who submitted their lists, no two #1 albums were alike. Of course, several of the year’s powerhouse releases resonated with the staff. Radiohead’s In Rainbows reigned as the most popular album, with The White StripesIcky Thump, The Arcade Fire’s Neon Bible and High On Fire’s Death Is This Communion not too far behind. Other notables were CPC GangbangsMutilation Nation and Deathspell Omega’s Fas -- Ite, Maledicti, In Ignem Aeternum. With regards to 2007’s top shows, CMJ Music Marathon was a station favourite. The festival, which boasts over a thousand band performances at New York City’s hottest venues, provided an unforgettable experience for CJLO-ers fortunate enough to attend.

In any case, enjoy the lists, leave us your comments on the newly renovated forum, and keep rocking in 2008.

- Antonella Fratino


Andrew Ward: Bangers 'n Mash (Tuesdays 11am-12pm)


Top Five Albums
1. Cross - Justice
2. Fancy Footwork - Chromeo
3. In Rainbows - Radiohead
4. The Hollywood Recordings - Sa-Ra
5. Alive (Live in Paris 2007) - Daft Punk

Top 5 Shows
1. Justice @ Terminal 5 (CMJ Music Marathon in New York City)
2. Sharon Jones and the Dap-Kings @ La Tulipe
3. Ed Banger Records Showcase feat. Justice, Busy P, DJ Mehdi & Kavinsky @ Club Soda
3. MSTRKRFT @ Studio B (CMJ Music Marathon in New York City)
5. Fool's Gold Showcase @ Hiro Ballroom (CMJ Music Marathon in New York City)

Top 5 Songs
1. "Genesis" - Justice
2. "D.A.N.C.E." - Justice (MSTRKRFT mix)
3. "Bonafied Lovin' (Tough Guys)" - Chromeo
4. "Reckoner" - Radiohead
5. "Pro Nails" - Kid Sister


Brian Joseph: Phantastiq Cypha (Fridays 9am-12pm)


Top 10 Albums
1. Eardrum - Talib Kweli
2. The Undisputed Truth - Brother Ali
3. I’ll Sleep When You’re Dead - EL-P
4. Port Authority - Marco Polo
5. The Return of the Renegade - Capital D
6. No Place Like Soul - Soulive
7. The Stone Quartet - Caveman Theory
8. Rap Music - Brother Reade
9. Play with the Changes - 4 Hero
10. Return of the Magnificent - DJ Jazzy Jeff


Simon Howell: A Listening Ear (Wednesdays 12am - 1am)


Top 20 Albums
1. The Stage Names - Okkervil River
2. In Rainbows - Radiohead
3. Challengers - The New Pornographers
4. Hey Venus! - Super Furry Animals
5. Living with the Living - Ted Leo and the Pharmacists
6. Drums and Guns - Low
7. Boxer - The National
8. Curses - Future of the Left
9. Kala - M.I.A.
10. Hissing Fauna, Are You the Destroyer? - Of Montreal
11. Mapmaker - Parts & Labor
12. Tones of Town - Field Music
13. Souvenirs d’un autre monde - Alcest
14. Ire Works - Diillinger Escape Plan
15. Let’s Stay Friends - Les Savy Fav
16. 23 - Blonde Redhead
17. Armchair Apocrypha - Andrew Bird
18. Are the Dark Horse - The Besnard Lakes
19. No Shouts, No Calls - Electrelane
20. Cold & Kind - 1900s


Ricky D: The Naked Lunch (Thursdays, 12pm - 2pm)


Top 10 Soundtracks
1. I’m Not There
A double disk with 32 tracks, I'm Not There gels as an album, partially because a good portion of the soundtrack is recorded with one of two different house bands: the dusty, cinematic Arizona outfit Calexico and the Million Dollar Bashers, a super group assembled for this gig featuring guitarist Lee Renaldo and drummer Steve Shelley of Sonic Youth, Tom Verlaine, Dylan's regular bassist Tony Garnier, Wilco guitarist Nels Cline, guitarist Smokey Hormel, and organist John Medeski. Have you heard the cover of "Going to Acapulco" by Calexico and (lead singer of My Morning Jacket), Jim James? If not, then it mean two things: you have not listened to The Naked Lunch radio show and more importantly, you have not seen the film yet.

2. Death Proof
Tarantino soundtracks are often as exciting as the films themselves and Death Proof is no exception to the rule. It includes the likes of April March, T-Rex, Eddie Floyd, The Coasters, Dave Dee, Dozy, Bich & Tich and the great Ennio Morricone. The pleasure of this soundtrack is precisely how all the little-known songs create their own fantastical spin on the late '60s and '70s, just like how Tarantino does within the film itself.

3. Hot Fuzz
The soundtrack touches on the film's police theme without being heavy-handed (no songs by The Police, for example), featuring Supergrass' "Caught by the Fuzz" and XTC's "Sgt. Rock (Is Going to Help Me)". Also, Jon Spencer and the Elegant Too's heavy, funky "Here Come the Fuzz" feels equally inspired by Jimi Hendrix and the themes to '70s cop shows. You will also hear the Kinks, The Eels and of course how could you leave out the track "The Hot Fuzz Suite"?

4. Black Snake Moan
The film is dedicated to the memory of R.L. Burnside. His digital ghost performs "Old Black Mattie" here, and his tune, "Just Like a Bird Without a Feather," is covered by Jackson, with Burnside's adopted son and sideman Kenny Brown. There are also cuts here by the Black Keys, Jessie Mae Hemphill, Scott Bomar the soundtrack's producer, John Doe, Outrageous Cherry (covering Junior Kimbrough no less), Bobby Rush, Precious Bryant and The North Mississippi All-stars.

5. Darjeeling Limited
A touch of the Kinks, Indian art music, from celebrated director/composer Satyajit Ray, to violinist/singer/composer Shankar. Toss in a little Debussy and Beethoven, a dash of gospel and The Rolling Stones...and enough said. This is all over the map.

6. Juno

7. Talk To Me
Although I have not seen an official soundtrack in stores yet, the film features an all-star cast of musical geniuses including James Brown, Otis Redding, Clarence Carter and more. How could a radio DJ not include this on the list, given that the film is a biopic of one of the greatest radio personalities of all time?

8. This is England
This is another great soundtrack from a little unknown gem of a film. It features Clayhill, Toots & The Maytals, Soft cell, The Specials, Strawberry Switchblade and many more.

9. Once
Songs from the key scenes are on this album, including the twangy "Broken Hearted Hoover Fixer Sucker Guy" and Glen Hansard and Marketa Irglova's music store duet "Falling Slowly." Aficionados of Hansard's band, The Frames, will recognize tracks already in their collections; new fans will swoon all over again.

10. Southland Tales
Following up on an amazing soundtrack from his first feature film, Donnie Darko, director Richard Kelly once again impresses us with the soundtrack to his new film. The album includes alternative rock giants like Jane's Addiction and the Pixies, country legend Waylon Jennings, Northern Soul crooner Bertha Tillman, Black Rebel Motorcycle Club and more. Unfortunately, not all the tracks featured on the film make the soundtrack, and there’s a little too much Moby and even Britney Spears. If I could choose, I would have taken her ex, Justin (who actually stars in this movie), over her. In any case, the music works well with the film, as any soundtrack should.

*Special mention: Joe Strummer: The Future is Unwritten
I may be cheating here, seeing as I did not want to mention documentaries, but I couldn’t resist. This documentary gets bogged down with its celebrity eulogies of Strummer, but the soundtrack picks up the slack. There's still chatter, yet rather than limit itself to cherry-picking songs from the former Clash frontman’s illustrious past, the album includes songs Strummer aired on his BBC radio show -- from Elvis Presley to Nina Simone. For purists, there's also a strong selection of Strummer's own output such as "Trash City," which debuted nearly 20 years ago on the soundtrack to the Keanu Reeves flick "Permanent Record."


Adrian "A-Dubs" Warner: Eclectricity (Sundays 4pm - 6pm)


Top 10 Singles I Felt For Some Reason Or Another
1. "The Way I Are" - Timbaland
2. "My Love" - Justin Timberlake
3. "Apologize" - Timbaland & OneRepublic
4. "Come Around" - M.I.A. & Timbaland
5. "Rocketship" - Mood Ruff
6. "Classifieds" - Donnie
7. "Something On My Mind" - Titanic
8. "Corina" - Taj Mahal
9. "Withering Tree" - Traffic
10. "Only You Know & I Know" - Dave Mason

Most Disturbing/Disappointing Moments
1. It Goes Without Saying...
2. Souls Of Mischief/EMC concert @ Foufounes Electriques
3. Pimp C's death
4. Season 6 of 24
5. Mel B. losing on Dancing With The Stars

Best Discoveries
1. Diverse
2. Marco Polo
3. House Music
4. RPM section in CJLO "vault"

Best Concert Experience
super/Heater @ La Sala Rossa


Josh Mocle: The Kids Are So-So (Tuesdays 2pm - 4pm)

My list is kinda just an arbitrary smattering of what I liked this year. There’s stuff I'm sure I forgot and also things I will have changed my mind about. If you wanna know more, just talk to me.

Top 20 Albums
1. Orchestra of Wolves - Gallows
2. Sink or Swim - The Gaslight Anthem
3. Lifetime - Lifetime
4. How Far Our Bodies Go - Fake Problems
5. New Wave - Against Me!
6. We Are - Cloak/Dagger
7. Internal Salvation - The Unseen
8. Addicted to Bad Ideas - The World/Inferno Friendship Society
9. Ire Works - The Dillinger Escape Plan
10. The Great Awake - The Flatliners
11. Strictly Rude - Big D and the Kids Table
12. Risk Revival - Hot Cross
13. Sauve Qui Peut! - The Dirty Tricks
14. Broadcasting - Comeback Kid
15. Destroy Their Future - American Steel
16. No Salvation - Coliseum
17. Midnight in America - Modern Life is War
18. The Fear, The Fear, The Fear - Defiance, Ohio
19. The Sinking Ship - Smoke or Fire
20. Career Suicide - A Wilhelm Scream

*Honourable Mention: The Dethalbum - Dethklok


Brennan Richer: The Almighty Riff (Sundays 6pm - 8pm)


Top 10 Albums
1. The Inner Sanctum - Saxon
2. Appointment with Death - Lizzy Borden
3. Framing Armageddon - Iced Earth
4. Gambling with the Devil - Helloween
5. Paradise Lost - Symphony X
6. Dead Again - Type O Negative
7. Give Me Your Soul...Please - Kind Diamond
8. United Abominations - Megadeth
9. From Beale Street to Oblivion - Clutch
10. Immortalis - Overkill

Biggest Disappointments
1. Gods Of War - Manowar
I love classic Manowar, but it’s now over a decade since they did anything half decent. The latest is nothing but pompous fluff that reinforces every negative cliché regarding power metal. To make matters worse, this is only the first in a series of overblown concept albums about the various gods of war. Pray to Odin they rethink their direction!

2. United Abominations - Megadeth
Okay, this one’s weird since it’s in my Top 10, but considering the hype and promises of Rust In Peace #2, it comes up short. I usually don’t give into the marketing machines, but given my love of Megadeth’s work, I couldn’t help hoping for the promised masterpiece. There are shades of brilliance that make the album a keeper, but why has Mustaine slowed the pace down so much? "Washington Is Next!" proves he’s still one of the best riff-writers out there but there’s a few too many chuggers overall.

3. Nostradamus - Judas Priest
It was supposed to come out in August, then October and now it seems to be completely forgotten. Just check out their website which hasn’t been updated in ages and doesn’t mention the forthcoming album at all. I have a sinking suspicion they’re trying to quietly kill the album, and then they’ll reappear in a year with a true follow up to Painkiller with no mention of Nostradamus to be found.

4. Concept Albums
Ok, so the concept album craze is in full swing. It seems every other band thinks they should do one to truly become an “artist.” A few work, but most of the time they’re truly overwritten and ponderous. It’s time for the metal world to get back to basics!

Most Metal Moments
1. Heaven & Hell
The highlight of the year is most definitely Ronnie James Dio and Vinny Appice reuniting with Black Sabbath. As killer as their reunion show was (and it did kill...just watch the New York DVD to see classic heavy metal at its best), the Dio Years compilation made it all the better. As a compilation, it’s somewhat lacking, but it’s an essential purchase to hear the 3 newly written Sabbath tracks that prove the magic is still there in the writing tandem of Iommi & Dio. And 2008 will be the year of Heaven & Hell as they’re recording a full album of new material!

2. Saxon
This NWOBHM band has been forging on for 30 years without leaving the scene and seems to get better with each new album. The Inner Sanctum is no different and takes my pick for 2007 decisively!


Néné: Beat the World (Saturdays 2pm - 4pm)


Top 5 World Music Albums
1. Mind Control - Stephen Marley
2. Township Sessions - The Mothers
3. Aman Iman - Tinariwen
4. Live at Couleur Café - Konono No.1
5. L’Africain - Tiken Jah Fakoly

Top 5 World Music Shows
1. Tiken Jah Fakoly @ Métropolis
2. SAMBA Summer Splash World Carnival @ Club Lambi
3. M.I.A. @ Métropolis
4. Vieux Farka Touré @ La Tulipe
5. Hugh Masekela @ La Tulipe

Shows I Missed That Should Be On My Top List
(in no particular order...since I DIDN’T SEE THEM)
1. Ziggy Marley
2. Stevie Wonder
3. Bjork
4. Tinariwen

Top 5 Music Events
1. Festival International Nuits d’Afrique de Montréal
2. CMJ Music Marathon in New York City with the CJLO crew
3. CJLO Pre-AM Extravaganza
4. Spring Fling
5. Montreal International Reggae Festival

Top Events
1. Vues d’Afrique
2. Montreal World Film Festival


Cody Hicks: Two Hours of Terror (Fridays 2pm - 4pm)


Top Ten New Records I Actually Listened to this Year
I listened to new music this year! This is a big step for me! Gather ‘round as I recount the best records of the year according to a jaded old-ish fart.

1. Clockleaner - Babylon Rules
What I said about Old Time Relijun stands. Originality is dead, fuck art, let’s get evil. This record totally captures everything I love about goth and sludgy punk rock. John Sharkey III has crafted the wickedest guitar tone and the raddest echoe-y vocals. This is, hands down, my most listened to record of the year and it’s cheaper than shit at Cheap Thrills. If you’re not afraid of 7 minute songs and lyrics about girls not letting you come in their mouths then pick this one up.
*Key Jam: "Vomiting Mirrors." This is my song of the year.

2. Hope for Men - Pissed Jeans
I’m really happy that there are punk bands out there who aren’t afraid of being loud, grating and obnoxious without being “grind” or whatever the fuck you wanna call that barking shit. I’m sorry to say I didn’t get drunk to this as much as I planned to this year. For fans of all loud music.
*Key Jam: "People Person"

3. Gassy Jack and Other Tales - Evaporators
Holy jeez! Here we have another Canadian fun-punk nugget to slam down our throats. Nardwuar’s band of loonies has put out yet another collection of power-pop songs about sasquatches, bacon and farts. If you like the show and are able to stomach Nards grating voice, you’ll like the record I’m sure.
*Key Jam: "You Got Me Into This Now Get Me Out!"

4. Mutilation Nation - CPC Gangbangs
This was the beer drinking record of the year for me. Every song is just so loaded with sloppy distilled rock and roll. This record grabs you by the balls and twists until the little guys are all blue and ready to fall off. My roommate and I made a movie with these guys this year for the NFB and the experience was about as Punk Rock as can be. If you listened to my show, you probably heard this whole album a few dozen times. These guys are absolutely one of the most shit-hot live acts going this year, so be sure to break your legs to get to one of their shows if they come anywhere near you.
*Key Jam: Same thing as Feast of Shame: listen to it all!

5. Feast of Shame - Brutal Knights
I’m turbo happy that fun punk is back with a vengeance. These guys play shit hot hardcore that doesn’t make me wanna puke with disgust, but because I snuck a 40 ouncer into the club and got so nervous, I chugged the whole thing down at once in the bathroom stall. I hear the singer moonlights as a comedian and I believe it. I think “Government Is Asshole” has a line about spending his welfare money on sushi. Classic!
*Key Jam: The whole record is so short and sweet that you should just listen to the whole bloody thing.

6. Grinderman - Grinderman
I kind of stopped caring about Nick Cave at this point in the year, but earlier in the summertime, I was hanging out with some sleazy dudes and we would throw this on and drink a lot of beer, giggle and draw collaborative pictures of monsters where you fold a paper into three and each person writes on one of the sections without seeing the other sections. All you get are lines that help you connect each part of the monster to the other previous parts.
*Key Jam: "Honey Bee"

7. Fast Metabolism - TYVEK
DJ Blamderson turned me on to these guys and I can’t thank him enough. This is an insanely catchy punk rock record by group who I am kicking myself in the head for missing when the Pirates brought them to Pop Montreal. Is it just me or does the singer sound charmingly like Ian Mackaye in the talky parts of “Salad Days”? I loooove his voice. “Needles Drop” may be my favourite album opener of the year as well.
*Key Jam: "Needles Drop"

8. Catharsis In Crisis - Old Time Relijun
Probably the sexiest record released this year by the only band fronted by a guy who can get away with speaking in tongues and performing in a button up shirt with bicycle shorts. Yet another X band + Y band = this band band, but I don’t care. This time it’s Captain Beefheart and James Chance. Actually, James Chance is derivative of Beefheart already. Everything is derivative of something else these days so fuck off anyhow!
*Key Jam: "The Tightest Cage"

9. Don’t Tell Columbus - Graham Parker
I give up. No one else cares about Graham Parker. He’s old and crusty. I really liked him as an angry young man and I like him a lot as an angry old man. You can find “Stick to the Plan” on the Internet pretty easily, so check it out! I dare you. Really not up to par with his old stuff, but I like it.
*Key Jam: "Stick to the Plan"

10. Tromatic Reflexxions - Von Sudenfed
The real new Fall LP for 2007 as far as I’m concerned. Mark E. Smith and his current gang of hairy Californians really dropped the ball with Reformation Post T.L.C., which for my money is the only Fall album not worth listening to. Thank God for Mouse on Mars who swooped in and recruited Mark to spew venom all over their weird electro-whatever tracks. Truth be told, I skip about half the record every time I listen to it. The generic electronic whatever-the-fuck tracks are pretty middling after a while, but the real experimental tracks like “Chicken Yiamas” (apparently about boiling chicken) are super catchy and the closer, “Dearest Friends,” might be the most pleasant thing that Mark E. Smith has ever drunkenly slurred over.
*Key Jams: "The Rhinohead," "Duckrog" and "Chicken Yiamas"


Jake Wenzel: The Incinerator (Saturdays 8pm - 9pm)


Top 20 Albums
1. Ordo Ad Chao - Mayem (98/100)
2. Odinist - Blut Aus Nord (96/100)
3. Behind the Shadows Lie Madness - Mithras (95/100)
4. Fas -- Ite, Maledicti, In Ignem Aeternum - Deathspell Omega (95/100)
5. Outre - Portal (94/100)
6. Ithyphallic - Nile (93/100)
7. Systematic Chaos - Dream Theater (91/100)
8. The Insight Eye - Illogicist (91/100)
9. Paradise Lost - Symphony X (91/100)
10. FOAD - Darkthrone (90/100)
11. Despoilment of Origin - Sarpanitum (90/100)
12. Wake Lift - Rosetta (90/100)
13. The Machinations of Dementia - Blotted Science (90/100)
14. Xecutioner's Return - Obituary (89/100)
15. When Landscapes Bled Backwards - Sickening Horror (89/100)
16. Skullgrid - Behold...The Arctopus (84/100)
17. Ikon - Insision (82/100)
18. Olidous Operettas - The County Medical Examiners (82/100)
19. Xenosapien - Cephalic Carnage (80/100)
20. V: Hävitetty - Moonsorrow (75/100)


Matt Leitman: Idle Minds (Mondays 9pm - 10pm)


15 Favourite Albums
(in no particular order...nothing really stood out this year as the best)
1. Sultanic Verses - Mark Sultan
2. In Rainbows - Radiohead
3. Turn the Lights Out - The Ponys
4. The Fragile Army - The Polyphonic Spree
5. Neon Bible - The Arcade Fire
6. Autumn of the Seraphs - Pinback
7. Challengers - The New Pornographers
8. Trees Outside the Academy - Thurston Moore
9. Beyond - Dinosaur Jr.
10. Mutilation Nation - CPC Gangbangs
11. Mirrored - Battles
12. New Maps of Hell - Bad Religion
13. Icky Thump - The White Stripes
14. New Wave - Against Me!
15. Sky Blue Sky - Wilco

Best Reissue
Daydream Nation 2-Disc Deluxe Edition - Sonic Youth
- The live tracks on disc 2 are aaaamazing.

Best Album Of 2006 That I Only Started Listening To In 2007
Blood Visions - Jay Reatard
- This would have been #2 behind Fucked Up's Hidden World. I still listen to this album on a weekly basis (at least).

Best Concert
The Evens @ Sala Rossa
- An intimate evening with Ian Mackaye and Amy Farina. Great banter and crowd participation. Best concert experience in a very long time.

Best Secret Mini-Concert
The White Stripes @ The Black Watch Armoury
- Ok. I'm bragging a bit. But it was pretty amazing.

Most Embarrassing Album
The Weirdness - The Stooges
- I listened to this only once, and it was pretty painful.


Leslie WRG?: What's Really Good? Radio (Wednesdays 9pm - 10pm)

Top 10 Cities
1. Barcelona
2. London
3. Vancouver
4. Florence
5. Philadelphia
6. Las Vegas
7. Cannes
8. Boston
9. Montreal
10. New York


Johnny Suck: Turn Down The Suck (Thursdays 7pm - 8pm)


Top 10 Albums
1. The Lucky Ones - Pride Tiger
2. The Resurrection Of Everything Tough - Beyond The Sixth Seal
3. From Beale Street To Oblivion - Clutch
4. Over the Under - Down
5. The Art of Partying - Municipal Waste
6. Venom & Tears - Throwdown
7. We Must Obey - Fu Manchu
8. No Speed Limit For Destruction - Inepsy
9. II - Maylene and the Sons of Disaster
10. Dare to Ride the Heliocraft - Trigger Effect


Mike Bresciani: The Lonesome Strangers (Wednesdays 3pm - 5pm)


Top 20 Albums
1. Night Falls Over Kortedala - Jens Lekman
2. Plague Park - The Handsome Furs
3. Reunion Tour - The Weakerthans
4. Living with the Living - Ted Leo and the Pharmacists
5. Imagine Our Love - Lavender Diamond
6. Woke Myself Up - Julie Doiron
7. Phantom Punch - Sondre Lerche
8. Spirit If... - Broken Social Scene Presents: Kevin Drew
9. The Con - Tegan and Sara
10. Volcano - The Hot Springs
11. Three Easy Pieces - Buffalo Tom
12. Mosaic - Love of Diagrams
13. Boxer - The National
14. Turn Out the Bright Lights - The Ponys
15. Proof of Youth - The Go! Team
16. The Reminder - Feist
17. Person Pitch - Panda Bear
18. The Fragile Army - The Polyphonic Spree
19. The Battle of Sea and Land - Airiel
20. Easy Tiger - Ryan Adams

Top 20 Most Memorable Songs
1. "Dead + Rural" - The Handsome Furs
2. "Weighty Ghost" - Wintersleep
3. "Backed out on the..." - Kevin Drew
4. "After All" - Sondre Lerche
5. "Yer Kids" - Julie Doiron
6. "Real Love" - Regina Spektor
7. "What Light" - Wilco
8. "Personal" - Stars
9. "I Am Leaving You Because I Don’t Love You" - Jens Lekman
10. "Night Windows" - Weakerthans
11. "The Park" - Feist
12. "Say It to Me Now" - Glen Hansard
13. "Paper Planes" - M.I.A
14. "Open Your Heart" - Lavender Diamond
15. "A Bottle of Buckie" - Ted Leo & The Pharmacists
16. "Keep the Car Running" - The Arcade Fire
17. "Running Away" - The Polyphonic Spree
18. "The Pace or the Patience" - Love of Diagrams
19. "Bros" - Panda Bear
20. "Slow Show" - The National

Top 10 So-So/Disappointing/Forgettable Albums
1. Neon Bible - The Arcade Fire
2. In Our Bedroom After the War - Stars
3. Zeitgeist - The Smashing Pumpkins
4. Sky Blue Sky - Wilco
5. Chase this Light - Jimmy Eat World
6. Cassadega - Bright Eyes
7. Under the Black Light - Rilo Kiley
8. We Were Dead Before the Ship Sank - Modest Mouse
9. Release the Stars - Rufus Wainwright
10. Because of the Times - Kings of Leon

Top 10 Shows
1. The Polyphonic Spree @ Spectrum
2. The Arcade Fire @ Arena Maurice Richard
3. The Weakerthans @ Le National
4. Regina Spektor @ The Hammerstein Ballroom (CMJ Music Marathon in New York City)
5. Ryan Adams @ Theatre St-Denis
6. Smashing Pumpkins @ Park Jean-Drapeau (Osheaga Festival)
7. Billy Bragg @ Arlene’s Grocery (CMJ Music Marathon New York City)
8. Wolf Parade @ Sala Rossa
9. Feist @ Olympia Theatre
10. Stars @ Le National

10 Great Albums That Got Me Through 2007
1. Odyssey & Oracle - The Zombies (1967)
2. If You Need Me and Rock’n Soul - Solomon Burke (1963/1964)
3. 1990 - Daniel Johnston (1990)
4. Soviet Kitsch - Regina Spektor (2004)
5. Waiting for the Time to Be Right - The Brother Kite (2006)
6. Portrait of a Legend - Sam Cooke (1951-1964)
7. Songs of - Leonard Cohen (1968)
8. Gold Collection - The Temptations (1964-1998)
9. Murder Ballads - Nick Cave and The Bad Seeds (1996)
10. Passover - The Black Angels (2006)


Raeanne Pollard: The Siamese Libertines (Thursdays 8pm - 10pm)


Top 10 Albums
1. Kala - M.I.A.
2. Neon Bible - The Arcade Fire
3. In Rainbows - Radiohead
4. Icky Thump - The White Stripes
5. Strawberry Jam - Animal Collective
6. Spirit If... - Broken Social Scene Presents: Kevin Drew
7. The Flying Club Cup - Beirut
8. Year Zero - Nine Inch Nails
9. Sky Blue Sky - Wilco
10. The Reminder - Feist


Levi Oakley: Ars Musica (Thursdays 8am - 10am)


Top 5 Albums
1. Endless Water - The Darcys
2. Golden Opportunities Mixtape - Okkervil River
3. Woke Myself Up - Julie Doiron
4. The Swell Season - Glen Hansard and Marketa Irglova
5. Slackness - Chris Murray and The Slackers

Top 5 Songs To Shake/Bake To
1. "Time is the Master" - Chris Murray
2. "Acceptable in the 80s" - Calvin Harris
3. "Feelings" - Shy FX
4. "Your English is Good" - Tokyo Police Club
5. "Falling for Catriona" - Al Tuck


Sebastian Baglole: Semicolon Cancer; (Sundays 9am - 10:30am)


Top 10 Albums
1. Lady's Bridge - Richard Hawley
2. Mirrored - Battles
3. Friend and Foe - Menomena
4. Pterodactyl - Pterodactyl
5. A Raining Sun of Light and Love for You and You and You - Titan
6. La Cucharacha - Ween
7. Palace of Mirrors - Estradasphere
8. Here Come the Waterworks - Big Business
9. I'm Your Man - Harlan T. Bobo
10. Untrue - Burial

*Honourable Mention: Wake of the Dying Sun King - Spiral Joy Band

Top (Or Bottom) Bands That Should Sod Off And Die
1. Devildriver
2. Rush
3. Tool
4. Led Zeppelin
5. Aerosmith
6. The Rolling Stones
7. Any other really old or revival band may as well sod off right now (except for Mission of Burma. Rock on guys). Even you, Meat Puppets. And you, Slint.

Top 5 Shows
1. Menomena @ Sala Rossa
2. Man Man @ Sala Rossa
3. Jesu @ Sala Rossa
4. Battles @ Le National
5. Russian Futurists @ Sala Rossa

Worst Shows
All of the shows on Mackay street


Hot Carl & Jesaratops: I Keep Hearing Noises in the Basement (Mondays 4pm - 6pm)


The Year's Most Musical Moustaches!
1. John Milchem from Starvin' Hungry
2. Jimi Hunt from The Jimi Hunt One Man and Chocolate
3. Al Jourgensen from Ministry
4. Eugene Hutz from Gogol Bordello
5. Pop Levi
6. Burger from The Likely Rads
7. Chad Harms from Sons & Lovers
8. Dick Gold from Les Taberfucks
9. Santosh Lalonde from Bad Uncle and The Unsettlers
10. Gorthrax the Well Hung Cyber Leech from Wantmonster


Jackie Hall: BridgetheGap (Tuesdays 4pm - 6pm)


Top 10 Albums
1. Touch and Go - Peacocks
2. Martyr Immortal - Pulling Teeth
3. Still Drinking - No Redeeming Social Value
4. Class War - Wisdom In Chains
5. No Solution - Criminal Damage
6. The Art of Partying - Municipal Waste
7. Goes Louder - Retarded
8. I’m Watching You (7") - Vicious Cycle
9. Get Loose - Warkrime
10. Retox - Turbonegro

Top 10 Shows
1. Turbonegro @ Le National
2. Madball w/ Outbreak @ Foufounes Electriques
3. Limp Wrist @ L.B.H.
4. NRSV w/ Norman Bates & The Showerheads @ The Pyramid (New York City)
5. The Dwarves w/ Riptides & Whiskey Trench @ Club Lambi
6. Vibrators @ Katacombes
7. The Business @ Foufounes Electriques
8. Statues w/ Vicious Cycle @ Katacombes
9. Peacocks w/ Toasters @ Le Studio Juste Pour Rire
10. Criminal Damage w/ Born Dead Icons @ Katacombes

Top 5 BridgetheGap Interviews
1. w/ Blag Dahlia of The Dwarves (May 8)
2. w/ Dean, Kent & Seeweed of No Redeeming Social Value (Sept. 2 in New York City)
3. w/ Rune Rebellion of Turbonegro (Sept. 23)
4. w/ Ryan of Outbreak (July 15)
5. w/ Martin, Matthew & Dave of Career Suicide (Oct. 6)

Top 5 BridgetheGap Live Sessions
1. Pulling Teeth (June 29)
2. Peacocks (Oct. 8)
3. Warkrime (July 23)
4. Vicious Cycle (March 18)
5. Rabies (July 23)


Jessica Valentine: The Incinerator (Saturdays 8pm - 9pm)


Top 10 Black Metal Notables
(in a semi-particular order)
1. (Most Incinerating) Fas -- Ite, Maledicti, In Ignem Aeternum - Deathspell Omega
Continuing the creepy, foreboding atmosphere and bizarre melodies of their outstanding Kénôse EP, Deathspell Omega go absolutely spastic with it in this phenomenal release. Peppered with deceptively benign extended ambient and semi-ambient passages amidst thrillingly technical chaos, Fas -- Ite, Maledicti, In Ignem Aeternum is an assault to the senses of a magnitude only DsO could pull off. For anyone who still gets chills listening to "Carnal Malefactor," pick up a copy ASAP.

2. Ordo Ad Chao - Mayhem
I've said this before and I'll say it again: Ordo Ad Chao is the most evil-sounding album I have in my collection-- and that's something, if I do say so myself. Mayhem took an unexpected yet incredibly successful turn with this droning, post-black portend of impending doom. Some impressive drumming by Hellhammer and a brilliant vocal performance by Attila Csihar make this a not-to-miss 40 minutes of pure delightful dread.

3. Timeless Reign - Svartsyn
Reception of this Swedish release has been...absolutely nil, yet I'll proudly display it in my Top 5 in hopes that someone might pick it up and agree with me. The first thing that clued me in that this would be one of those rare and treasured Black Metal Albums That Don't Suck: a piano intro that manages to be both haunting an engaging rather than a trite time-filler. Timeless Reign confidently boasts great pacing throughout, interesting and, I daresay, beautiful riffs, and an ever-present respect for all the trappings (or lack thereof) of classic BM style that will be sure to please even the strictest of purists.

4. Odinist - The Destruction of Reason by Illumination - Blut Aus Nord
Representing a happy return to their The Work Which Transforms God-era style, this year's Odinist features the bizarre, ambling riffs that made many of us fall in love with the band in the first place, yet it is structured more cohesively than TWWTG and its predecessor, The Mystical Beast of Rebellion.

5. Nefarious Dismal Orations - Inquisition
They're back, with a fuller sound and yet another opus to their beloved Prince of Darkness. Inquisition have taken a decidedly darker turn with this album, and it works, sounding more musically mature while still unquestionably evil.

6. The Divine Tragedy - Avichi
It's dark, it's hypnotic, and it features a gong. What more could a black metaller want from this American debut?

7. Manifesting the Raging Beast - Glorior Belli
With a similar fat, relentless sound and rough vocal style to Deathspell Omega, it would be easy to write Glorior Belli off as a weaker imitation; close attention to the colossal opening riff and lovely guitar solo exit, however, is sure to change your mind about this French band.

8. De Occulta Philosophia - Blood of Kingu
This is the debut album from Blood of Kingu, yet another of Roman Saenko's (Drudkh, Hate Forest) many projects. It sounds like a massive, swirling army of restless ancient spirits come to impart their long-buried secrets of the dead to you... and then devour your soul.

9. Sworn to the Dark - Watain
Yes, there was hype, and yes, it was disproportional to the actual quality of the album, but Sworn to the Dark is a rockin', rhythmically-satisfying endeavor that I can see appealing to even casual black metal listeners. I have to give them some credit for that.

10. Folkfuck Folie - Peste Noire
I was surprised at how quickly the excitement surrounding the release of this album turned to disappointment among Peste Noire fans. Frequent complaints about the relative lack of the band's distinctive guitar solos have overshadowed the strengths of the album; it's no Panégyrique De La Dégénerescence, but it is a more subtle, integrated approach that still sets Peste Noire apart as one of today's more unique black metal outfits.


Shaun Anderson: Losing My Edge (Tuesdays 8pm - 10pm)


(in no particular order -- except for the Top 3 of each list)

Top 15 Albums
1. Lamps 2 - Lamps
2. Feast of Shame - Brutal Knights
3. Hope For Men - Pissed Jeans
4. Magic Flowers Droned - Psychedelic Horseshit
5. Satan's Little Pet Pig - Demon's Claws
6. Babylon Rules - Clockcleaner
7. The Sultanic Verses - Mark Sultan
8. The Intern - Homostupids
9. The Bad Trips - The Bad Trips
10. Mutilation Nation - CPC Gangbangs
11. Identification Code: 5271- 4984953784-06564 - The Daily Void
12. Alien Native - Factums
13. Through The Panama - Sightings
14. Present The Paisley Reich - Times New Viking
15. Carbohydrates Hydrocarbons - Michael Yonkers & The Blind Shake

Top 15 Singles
1. Summer Burns (2x7") - Tyvek
2. Yellow Mice Sleep - Blank Dogs
3. Introducing The Wax Museums - Wax Museums
4. Split - Jay Reatard / Boston Chinks
5. The Very Next Moment - Los Llamarada
6. WWIII - CPC Gangbangs
7. Our City Doesn't Stink All Of The Time - Hibachi Stranglers
8. Atomic Rain - TV Ghost
9. Acid One - SIDS
10. Split - Cheveu / Tyvek
11. Split - Livefastdie / Wizzard Sleeve
12. Spoiled Brat - Cheap Time
13. Teabag Party - The King Khan & BBQ Show
14. Split - KK Rampage / Functional Blackouts
15. By A Thread - Pink Reason

Band Of The Year
Tyvek
- Without question, the best live band I've seen this year, and the Summer Burns 2x7" was the best release of 2007.


Stephanie Doyle: Twee Time (Fridays 8pm - 9pm)


Favourite Releases
1. Cat Spectacular! - Bearsuit
2. The Flying Club Cup - Beirut
3. Beyond - Dinosaur Jr.
4. Albatross: How We Failed to Save the Lone Star State with the Power of Rock and Roll - Fishboy
5. White Chalk - Polly Jean Harvey
6. Population - The Most Serene Republic
7. Twelve - Patti Smith
8. Daydream Nation Deluxe Edition - Sonic Youth
9. Punk Rock at the British Legion Hall - Wild Billy Childish & The Musicians of the British Empire

Favourite Old Releases
1. The Friends of Rachel Worth - The Go-Betweens
2. The Manhattan Love Suicides - The Manhattan Love Suicides
3. End of the Century - The Ramones
4. Bizarro - The Wedding Present
5. Lots and LOTS of everything Billy Childish & Thee Headcoats-related

Favourite Independent Labels
1. Happy Happy Birthday to Me Records (Athens, GA)
2. Yay! Records (Oxnard, CA)

Best Live Show
Total Fucking Destruction @ Ace of Clubs (CMJ Music Marathon in New York City)
- How did these guys take the title from Patti Smith?! ;-)

Live Shows To Remember
1. Happy Happy Birthday to Me Showcase feat. Fishboy and The Smittens @ the Tank (CMJ Music Marathon in New York City)
2. Me, Mom, & Morgentaler @ Club Soda
3. MSTRKRFT @ Studio B (CMJ Music Marathon in New York City)
4. The Nymphets @ Barfly
5. Patti Smith @ Eglise St. Jean Baptiste (Pop Montreal)
6. Pirate Party feat. Billy Bragg, The Most Serene Republic and Imperial Teen @ Arlene's Grocery (CMJ Music Marathon in New York City)


Erin Stewart and Cory Alder: Rock The Plank (Thursdays 2pm - 4pm)


Top 10 Albums
1. Hissing Fauna, Are You the Destroyer? - Of Montreal
2. The Stage Names - Okkervil River
3. Random Spirit - Sunset Rubdown
4. Are the Dark Horse - The Besnard Lakes
5. 23 - Blonde Redhead
6. Ga Ga Ga Ga Ga - Spoon
7. Leaves in the River - Sea Wolf
8. Friend EP - Grizzly Bear
9. Cryptograms - Deerhunter
10. Friend and Foe - Menomena


K-Man: Beyond That Graveyard! III (Fridays 9pm - 12am)


Top 10 Albums
1. How Do You Like the Sound of That - Amplified Heat
2. Oshawa - Mongrels
3. Death is This Communion - High On Fire
4. Right On Time - The Brought Low (Dec. 2006)
5. If I Had a Horse - The Ribeye Bros.
6. Witchcult Today - Electric Wizard
7. Iron Hearse - Iron Hearse (Dec. 2006)
8. We Sing of Only Blood or Love - Dax Riggs
9. Hex: Or Printing in the Infernal Method - Earth
10. ...Into the Exam Room - Hermano


Brendan O'Flaherty: Catatonia (Sundays 8pm - 10pm)


Top 50 Albums
1. Conqueror - Jesu
2. Death Is This Communion - High On Fire
3. Red Album - Baroness
4. Mourner - Caina
5. 2 - KTL
6. In Stormy Nights - Ghost
7. Jah War 7" - The Bug
8. Here Come The Waterworks - Big Business
9. Hibernaculum - Earth
10.Eight Improvisations - James Plotkin & Tim Wyskida
11.Twelve Hunters - Wolves In The Throne Room
12. Gone - Mono
13. Season In Hell - 7000 Dying Rats
14. Bird Sister Blasphemy - Birchville Cat Motel
15. Birds Call Home Their Dead - Birchville Cat Motel
16. The Ills of Modern Man - Despised Icon
17. Dead Men Tell No Tales 2XCD - Monarch
18. Pilgrimage - Om
19. Torche - Torche
20. Black Ships Ate the Sky - Current 93
21. Pestilence & Peril - The Howling Wind
22. Decorated - Harris Newman
23. Radiance of Shadows - Nadja
24. Bambi's Dilemna - Melt Banana
25. Disconnected - Faust & Nurse With Wound
26. Misanthropic Alchemy - Ramesses
27. Fire Up the Blades - Three Inches of Blood
28. Oracle - Sunn 0)))
29. Myiasis - Maggot Breeder
30. We Are Him - Angels of Light
31. Love Is Simple - Akron/Family
32. II: Ruined - Atavist
33. Kosmos - Kosmos
34. Black Madonna - Austerity Program
35. Hangman's Hymn - Sigh
36. King of the Grey Islands - Candlemass
37. Shelter From the Ash - Six Organs Of Admittance
38. New Seasons - Sadies
39. Green Blues - MV & EE with the Bummer Band
40. Gettin' Gone - MV & EE with The Golden Road
41. The Apostasy - Behemoth
42. Given to the Rising - Neurosis
43. Phantom Limb - Pig Destroyer
44. Screech Owl - Wold
45. Dead in the Woods - The Grey Daturas
46. Untrue - Burial
47. Witchcult Today - Electric Wizard
48. The Ressurection of Whiskey Foote - The Hidden Hand
49. Weighing Souls With Sand - The Angelic Process
50. Sworn to the Dark - Watain

Bummer Of The Year
Dissolution of Khanate

Highlight of the Year
Carcass reunion


Angelica Calcagnile: BVST (Wednesdays 7pm - 9pm)


Favourite Albums
In no particular order, these are my favorite releases of 2007. To hear a selected track from each of these albums, lovingly assembled just for you into a streaming mixtape, head on over to www.angeli.ca/bvst and check out the brand new BVST player. The songs will be up after the BVST Best of 2007 special airs Wednesday, December 19th. The special will re-air for all you fanboys and slackers on December 26th.

1. Visqueen - Unsane
If I HAD to pick a number one for this list, this would be it. Messy, and yet somehow sparse, this album marries violence with an overarching hopelessness and a heavy helping of Southern groove. The brutal stomp and frayed emotions of tracks like "Last Man Standing," "Only Pain" and "Windshield" further cement Unsane as masters of their genre. Without a doubt, this is their best album yet.

2. Blackout at Sunrise EP - Cursed
A three track EP isn't normally enough to tide me over between albums, especially when the wait is this prolonged. However, this EP, though short, manages to satisfy with the characteristic menace fans have come to expect, and bodes well for Cursed's upcoming album III (which has been announced for Spring '08).

[Honourable mention here goes to Goodfellow Records labelmates The Fucking Wrath, whose simultaneously doomy and crusty 2007 offering Season of Evil really should be on this list as well.]

3. Death Is This Communion - High On Fire
This much anticipated follow-up to 2005's blistering Blessed Black Wings might lack some of the cohesion of its predecessors, but the rock'n'roll urgency, gravel pit vocals and stunning drum work more than make up for any unevenness. In particular, the "Headhunter"/"Rumors of War"/"DII" musical hat trick keep me coming back for more.

4. In Return EP - Torche
Managing to both bludgeon and soar, this EP guarantees itself a spot on the list by offering up the heaviest song I've heard all year, and possibly in all my life: "Tarpit Carnivore." There are shades of Mastodon and Isis all over this record, so if you like either, this record comes highly recommended. The over-the-top packaging (10" custom color vinyl, intricate Baizley artwork and included CD) makes this a must-own for fans.

5. The Big Dirty - Every Time I Die
ETID return with an unexpectedly great rock record, much stronger and more mature than any of their previous albums. Some of the cheekiness is gone, replaced by a smarter, sharper viciousness, while the Southern metal influence previously toyed with on Gutter Phenomenon comes heavily, and successfully, to the forefront.

[Speaking of Southern metal, Maylene & The Sons of Disaster take the honorable mention here, with II, which, while not brainy, is too full of dirt road riffs, scissoring guitar work and scream-along hooks to not get a nod.]

6. Dirty Women - The Glasspack
This bunch of Kentucky stoners sure know how to boogie, as they clearly demonstrate on their latest record. When not chugging fuzzily along, this album wails and screams, dipping at times into swampy blues, soaring psychedelia and even a little honky-tonk piano. These boys love their grit and distortion as much as I do, and so will you.

7. From Beale Street to Oblivion - Clutch
This record isn't a radical departure from the sound of 2005's Robot Hive/Exodus, but it's a further, if smaller, step along the dramatic pattern of growth since the band's early '90s debut. Heavy bass and organ dominate this record, and Neil Fallon's wordplay is as sharp as ever. Nothing drastically new here, but you shouldn't fix what ain't broken.

8. Bottled Lighting (Of An All Time High) - C'mon
Sir Ian Blurton and his southern associates return with their third full length release, and as expected, it's a monster. This one packs all the swagger and crunch of the earlier albums with some surprises, particularly on "All Time High" and "Unh." C'mon writes songs that sound like rock songs should: living room tested, smoky club approved and stadium ready.

[Bionic's Black Blood deserves an honourable mention at the very least. This long awaited album faithfully delivers the awesome power of their live performance, with some characteristically off-kilter flourishes.]

9. Oshawa - The Mongrels
This newly formed contender for the Canadian rock'n'roll crown contains no young upstarts. Rather, this six member (two drummers!) assault unit is a supergroup of seasoned Montreal vets that doesn't shy away from digging into the past to unearth the rock'n'roll sound of the future. Trippy and groovy without a lick of sarcasm, this album synthesizes what makes dinosaur rock such an enduring classic.

10. Casa Diablo - White Cowbell Oklahoma
The boys are back, with a follow-up worthy of their excellent debut, Cencerro Blanco. While the riffs are just as thick and greasy as ever, the overall vibe is a little meaner and less carefree. The darker sound leaves more room for experimentation, and the edgy production lets the sheer musicianship shine. This record boogies, shakes and sleazes it up with the best of them. Don't miss it.

Bonus
Some moments are bittersweet, and some are just sweet. Seeing Shooter Jennings at the Chameleon Club in the musical megalopolis that is Lancaster, PA was definitely the latter. The son of Waylon, Shooter carries on the outlaw country tradition with the same swagger his daddy had. Gearing up for his release, The Wolf, Shooter delivered the kind of show that only country acts can and left the crowd feeling full, warm and happy like a bowlful of grits and a bottle of whiskey.

By contrast, seeing Planes Mistaken For Stars on their farewell tour at Lambi was as heartbreaking as it was wonderful. Supporting their latest offering, We Ride To Fight! The First Four Years, a retrospective of their earliest releases, PMFS opened with my favorite song, "A Six Inch Valley," and then careened through a career's worth of gut-wrenchingly beautiful songs.


Alex Robot: No Sleep Til Bedtime (Mondays 6pm - 8pm)


Top 10 Albums
1. The Narcotic Story - Oxbow
2. Blackout at Sunrise (EP) - Cursed
3. Ire Works - Dillinger Escape Plan
5. Life is Wasted on the Living - The Great Deceiver
4. V - Shining
6. The Wind Up - Memfis
7. Phantom Limb - Pig Destroyer
8. Fas -- Ite, Maledicti, In Ignem Aeternum - Deathspell Omega
9. Breizhiselad - Eric Cordier
10. Precambrian - The Ocean

Runners-Up
(in no particular order)
1. Nocturnal - Black Dahlia Murder
2. My Downfall - Venetian Snares
3. In Oceans Abandoned by Life I Drown...to Live Again as a Servant of Darkness - Nordvargr
4. Abandoned Language - Dalek
5. Genuine Sense of Outrage - The Warriors
6. Rythyms From a Cosmic Sky - Earthless
7. Cross - Justice
8. Malice - Through the Eyes of the Dead
9. Era Vulgaris - Queens of the Stone Age
10. Hangman's Hymn - Sigh


Christopher Bussmann: former CJLO Jazz Director


Top 15 Albums
1. In Rainbows - Radiohead
2 Alles Wieder Offen - Einstürzende Neubauten
3. White Chalk - PJ Harvey
4. Conqueror - Jesu
5. Pilgrimage - Om
6. Vol. 2: Summer Snow - William Parker & Hamid Drake
7. The Big Doe Rehab - Ghostface Killah
8. 8 Diagrams - Wu-Tang Clan
9. Phantom Limb - Pig Destroyer
10. 100 Days, 100 Nights - Sharon Jones & The Dap-Kings
11. Pale Sketches - Jesu
12. Death Is This Communion - High On Fire
13. The Budos Band II - The Budos Band
14. Wagonmaster - Porter Wagoner
15. Sun Down/Sun Rise - Jesu

Top 5 Reissues
1. The Complete On The Corner Sessions - Miles Davis
2. Lady Day: The Master Takes and Singles - Billie Holiday
3. The Complete Studio Recordings - The Curtis Counce Group
4. Songs of Leonard Cohen/Songs From a Room/Songs of Love and Hate - Leonard Cohen
5. The Very Best of Ethiopiques: Hypnotic Grooves - Various Artists


Louis Rozza: former Hooked On Sonics co-host


Top 15 Albums
1. Alchemy Index Vol. 1&2 - Thrice
2. Send Away The Tigers - Manic Street Preachers
3. Icky Thump - The White Stripes
4. Andorra - Caribou
5. Widow City - Fiery Furnaces
6. Astronomy For Dogs - The Aliens
7. Jarvis - Jarvis Cocker
8. Myths Of The Near Future - Klaxons
9. Theology - Sinead O'Connor
10. Spirit If... - Broken Social Scene Presents: Kevin Drew
11. Person Pitch - Panda Bear
12. We Were Dead Before the Ship Even Sank - Modest Mouse
13. Brett Anderson - Brett Anderson
14. Favourite Worst Nightmare - Arctic Monkeys
15. Volta - Bjork
16. The Fragile Army - The Polyphonic Spree
17. Neon Bible - The Arcade Fire
18. The Good, The Bad, & The Queen - The Good, The Bad, & The Queen
19. Yours To Keep - Albert Hammond Jr.
20. Is Is Ep - The Yeah Yeah Yeahs


Katie Seline: Wrong Side Of The Bed**


Top 10 Albums
1. Let's Stay Friends - Les Savy Fav
2. In Rainbows - Radiohead
3. Sun Come Undone - Thrushes
4. Sound of Silver - LCD Soundsystem
5. Neon Bible - The Arcade Fire
6. Plague Park - The Handsome Furs
7. The Reminder - Feist
8. Lose All Time - You Say Party! We Say Die!
9. Welcome to the Night Sky - Wintersleep
10. Baby 81 - Black Rebel Motorcycle Club

Worst Albums EVER and Thus Biggest Disappointments
1. In Our Bedroom After The War - Stars
2. Our Love To Admire - Interpol

**Wrong Side Of The Bed is on indefinite hiatus while Katie conquers the music industry in the U.S. of A.


Lady Oracle & J-Nice: The Limelight (Saturdays 4pm - 6pm)


Top 10 Albums
(in no particular order)
1. Carte Blanche - PhatKat
2. Get Some Friends - Ghettosocks
3. Supertoke 2 - Rhytmicru
4. Eardrum - Talib
5. Finding Forever - Common
6. Escape From the Pigeon Hole - Abdominal
7. Hitch Hikin' Music - Classified
8. Return of the Magnificent - DJ Jazzy Jeff
9. Get Back - Little Brother
10. Popular Demand - Black Milk


Antonella Fratino: The Siamese Libertines (Thursdays 8pm - 10pm)


Albums I Danced / Chilled / Rocked Out To
1. Idealism - Digitalism
2. Cross - Justice
3. I Created Disco - Calvin Harris
4. Pocket Symphony - Air
5. Neon Bible - The Arcade Fire
6. Tears of the Valedictorian - Frog Eyes
7. Random Spirit - Sunset Rubdown
8. Shitdisco - Kingdom of Fear
9. Friend EP - Grizzly Bear
10. Lose All Time - You Say Party! We Say Die!
11. Kala - M.I.A.
12. Noisette - Original Recipe

Songs That Made It All Better
1. "D.A.N.C.E." - Justice
2. "Acceptable in the 80s" - Calvin Harris
3. "Pogo" - Digitalism
4. "Melody Day" - Caribou
5. "Black Waves/Bad Vibrations" - The Arcade Fire
6. "Cato as Pun" - Of Montreal
7. "Slowly Turning Into You" - The White Stripes
8. "Sea Legs" - The Shins
9. "Weighty Ghost" - Wintersleep
10. "I Feel It All" - Feist
11. "Fancy Footwork" - Chromeo
12. "Midnight Lovers" - Matthew Dear

Noteworthy Shows
1. Arcade Fire @ The Ukrainian Federation
2. The White Stripes @ The Bell Centre
3. Beastie Boys w/ Chromeo @ The Bell Centre
4. Fool’s Gold Showcase feat. The Cool Kids, Kid Sister et al @ Hiro Ballroom (CMJ Music Marathon in New York City)
5. Stevie Wonder @ The Bell Centre
6. I Love Neon feat. Jordan Dare and MSTRKRFT @ SAT
7. M.I.A. @ Metropolis
8. CJLO Pre-Am Extravaganza feat. Hexes and Ohs, DJ A-Dubs, The Hot Springs, super/Heater & Uncut @ The Academy & Sala Rossa
9. Midlake w/ St. Vincent @ The Main Hall
10. Beirut @ Sala Rossa
11. Black Rebel Motorcycle Club @ La Tulipe

2008 CJLO Staff Picks

Well another year has come and gone and that means it’s once again time for the annual CJLO Magazine Staff Picks Round Up. It’s been an absolutely stellar year for music and our DJs here at CJLO have been eating it up. It seems Montreal’s own Wolf Parade may be the most represented band on this year’s lists, but New Brunswick, New Jersey’s The Gaslight Anthem, New York’s Vampire Weekend and Vancouver’s Bison B.C. and Black Mountain were also well liked by many. The differences between these artists speaks loads about our station and the variety we bring to the Montreal airwaves.

2008 was a milestone year for CJLO as we finally escaped the confines of internet-only broadcasting and invaded the hearts, minds and (most importantly) ears of every person in Montreal. 2009 better watch its back, since CJLO is here to stay. On a more personal note as I enter my fourth year here at CJLO, I can honestly say I have never been more excited to be a staff member here and can honestly say that those who have stuck with us over the years haven’t seen ANYTHING yet.

Stay tuned. Rock on.

-Josh Mocle, CJLO Magazine Editor-

(now, without further ado…)

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Katie Seline – Ex-Wrong Side of the Bed

Top 10 Albums of 2008
1. Constantines - Kensington Heights  (Arts & Crafts)
2. Helio Sequence - Keep Your Eyes Ahead (Sub Pop)
3. Crystal Castles - Crystal Castles  (Last Gang)
4. M83 - Saturdays = Youth (Mute)
5. The Kills - Midnight Boom (Domino)
6. TV on the Radio - Dear Science (DGC/Interscope)
7. Sylvie - Trees and Shade Are Our Only Fences (Smallman Records)
8. Bon Iver - For Emma, Forever Ago (Jagjaguwar)
9. French Kicks - Swimming (Vagrant)
10.The Black Keys - Attack & Release (Nonesuch)

Honorable Mentions
Deathcab For Cutie - Narrow Stairs
Lykke Li - Youth Novels
Santogold - Santogold
The Ting Tings - We Started Nothing
The Walkmen - You and Me
Wolf Parade - At Mount Zoomer
Hammock - Maybe They Will Sing For Us Tomorrow

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Robin Fisher – The Onomatopoeia Show (Sundays 3PM – 4PM)

The Onomatopoeia Show's Top Eight Comic Nerd Experiences of 2008
1. Seeing Matt Stone and Trey Parker at the Just for Laughs fest and being unable to breathe due to massive laughter hemorrhage.
2. Listening to 'Swedenborgske Rom' by Jaga while reading the climax, of the first story, in 'Acme Novelty Library'#19 (An amazing comic experience with surround sound. Try it,if you're a Chris Ware fan.)
3. Getting The Onomatopoeia Show back on the air again, after a three year absence.
4. Expozine '08!
5. Seeing Hellboy II and Iron Man and realizing good comic book movies can be made.
6. Visiting Monsteraki becoming a comic art gallery.
7. Reading 'Nana' vol. 8-14 and getting SO involved.
8. Buying something at the Drawn and Quarterly store for the first time.

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Steve Kerr – My Own Private Yacht Club (Tuesdays 11AM – 12PM)

Music Things I Liked in 2008 in No Particular Order
Vampire Weekend - Vampire Weekend
Salem - Fuckt
Bruno Pronsato - Why Can't We Be Like Us
Theo Parrish - Sound Sculptures Vol. 1
D. Lissvik - 7 Trx + Intermission
Arthur Russell - Love is Overtaking Me
Wighnomy Brothers - Metawuffmischfelge
Studio - Yearbook 2
Hercules and Love Affair - Hercules and Love Affair
Various Artists - Funky Nassau
Omar-S - Psychotic Photosynthesis
Cassy - A Poem For You
MGMT - Electric Feel (Prince Language Remix)
The Juan Maclean - Happy House (also The Juan Maclean live.)
Shocking Pinks - Emily
Abe Vigoda - Skeleton
Air France - No Way Down
Various Artists - Nigeria Special
Invisible Conga People - Cable Dazed

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K-Man - Beyond That Graveyard III (Fridays 9PM – 12AM)
 

Top 10 Albums of 2008
1.King Hobo - King Hobo
Feat. Jean Paul Gaster (Clutch) on drums, Per Wiberg ( Opeth ) on keys and guit. vocals, Eric Oblander (Five Horse Johnson) on harp, ULF Rockis Ivarsson (Beat Under Control) on bass...f***ing outstanding. This is free flow groovin' at it's best...with THE best Curtis Mayfield cover (Running) I've ever heard. These are seasoned, cagey veterans of stage and studio, the best super-group of the year…nay…century. You can even hear some Miles Davis in this; it's that good.

2.Blood Of The Sun - Death Ride
Loved their first album that came out like 8 years ago, 2nd release was forgetable...then after 4-5 years they come up with this? Too heavy, featuring Dave Gryder's UNBELIEVABLE organ playing (this guy's like The Band good...serious)...and Ted Nugent's guitar. Player from the '70's...the sick Derek St. Holmes-highly Deep Purple…highly Tex-ass kickin' love from these dudes...

3.The Soulbreaker Company - The Pink Alchemist
These dudes hail from the Marshall Islands (yup they're from Basque separatist country) and these Spaniards are off the bloody hook with it: 6 members and 13 guests...big music all around, like a cross between Black Sabbath and Los Lobos, War, and Santana...so many musicians, instruments...the arrangements are something to behold...doesn't fit into any one genre of music...just huge.
 
4.Brant Bjork - Punk Rock Guilt
Another Zen effort from this awesome original desert rocker, ex-Fumanchu/ Kyuss drummer...great over all message on this one, back to basics; analogue all the way...sweeeeeet.
 
5.Chuck Ragan and Austin Lucas - Bristle Ridge
Sweet mama Luccia, listened to this almost exclusively during my last surfing jaunt to the east coast...changed my life...you'd never guess in a million years that one of these guys played in Drag the River. Makes you want to pull up a chair and have like 6 pints of Allagash Stout. You'll laugh, you'll cry, you'll fight, you'll make up, drink some more and do it all over again...then wake up in jail in a puddle...and regret nothing.
 
6.Catl.- Adonde Vas?
A Ningun Lado- duo from T.O. with energy to spare; these guys ripped the shit out of Bar St.Laurent 2 for their album launch and upstaged the world with their music actuel (by that I mean, they could have been doing this on the Bayou 55 years ago.) With songs like "Pick-up Killed My Ford” and "Hey! Hey!", not to mention shockingly authentic covers of McDowell, Bobby Dylan, and Ledbetter. It's a better listen when you paint your neck with some brown liquor. Oh yeah, and they're Canadian to boot.
 
7.Black Crowes - War Paint
Best one from these guys since Shake Your Moneymaker. These guys have come full circle and their musical stylings after influencing others for the last 18 years seems to have leaked back into their latest effort. B-side is really something to chew on too...deep.
 
8.Cortez - Thunder In A Forgotten Town
Filthy...makes you want to crash an NSYNC concert and beat down its members individually with T-Rex albums.
 
9.Black Cobra - Bestial
Yikes, this is like Matt Pike, but really, really, really angry. Wall of hurt for anyone thinking they can take it. The more the album progresses the more violence I feel I must share. Don't worry there's enough for everybody...just gather around...yeah.. that's it...come a little closer....
 
10. Dax Riggs - If This Is Hell, Then I'm Lucky
Actually a re-release from 2002: mastermess and soundly, profoundly moody...a pre-curser to We Sing of Only Blood or Love. To quote my buddy Oderous Urungus from GWAR: "its sexcellent."
 
Special Mentions to...
Chris and Rich Robinson - Brothers of a Feather
Witch-Paralyzed
Earth - The Bees Made Honey In The Lion's Skull
Dozer - Beyond Colossal
Colour Haze - All
The Freeks - The Freeks
Thousand Knives Of Fire - Last Train To Scornsville
Farflung - A Wound in Eternity

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Simon Howell – The Naked Lunch/Ex-Your Listening Ear (Mondays 9PM – 11PM)

Top 30 Albums
1. The Drones - Havilah
2. Portishead - Third
3. Made Out Of Babies - The Ruiner
4. Grouper - Dragging A Dead Deer Up A Hill
5. TV On the Radio - Dear Science
6. Kanye West - 808s & Heartbreak
7. Hilotrons - Happymatic
8. Wolf Parade - At Mount Zoomer
9. Jaguar Love - Take Me to the Sea
10. Late of the Pier - Fantasy Black Channel
11. Paavoharju - Laulu Laakson Kukista
12. Paper Airplanes - Scandal Scandal Scandal Down in the Wheat Field
13. Shearwater - Rook
14. Parts and Labor - Receivers
15. Lights - Lights [Language of Stone]
16. Elbow - The Seldom Seen Kid
17. Hercules and Love Affair - Hercules and Love Affair
18. Hot Chip - Made in the Dark
19. Drive-by Truckers - Brighter Than Creation's Dark
20. Boris - Smile [Japanese edition]
21. Amadou & Mariam - Welcome to Mali
22. Ladyhawk - Shots
23. American Music Club - The Golden Age
24. Be Your Own Pet - Get Awkward
25. Neon Neon - Stainless Style
26. Retribution Gospel Choir - Retribution Gospel Choir
27. Tindersticks - The Hungry Saw
28. Max Richter - 24 Postcards in Full Color
29. Zeigeist - The Jade Tree
30. Cursed - III: Architects of Troubled Sleep

Top 30 Tracks
1. Anthony and the Johnsons - Another World
2. Okkervil River - Lost Coastlines
3. Women - Black Rice
4. Made Out of Babies - Invisible Ink
5. Beach House - Heart of Chambers
6. Evangelista - The Blue Room
7. Hilotrons - Caught On Video
8. The Drones - The Minotaur
9. Hercules and Love Affair - Hercules' Theme
10. Ladyhawk - I Don't Always Know What You're Saying
11. Tindersticks - The Other Side of the World
12. Robert Forster - From Ghost Town
13. Hot Chip - One Pure Thought
14. Portishead - Magic Doors
15. The Walkmen - I Lost You
16. Cursed - Friends In the Music Business
17. Destroyer - Dark Leaves From a Thread
18. Midnight Juggernauts - Into the Galaxy
19. Jim Noir - Ships and Clouds
20. The Lucksmiths - The Town and the Hills
21. The Week That Was - The Airport Line
22. Final Fantasy - The Butcher
23. The Mae Shi - Party Politics
24. Jay Reatard - Always Wanting More
25. Lambchop - Slipped, Dissolved and Loosed
26. Primal Scream - Uptown
27. My Morning Jacket - Smokin' From Shootin'
28. Sam Shalabi - Billy the Kid [Pt. 2]
29. Spoon - Don't You Evah [Ted Leo I Want It Hotter Mix]
30. Young and Sexy - The Poisoned Cup

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Rebecca Munroe – Charts and Crafts (Wednesdays 4PM – 6PM)

Top 10 Albums of 2008
1. Portishead - Third
2. The Creepshow - Run For Your Life
3. Black Mountain - In the Future
4. The Stills - Oceans Will Rise
5. The Raveonettes - Lust Lust Lust
6. Wolf Parade - Language City
7. Stolen Minks - High Kicks
8. Tokyo Police Club - Elephant Shell
9. Death Cab for Cutie - Narrow Stairs
10.The Gaslight Anthem - The '59 Sound
 
Top 5 Songs of 2008
1. Portishead - The Rip
2. The Raveonettes - Aly Walk With Me
3. The Creepshow - Run For Your Life
4. Stolen Minks - Reflexes
5. Hot Chip - Ready for the Floor

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Mark Van J – The Drive Home: RPM (Fridays 4PM – 6PM)

Top 10 Albums of 2008
1. Frightened Rabbit - The Midnight Organ Fight
Probably by far my favorite album of the year. I am surprised how much crap is getting on other people's lists, yet this remains so SOOO underrated. A very touching record that I'm sure every single person can relate to in some way. The songs cross a whole range of emotions but don't do it in an annoying sort of way...you know what I mean? Shit, if I was good at writing reviews I'd probably do it more than once a year. Just download it, you won't regret it.

2. The Infadels - Universe In Reverse
Probably my second favorite album of the year by far. Amazing production with amazing melodies and hooks, without becoming monotonous when listening to the whole album
(a disease of modern records that cater to the "ipod generation" but something which I'd leave to be discussed another time.) They may sound very "Top 40 indie" at first but keep listening... they'll hit you with a chorus and bridge you'd never hear mainstream indie bands do…that kind of shit needs talent.

3. Shearwater - Rook
Hell yeah, definitely my third favorite album of the year. Shearwater are one of those bands that you can hear on a compilation and go "wtf was that...let me hear that again." Kinda reminds me of Radiohead but much much more organic...and none of that glitchyness...and much better singing. This album will take you on a journey, 'nuff said.

4. One Day As A Lion - One Day As A Lion
Probably the grooviest record of the year."But it sounds exactly like Rage Against The Machine!" you might say. No; it sounds exactly as Zack de La Rocha sounds. Besides, it's great to see the modern sounds of 2008 being injected into this album and who cares if isn't that much different from the dude's old stuff. It's still a fucking great EP that makes my head bob. Zack probably thought there would be another band that would take over the whole "activist" music scene, which obviously no one successfully did (the punk scene has failed miserably since the late 80's anyway and hasn't given us anything other than the Emo culture since) so I guess he had to go ahead and show 'em how it's done.

5. Moving Mountains - Foreword EP
Despite only 4 songs, this still has a running time of around 37 minutes. This is an album that has to be listened to in context. Track 1 through track 4 will blow your mind. This is what Modern Post-Rock SHOULD be.

6. Thursday/Envy - Split
Great album. Liked it more than some other ones, especially the Thursday's tracks.ummm...that's about it... Man I really didn't think this Top 10 through, did I...

7. Jack's Mannequin - The Glass Passenger
Pop Rock at its best. This takes me back to the time when I used to listen to , , and The Wallflowers. Definitely a great album, though probably not the only good one out there, it's one that I enjoyed the most.

8. Friendly Fires - Friendly Fires
Indie/Electro Pop/Disco/whatevadafuckyawannacallit at it's best. Groovy, catchy, atmospheric, melodic...everything I like in an album. Plus it won't put you to sleep like M83.

9. Plants and Animals - Parc Avenue
A great album for those late night drives or bus rides. There is so much soul underneath the facade it should keep you going for a while.

10. Birds of Tokyo - Universes
Who'd imagine that a generic Indie-Rock record could have such catchy choruses?

Notable Mentions
Portishead - Third
The Classic Crime - The Silver Cord
Die Mannequin - Unicorn Steak
Erykah Badu - New Amerykah Part One (4th World War)
M83 - Saturdays=Youth
Innerpartysystem - Innerpartysystem
Lydia - Illuminate
The Roots - Rising Down
Uh Huh Her - Common Reaction
We Are Scientists - Brain Thrust Mastery
Kings Of Leon - Only By The Night
The Grates - Teeth Lost, Hearts Won
Drop The Lime - Like Thunder EP
People In Planes - Beyond The Horizon
The Gaslight Anthem - Senor and The Queen EP

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Lady Oracle – The Limelight (Saturdays 4PM – 6PM)

Top Albums
Q-Tip – The Renaissance
Black Milk – Tronic
88 Keys – Death Of Adam
Jake One – White Van Music
Art Of Fresh – Back to the Earth
Nas - Nas
J-Live – Then What Happened
Animal Farm – The Unknown
N.E.R.D. – Seeing Sounds
Daphne - Paradise

Top Shows
Common & NERD @ Metropolis - Montreal, QC
Method Man & Redman @ Metropolis - Montreal, QC
Erykah Badu with The Roots @ Old Port - Montreal, QC
Black Milk @ Southpaw -  Brooklyn, NY
Rock The Bells Tour @ The Tweeter Center - Mansfield, MA
Public Enemy @ Metropolis - Montreal, QC
Talib Kweli,Little Brother, David Banner and B.O.B @ The Nokia Theatre - New York, NY
Nas and Talib Kweli @ Metroplis - Montreal, QC
M.I.A. @ Metropolis - Montreal, QC

Favorite Singles
B.O.B. – I’ll Be In The Sky
The Foreign Exchange – Daykeeper
Kanye West – Love Lockdown
Dujeous – Break Bread
Santogold – Shove It
Kid Sister ft Kanye West – Pro Nails
Erykah Badu – Soldier
Common – Universal Mind Control
Brooklyn Academy – Raise Ya Hands
The Mighty Underdogs – Victorious
Nas – Black President
J*Davey – Mister Mister

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DJ Solespin – Eclectricity (Saturdays 6PM – 8PM)


Top 10 Songs I Felt For Some Reason or Another

1. Roots Manuva - Again & Again
2. Chris Brown - Forever
3. Santogold - Shove It
4. T.I. - Whatever You Like
5. M.I.A. - Paper Planes
6. Alicia Keys - No One
7. Rumble Strips - Time
8. Kenna - Say Goodbye To Love
9. Charlatans - The Only One I Know
10. Shocking Blue - Send Me A Postcard
 
Top 10 Moments

1. Obama
2. The Herbaliser @ Le National
3. Redman & Method Man @ Metropolis
4. Heath Ledger's Joker
5. Iron-Man
6. Meeting Michie Mee & Eternia @ Pop Montreal
7. Dansez Chez Vous, Cagibi Fridays
8. "Incubator" article in the Montreal Mirror
9. Heroes
10. 1690AM

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Cory Alder – Rock the Plank (Thursdays 2PM – 4PM)

Top 10 Albums of 2008
1. Ladyhawk - Shots
As the band's blog proclaimed "DRUNK CANADIANS ANNOUNCE RELEASE OF "DIFFICULT" SECOND ALBUM, LOSE RESPECT AND ADMIRATION OF PEERS, RECORD LABEL". Only they didn't do that entirely. It really is a difficult album, with far fewer of the hooky rockers that made their first album so easy to like, but given time it proves to be, in this collage radio host's opinion, the better of their two records. Also, the best album of the year hands down.

2. Chad VanGaalen - Soft Airplane
I wish I was a bigger fan so I could describe to you how this man made such a good record. But frankly all I know is he does it all by himself in his basement, and I think that he is one of the few artists who are carving out the future and the present of pop music single handedly. Listen up mainstream, crib from this.

3. Adam & The Amethysts - Amethyst Amulet
An ode to Thunder Bay, ON. It's small, it's short, but it's sweet like honey (not like sugar).

4. Conor Oberst - Conor Oberst
The angst-ridden teenager with the 4-track warble voice is gone. This is an adult record and a milestone in the career of a man who could be our generation's Bob Dylan if we just stopped wearing shutter-shades long enough to let him.

5. Lucky Dragons - Dream Island Laughing Landscape
Noise / experimental records are so easily overlooked, but this one shouldn't be. This album is playful, amazingly creative, and accompanies any meal. To be listened to in hard rotation with Chad VanGaalen.

6. Quiet Hooves - No Mare O Mine
Why aren't these guys signed and big? The latest Man Man record was disappointingly wanky. This is everything it should have been (it only suffers a 6th place finish because it desperately needs a good mastering job).

7. Milwaukee's Best Band - It's All Over But The Crying
Local kids make a shmultzy country-pop record. The horn section could belong to Burt Bacharach, but instead they're keeping you smiling even as you watch winter creep in.

8. Wolf Parade - At Mount Zoomer
I like this record. I think it makes 8th place on it's own steam. But it bothers me to put it here, because everyone who loves this record should love last year's Sunset Rubdown record more. But I very much doubt if Random Spirit Lover ever got played in Urban Outfitters. It's a pretty good record, but c'mon people!

9. Beach House - Devotion
At the intersection between Nico, swimming in a lake at sundown, and that pretty girl sitting across from you at Cagibi looking so smart and beautiful and so lost in that cup of tea and book she's reading, there is this record.

10. Destroyer - Trouble In Dreams
If you don't already like Destroyer, this is probably not the record that is going to convert you. As always Dan Bejar is lyrically cryptic and musically self-indulgent. But like wine, cheese, and memories, he just gets better and better with age. Most underrated album of the year for sure.

Dishonorable Mention

Of Montreal - Skeletal Lamping
I don't know what to say. I am so disappointed in this record. Maybe I haven't listened to it enough. Maybe it's poisoned by their overhyped performance at Metropolis a few months ago. Maybe I just don't like where Kevin is going with this one. I mean, yes, we get it, you are now 100% sexually empowered. Good for you. This should have been a no-brainer number one spot, and yet I can't even justify putting it on the top ten. It's a damn shame.

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Zombie Boy – The Almighty Riff (Sundays 6PM – 8PM)

Top 10 Albums
1. Judas Priest - Nostradamus
2. Storm Warrior - Heading Northe
3. Gamma Ray - Land of the Free II
4. The Gates of Slumber - Conqueror
5. Axel Rudi Pell - Tales of the Crown
6. Yngwie Malmsteen's Rising Force - Perpetual Flame
7. Whitesnake - Good to be Bad
8. Uriah Heep - Wake the Sleeper
9. Testament - The Formation of Damnation
10.Avantasia - The Scarecrow

Honourable Mentions
Manilla Road - Voyager
Metal Church - This Present Wasteland
Death Angel - Killing Season
Alestorm - Captain Morgan's Revenge
Guns'N Roses - Chinese Democracy

Top Canadian Releases
1. Gallactus - Nine Mile Woods
2. Borealis - World of Silence
3. Ash Lee Blade - Ash Lee Blade
4. Bison B.C. - Quiet Earth
5. Metalian - Metalian

Biggest Letdowns
1. Iced Earth - The Crucible of Man: Something Wicked Pt II
2. Tiamat - Amanethes
3. Alice Cooper - Along Came a Spider
4. Annihilator - Metal
5. Motörhead - Motörizer

Album That Most Made Me Want To Jam Ice Picks Into My Ears

Ayreon- 01011001

Concert of the Year
Metal Masters Tour featuring Judas Priest, Heaven & Hell, Motörhead and Testament (August 13th @ Molson Amphitheatre - Toronto, ON) (Now THIS is how you put an all-star show together!)

Most Metal Moments
1. Judas Priest came roaring back to claim 2008 as theirs. Nostradamus might have
received mixed reviews, but give it the time it deserves and it's one of the most
challenging albums in years. Add in their spectacular live show (hey Iron Maiden,
THIS is how you mix up a setlist!) and the year belonged to the Birmingham boys!

2. 2008 was truly a banner year for old-school metal. From Thrash to power to good
old fashioned hard rock, this year saw big-time releases for fans of all of metal's
different scenes.

3. Not only did metal have its best year in ages, rock also reclaimed its rightful
place on top of the charts. The latest from Metallica, AC/DC and GnR may not have
lived up to expectations but have nonetheless put the spotlight back on the heavier
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Stephanie – Twee Time (Fridays 8PM – 9PM)

Favourite CD
Tullycraft - Every Scene Needs a Center (Magic Marker)

The year began with the fifth full-length indie-pop release from Seattle's Tullycraft, recorded entirely on analog tape. With tracks like "Georgette Plays a Goth" and "Bored to Hear Your Heart Still Breaks," Tullycraft continues to craft the best twee anthems. Each song is complete with inside jokes, name dropping, and their usual catchy guitar riffs. Every Scene Needs A Center is a celebration of love-lorn punks, goth waitresses, and "heavy metal heartbreak." I was immediately hooked. The album solidified my obsessive attachment to this band and its love for all thing Twee.

Happiest Discovery
Sunny Summer Day - Me, Myself, and the Empty Soul EP (Letterbox Records UK)

Twee! From INDONESIA! Sunny Summer Day has been around for quite a while, but I only heard about them recently when I saw their video for "Emma's House" (The Field Mice cover) on youtube and immediately fell in love. Their brand of pure perfect pop makes me so happy. Fans of Sarah Records and C86 bands will like this band and their jangle-pop sound.

Most Thankful For
The Gruesomes CD reissues of Tyrants of Teen Trash and Gruesomania on Ricochet Sound because the needle on my old record player wore away, then my stereo tuner died and I can't listen to my vinyl right now.

Most Memorable Tune
"Homecoming" from the album Reality Check by The Teenagers (Beggars Xl Recording)
Even though the guys in this band aren't hot enough to completely get away with the lyrics to "Homecoming," the song is totally 1980's and damn catchy, so the Teenagers have made the list this year.

Favourite EP of 2007 That I Only Started Listening To In 2008
The Pains of Being Pure at Heart (Painbow)

Take one cup of the Pastels, a dash of Black Tambourine, and two cubes of the Jesus and Mary Chain. Blend on low for one minute, pour in a tall frosted glass, sprinkle a little My Bloody Valentine on top for flavour. Follow these cooking instructions and you've got New York's best indie-pop band right now.

Other Stuff I Listened To In 2008
The Nymphets - Feels Like Mother Fuckers/Bekki-Anne 7" (Psychic Handshake Recordings)
Magnetic Fields - Distortion (Nonesuch Records)
Vivian Girls - Vivian Girls (Mauled by Tigers/In the Red)
Final Fantasy - Spectrum, 14th Century EP (Blocks Recording Club)
First Frost - The Lucksmiths (Matinée)
Black Mountain - In the Future (Jagjaguwar)
Stephen Malkmus and The Jicks - Real Emotional Trash (Matador)
Sigur Rós - Með suð í eyrum við spilum endalaust (EMI/XL Recordings)
All Girl Summer Fun Band - Looking Into It (AGSFB Music)

Old Favourites That Stand the Test of Time, On Repeat in 2008

The Pastels - Sittin' Pretty
Magnetic Fields - 69 Love Songs
Velvet Underground - Loaded
Bob Dylan - Blonde on Blonde

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Prince Palu – The Go Go Radio Magic Show (Fridays 6PM – 8PM)


Prince Palu's Top Shows of 2008

1. King Khan & The Shrines w/ The Sunday Sinners @ la Sala Rosa, July 25th
2. The Dirtbombs w/ Kelly Stoltz @ Cabaret, April 13th
3. My Morning Jacket w/ The Besnard Lakes @ la National, June 17th
4. Black Mountain w/ Bon Iver @ la Sala Rosa, February 29th
5. Nick Cave & The Bad Seeds @ Metropolis, October 2nd
6. Steve Earle @ Theatre Outremont, March 1st
7. Iggy & The Stooges w/ Chocolat, Sharon Jones & The Dap Kings, Spiritualized, Plants & Animals @ Parc Jean Drapeau (Osheaga Day 1), August 3rd
8. Neil Young w/ Wilco @ the Bell Centre, December 1st
9. Thomas Function @ Club Lambi, October 5th
10. Jay Reatard @ Bowery Ballroom, (NYC), Octer 24th
11. Gogol Bordello w/ The Black Keys, The Kills @ Parc Jean Drapeau (Osheaga Day 2), August 4th
12. George Clinton & The P-Funk All-Stars @ B.B. Kings (NY), October 23rd
13. Vic Chesnutt w/ Ideal Lovers @ la Sala Rosa, June 13th
14. Chocolat w/ The Cockroaches @ Divan Orange, Sept 26th
15. The Heavy w/ The Sunday Sinners @ la Sala Rosa, May 11th

Honourable Mention
Mockin' Birds w/ The Sunday Sinners @ Quai des Brumes, Nov 28th
Clinic @ la Sala Rosa, May 10th
Dead Meadow @ Club Lambi, April 23
Mockin' Birds @ Divan Orange, Sept 6th
 
The One That Got Away
Fleet Foxes @ Divan Orange
(*sniff*) ... can't believe I let a little tiredness get in the way of this show

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Steve Musil– Bridge the Gap (Tuesdays 8PM – 10PM)

Top 10 Records of 2008
1. Brant Bjork - Punk Rock Guilt (Low Desert Punk)
2. Annihilation Time - Tales of the Ancient Age (Tee Pee)
3. Ill Bill - The Hour Of Reprisal (Uncle Howie)
4. AC/DC - Black Ice (Columbia)
5. Melvins - Nude With Boots (Ipecac)
6. Nebula - The Peel Sessions Double LP (Sweet Nothing)
7. Baroness - Red Album Double LP (Relapse...CD released in 2007)
8. Akimbo - Jersey Shores (Neurot)
9. Scott Reynolds & The Steaming Beast - Adventure Boy (Suburban Home)
10. Get Thrashed - The History Of Thrash Metal DVD (Lightyear/Warner)

Jackie Hall - Bridge the Gap (Tuesdays 8PM – 10PM)

Top 10 Records of 2008
1. Paint It Black - New Lexicon (Jade Tree)
2. Statues - Terminal Bedroom (Deranged)
3. Gutter Demons - Misery, Madness, and Murder Lullabies (Independant)
4. Annihilation Time - Tales of the Ancient Age (Tee Pee)
5. Omegas - Psycho Dives On Slam Skank Anthems (Independant)
6. Bloodshot Bill - Full Blast (Sin)
7. Disfear - Live the Storm (Relapse)
8. Jeunesse Apatride - Larmes aux poings (Independant)
9. H2O - Nothing To Prove (Bridge 9)
10. Los Difuntos - Los Difuntos (Nickel and Dime)

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Johnny Suck – Turn Down the Suck (Wednesday 9PM – 11PM)


Top Albums of 2008

1. Gallactus - Nine Mile Woods
2. Kingdom of Sorrow - Kingdom of Sorrow
3. Cancer Bats - Hail Destroyer
4. Austrian Death Machine - Total Brutal
5. Jesus Mullet - Waiting For The Next Wagon
6. Ufomammut - Idolum
7. Fistula - Lessons in Lamentations
8. Victims - Killer
9. Boris - Smile
10. Chrome Division - Booze, Broads and Beelzebub

Top Live of 2008 (cumulative)

1. Fu Manchu
2. Barn Burner
3. Dopethrone
4. Boris
5. Vulgar Deli

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Lindsay Wood – Through Being Cool (Mondays 12PM – 2PM)


Top Ten Albums of 2008

1. The Gaslight Anthem - The '59 Sound
2. Death Cab For Cutie - Narrow Stairs
3. Billy Bragg - Mr Love and Justice
4. Hot Chip - Made in the Dark
5. Crystal Castles - Crystal Castles EP
6. Animal Collective - Water Curses
7. Black Kids - Partie Traumatic
8. Vampire Weekend - Vampire Weekend
9. MGMT - Oracular Spectacular
10. Vivian Girls - Vivian Girls

Most HATED/WORST Album of the Year
Santogold - Santogold

Worst Fashion Moments in the Music Scene This Year
1. Headbands being worn on the bangs, over the hair, further pushing hair into the face. WTF? Defeats the purpose of the hair band entirely.

2. Androgynous band members...do you know how many of the Black Kids are straight? Gay? Not that it makes a difference when it comes down to music but I just find that the line between Bowie-ism glam metal, meterosexual males and emo boys are becoming all too thin. Kind of like their pants.

3. Indie Kid Bangs. I love em and hate em so much at the same time. Can't see out from under em' but at the same time offers an air of mystique.

4. Kanye Sunglasses/RayBans: Learn to leave them well enough alone. The people who favour these also think that Buddy Holly glasses sans prescription are cool. My advice to these people is to ask someone that has shitty eyes at the rip young age of twenty something how THEY feel about knowing their vision will only get worse. Then tell me how fashionable these sunglasses/glasses are.

5. Arab Scarfs (also known as Kafias)- They came, they went, they conquered. Why haven't we learned to leave their fashion well enough alone? Talk about disrespect.

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Mike Bresciani – The Lonesome Strangers (Wednesdays 2PM – 4PM)

Favorite Albums of 2008
1. Jolie Holland – The Living and the Dead (Anti)
2. She & Him – Volume One (Merge)
3. Elliott Brood – Mountain Meadows (Six Shooter)
4. Fleet Foxes – Fleet Foxes (Sub Pop)
5. Dr. Dog – Fate (Universal)
6. Constantines – Kensington Heights (Arts & Crafts)
7. The Dodos – Visiter (Outside)
8. Bon Iver – For Emma, Forever ago (Sonic Unyon)
9. Martha Wainwright – I know you're married, but I've got feelings too (Universal)
10. Beach House – Devotion (Carpark)

Honorable Mentions
Flight of the Conchords – Flight of the Conchords (Sub Pop)
Mountain Goats – Heretic Pride (Select)
Mount Eerie with Julie Doiron & Fred Squire – Lost Wisdom (Southern)
M83 - Saturdays = Youth

10 Most Listened to Albums in 2008
Built to Spill – There's Nothing Wrong About Love (1994)
Townes Van Zandt – Townes Van Zandt (1969)
Big Star – Third/Sisters' Lovers (1978)
Alex Soria – Next of Kin (2006)
Luke Doucet – Broken (2005)
Elvis Costello – Blood & Chocolate (1986)
Emmylou Harris – Wrecking Ball (1995)
Mountain Goats – Get Lonely (2006)
The Go-Betweens – 16 Lovers' lane (1988)
Julie Doiron – Loneliest in the Morning (1997)

Biggest Disappointments
The Magnetic Fields – Distortion
Bauhaus – Go away white
Albert Hammond Jr. – Como te Llama ?
Kings of Leon – Only by the night (They made this very list last year…)
The Cure – Hypnogogic States EP
The Osheaga Festival

10 Best Shows
Leonard Cohen - June 25th @ Place des arts
Nick Cave & The Bad Seeds - October 2nd @ Metropolis
Billy Bragg @ June 18th Club Soda
Taken by Trees – February 25th @ Cabaret
The Cure – September 26th @ The Bell Center
Sondre Lerche - November 15th @ Cabaret Juste pour rire
Martha Wainwright - June 4th @ National AND December 12th @ Metropolis
Jolie Holland & Herman Dune - October 30th @ Cabaret
Gogol Bordello - August 4th @ Osheaga
Love is All - December 10th @ Sala Rosa

(Honorable Mention: HABS VS. RANGERS @ Centre Bell - February 19th 2008)

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Antonella Fratino – The Siamese Libertines (Thursdays 8PM – 10PM)


Good Albums
1. Wolf Parade - At Mount Zoomer
2. Crystal Castles – Crystal Castles
3. The Kills - Midnight Boom
4. Does It Offend You, Yeah? - You Have No Idea What You’re Getting Yourself Into
5. The Dandy Warhols - Welcome To The Third World
6. The Chemical Brothers - We Are The Night
7. TV On The Radio - Dear Science
8. Sam Champion - Heavenly Bender
9. M83 - Saturdays = Youth
10. Yussuf Jerusalem - A Heart Full of Sorrow

Honourable Mentions
The Black Keys - Attack & Release
Albert Hammond Jr. - ?Como Te Llama?
Cut//Copy - In Ghost Colors
Midnight Juggernauts - Dystopia
Destroyer - Trouble In Dreams

Great Shows
1. Wolf Parade @ Metropolis
2. Caribou @ La Tulipe
3. The Kills @ Le Studio Juste Pour Rire
4. Radiohead @ Parc Jean-Drapeau
5. Beck @ Theatre St-Denis
6. Destroyer @ Lambi

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Brian Hastie – CJLO Magazine Contributing Writer


20 Albums of the Year (The Somewhat Ordered Version)

1. Boris - Smile (Diwphalanx version)
2. Torche - Meanderthal
3. Genghis Tron - Board Up The House
4. Gojira - The Way Of All Flesh
5. Cancer Bats - Hail Destroyer
6. Kings of Leon - Only By The Night
7. The Gaslight Anthem - The '59 Sound
8. Black Ships - Omens
9. Doomtree - Doomtree
10. Cursed - III
11. Opeth - Watershed
12. Lil Wayne - Tha Carter III
13. Kings of Leon - Only By The Night
14. Nine Inch Nails - The Slip
15. Santogold - Santogold
16. Cadence Weapon - Afterparty Babies
17. Black Mountain - In The Future
18. Fuck The Facts - Disgorge Mexico
19. Immortal Technique - The 3rd World
20. Coffins - Buried Death

10 Songs That I Obsessively Listened to Over the Past Year
1. Kings of Leon - Sex Is On Fire
2. Lil Wayne - Dr. Carter
3. Santogold - Creator
4. Protest The Hero - Bloodmeat
5. Cancer Bats - Let It Pour
6. Genghis Tron - Things Don't Look Good
7. Thrice - Come All You Weary
8. Nine Inch Nails - Discipline
9. Opeth - Coil
10. Boris - Statement (Diwphalanx version)

Five Albums From 2007 That I Only Got Around to Really Enjoying in 2008

1. Baroness - The Red Album
2. Against Me! - New Wave
3. Shad - The Old Prince
4. Holy Fuck - LP
5. Sage Francis - Human The Death Dance

Five Surprising Moments of 2008
1. Pressing play on my iPod and hearing Chinese Democracy in its entirety...and having it not be the aural Antichrist everyone thought it would be.

2. Metallica redeeming themselves (but only a bit) for St. Anger.

3. Rival Schools reunite! Carcass reunite! At The Gates reunite! Eve 6 reunite! The Get Up Kids reunite! Wait, hold on a sec...

4. Andrew WK releases an album of Japanese pop songs, to the delight of many.

5. Lack of Devin Townsend material.

Five Acts of Wishful Thinking (2009 Version)
1. Jawbreaker reunite! Refused reunite! At The Drive-In reunite! Rollins-led Black Flag reunite!

2. Lil Wayne teams up with Nachtmystium. Guitar wankery ensues.

3. Amon Amarth ditch ditch the Nordic mythology shtick, don black and yellow garb and play samba music to confused fans.

4. Hydrahead releases a CCR tribute album.

5. Converge, Gallows and Mastodon all manage to outdo themselves once more.

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Abby Elisabeth Schachter – The Reaktor (Fridays 2PM – 4PM)

Top 10 Albums of 2008
1. The Kills - Midnight Boom (Choice Track: Sour Cherry)
2. Wolf Parade - At mount Zoomer (Choice Track: Kissing the Beehive)
3. TV on the Radio - Dear Science (Choice Track: Crying)
4. The Black Keys - Attack and Release (Choice Track: Lies)
5. Sia - Some People Have Real Problems (Choice Track: The Girl You Lost To Cocaine)
6. Jay Reatard - Matador singles (Choice Track: An Ugly Death)
7. The Gaslight Anthem - The 59’Sound (Choice Track: Old White Lincoln)
8. Amanda Palmer - Who killed Amanda Palmer (Choice Track: Astronaut)
9. Tearwave - Different shade of Beauty (Choice Track: Shattered Fairytale)
10. Brazilian Girls - New York City (Choice Track: Nouveau Americain)

Special Mentions
The Virgins - The Virgins
Ladyhawke - Ladyhawke
The Ting Tings – We Started Nothing
Tom Gabel - Heart Burns
Ra Ra Riot - The Rhumb Line
Longwave - Secrets are Sinister
Deerhoof - Offend Maggie
MGMT - Metanoia EP

Best Shows of 2008
SIA @ Les Saints - Montreal, QC
Jay Reatard  @ The Bowery Ballroom -  New York, NY
Talib Kweli, David Banner, Little Brother and B.O.B @ The Nokia Theatre - New York, NY

One Artist I Like but Only Discovered this Summer

Roisin Murphy (crazy cool songs. RPM shows would benefit from listening to her album entitled Ruby Blue.)
 
Bitter Disappointments

Dresden Dolls – No, Virginia  (Sorry guys, not a hit.)
George Clinton (Only because I did not get to see him perform live.)
Opus cards (Not as cool as expected…)
The 105 Bus (Always a disappointment. I hate that bus.)
Facebook  (upgraded to an uglier layout.)
Concordia University (Blocked facebook. Sure it’s ugly but we still want to look!)

General 2008 Highlights
President Barack Obama!
Meeting George Clinton at CMJ
Successfully flying a kite
Montreal named best bike path in world (woot woot)

Top News Headlines of 2008
- Man decapitated and cannibalized on Greyhound Bus
- Seven year-old child steals his grandmother’s car, smokes while driving, crashes and then gets arrested two weeks later for beating his grandmother.
- No Formula 1 race in Montreal next summer.
- Major catastrophes: China earthquake, India terrorist attacks.
- RIP: Bernie Mac, Heath Ledger, Bettie Page, Paul Newman, Dionne Warwick, Richard Wright, George Carlin.
- Woman in Brazil is killed after being hit in the back of the head by her deceased husband’s coffin on her way to his funeral.
- Man is killed by his parents' tombstone after it falls on him.
- Montreal Police on the lookout for a sociopathic puppy killer.
- Parents cause controversy at a local grocery when workers refuse to write their child’s name, Adolf Hitler Cambell, on a birthday cake.
- Canada not faring too well at the Beijing Olympics.
- Nineteen year old girl becomes famous for auctioning off her virginity for money.
- Iraqi Journalist throws both shoes at President George W.Bush at a press conference...and misses.

Major Surprise Album (Expected Cult Following to Ensue)
Tearwave- Different Shade of Beauty

Best Canadian Content

The Stills- Being Here
Wolf Parade- At Mount Zoomer
The Creepshow – Run For Your Life

Best Venue
Le National

Worst Venue
Les Saints

Best (or Perhaps WORST) Quotes of 2008

1."No mom, don’t worry the hooker’s not dead" ~ Nicholas Fiscina actually on the Phone with his Mother.

2. Josh Mocle: Get this...new cereal...fellati’Os!
Nicholas Fiscina: Yeah! The catchphrase can be "Put it in your mouth!”

3. “Its fun doing bad things, I want to hang out with my hoodrat friends.” ~ Seven year old child who stole his Granny’s car

4. “If you can say yes to drugs, then you can say yes to multi-ethinicity.” ~ Nicholas Fiscina, CJLO News Director

5. "You are better off being homeless than being me."~ Britney Spears, to a stranger on the street.

6. "You can put lipstick on a pig, but it's still a pig." ~ President Elect Barack Obama.

7. “Have you guys ever heard of the Philadelphia Experiment, like time travel?” ~ George Clinton (during a panel about record labels and mixing.)

8. "I tried! Went to sleep in my mom's car in the garage with the engine turned on...freakin' hybrids, man. They just don't do the trick anymore." ~ South Park's Eric Cartman explaining why his suicide attempt failed

9. “I’m not a baby, I’m a tumor.” ~ Random Creature from the film Hellboy II (the film was horrible, but that line was great.)

10. "Stand up, Chuck, let 'em see ya." ~ Vice President Elect Joe Biden to Missouri State Senator Chuck Graham, who uses a wheelchair to get around.

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Brendan O'Flaherty – Catatonia (Sundays 8PM – 10PM)

Album of the Year
Earth - The Bees Made Honey in the Lions Skull

Best D-Beat/Punk
Disfear - Live the Storm

Best IDM
Autechre - Quaristice

Best USBM

Leviathan - Massive Conspiracy Against All Life
Nachtmystium - Assassins: Black Meddle pt.1

Best RPM
The Bug - London Zoo
Portishead - Third

Best Metal

Fuck The Facts - Disgorge Mexico
Kataklysm - Prevail

Best Thrash
Municipal Waste - The Art of Partying
Toxic Holocaust - An Overdose of Death

Best Doom/Drone
Atavist & Nadja - 12012291920/1414101
Atavist & Nadja - II: Points at Infinity

Best Noise/SludgeRock
Melvins - Nude With Boots
Harvey Milk - Life...The Best Game in Town

Best Blackened Noise Metal Releases
Wold - Stratification
Menace Ruine - Cult of Ruins

Best Overlooked Gems From 2007
Fleshpress - Pillars
Throbbing Gristle - Part Two

Best Doom/Sludge
Unearthly Trance - Electrocution
Coffins - Buried Death

Best Doom/Sludge Re-issues
Burning Witch - Crippled Lucifer 2XCD re-issue
Cavity - Laid Insignificant

Best Dark Ambient Releases
Lustmord - [Other]
Lull - Like a Slow River

Best Killer Grind Releases
Gridlink - Amber Gray
Agenda of Swine - Waves of Human Suffering

Best Live Show
Thrones, Ocrilim, & Menace Ruine @ Divan Orange

Honorable Mentions
Sunn 0))) - Domkirke
Withered - Folie Circulaire
Witch - Paralyzed
Calexico - Carried to Dust
Don Caballero - Punkgasm
Enslaved - Vertebrae
Venomous Concept - Poisoned Apple
Buried at Sea - Ghost
Lair of the Minotaur - War Metal Battle Master
Vargr - Northern Black Supremacy
Black Ships - Low EP & Omens full-length
v/a - This Comp Kills Fascists vol.1
Quest for Fire - self-titled
Black Mountain - In the Future

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Matt Leitman – Ex-Idle Minds

Favourite albums of 2008 (No Particular Order)
Bonnie "Prince" Billy - Lie Down In The Light
Nick Cave & The Bad Seeds - Dig, Lazarus, Dig!!!
The Constantines - Kensington Heights
The Dirtbombs - We Have You Surrounded
Fucked Up - The Chemistry of Common Life
Jay Reatard - Matador Single '08
TV on the Radio - Dear Science
Vampire Weekend - Vampire Weekend
Vivian Girls - Vivian Girls
Bon Iver - For Emma, Forever Ago

Favourite Songs of 2008 (No Particular Order)
Melvins - The Kicking Machine
TV on the Radio - Dancing Choose
Nick Cave & The Bad Seeds - We Call Upon The Author
Cheap Talk - People Talk
The Constantines - Our Age
The Adam Brown - A Quick One (While He's Away)(Who Cover)
The Night Marchers - Jump In The Fire
Jay Reatard - Always Wanting More
Torche - Fat Waves
Deerhunter - Oh, It's Such A Shame (Jay Reatard Cover)

Favourite Re-issues of 2008

Mission of Burma - Signal, Calls, and Marches & Vs.
Jay Reatard - Singles 06-07
New Order - Movement
Genesis - 1970-1975 (Box Set)
Pavement - Brighten The Corners: Nicene Credence Ed.

Favourite Shows of 2008
Public Enemy @ Metropolis
"It Takes a Nation..." performed in its entirety! Yeeeeeaaaaah Boyyyyyyyy!

Nick Cave & the Bad Seeds @ Metropolis
I'm still pissed that I missed the 2nd encore ("We Call Upon the Author") because they turned up the lights and turned on the music too early, and I made a quick exit.

Most Disappointing Show of 2008
Wire @ Le National
What can I say... I wanted to hear tracks off the 1st 3 classic albums. I got 4 songs (including an incredibly mediocre version of 12XU). Otherwise, I was bored off my ass.

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Pete Douglas – Caribbean Callaloo (Saturdays 12PM – 2PM)


Top 10 Most Requested Songs of 2008

1. Tarus Riley - She's Royal
2. Crazy - Phone Card
3. Dennis James - Words I Didn't Say
4. Mello G - I Am Blesses
5. Dwayne Stephenson - August Town
6. Ricky T - Party Can't Done
7. Killa Watts - Echoes of Love
8. Morgan Heritage - Nothing to Smile About
9. King Paul - No Virgins
10. Ghost - Medley

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Glory Girl – Colour It Indie (Thursdays 1PM – 2PM)

Top 5 Canadian Albums of 2008
1. Hexes And Ohs - Bedroom Madness
2. Woodhands - Heart Attack
3. Human Highway - Moody Motorcycle
4. Ruby Coast - Projectable Collections
5. The High Dials - Moon Country

Top 8 Albums of 2008

1. The Hoosiers - Trick To Life
2. The Winterkids - Memoirs
3. To My Boy - Messages
4. Coconut Records - Nighttimming
5. The Maccabees - Toothpaste Kisses
6. The Wombats - The Wombats EP
7. The Young Knives - Super Abundance
8. Vampire Weekend - Vampire Weekend

Glory Girl's Top 5 Movies of The Year
1. In Bruges
2. CJ7
3. Young People Fucking
4. Charlie Bartlett
5. The Bank Job

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Doc Holidae - Phantastiq Cypha (Fridays 10AM – 12PM)

Worst Comic of 2008
1. Supergirl #32 - "Choices" by Kelly Puckett

Top 20 Hip Hop / R&B Tracks of 2008
1. Side C - "Youdaman"
2. Common Market - "Watership Down"
3. Lupe Fiasco - "The Coolest"
4. Brooklyn Academy - "Raise Ya Hands"
5. Kail - "Cola (The Rhapsody)"
6. D-Sisive - "Laundry Room"
7. Asher Roth - "Roth Boys"
8. Atmosphere - "Your Glasshouse"
9. Doomtree - "Kids Gloves"
10. Plantlife - "Got 2 Find a Better Way"
11. The Saturday Knights - "Nobody Beats Us"
12. Cool Kids - "Gold and a Pager"
13. DL Incognito - "Atmosphere"
14. Common - "Changes"
15. B.O.B. w/ Asher Roth & Charles Hamilton - "Change Gonna Come"
16. Estelle - "American Boy"
17. Cadence Weapon - "In Search of the Youth Crew"
18. Black Spade - "Her Perfume She Wore"
19. Maximillian - "California Soul"
20. Ritz - "Heartless"

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Angelica Calcagnile – BVST (Wednesdays 7PM – 9PM)

Here are my new notables for this past year, in chronological order, since I don't like to play favorites. The asterisk means you can use these to fulfill your Canadian content requirements... you can bet that I sure did.
 
ASG - Win Us Over
Laying soaring melodies over dustbowl riffs, with vocals alternately floating and scraping over it all, this record looms large and spreads wide like the desert sky. Fans of Ian Blurton's extended catalog should check this out.
 
*Black Mountain - In the Future
Simultaneously dirty and ethereal, like choruses of drugged-out angels ushering in axe wielding armies, this beauty rolls resolutely forward, taking no prisoners and turning everything in it's path to dust.
 
Disfear - Live the Storm
The words "punishing" and "party record" don't often go hand in hand, but this is easily the beer-swillin'est hardcore album of the year. Buzzsaw guitars, gang vocals and that dancey death'n'roll drumbeat make this a party in a box - just press play.
 
*Black Ships - Low
The disbanding of Cursed this year left me heartbroken, but nature abhors a vacuum, and these Montrealers are rising mightily to fill the void left in their wake. This is what prey hears as it's slowly stalked and then ferociously ripped apart.
 
*Cancer Bats - Hail Destroyer
Rare is the band that I don't really care for live, but adore on record. This album blends together the finest in meathead metal riffs and southern comfort for a relatively braindead record I can't resist.
 
Local H - Twelve Angry Months
The 90s never sounded this good on this heartfelt, steady rockin' and unexpectedly heavy offering... and it's a concept record to boot! If you ever kinda liked this band, this album will catch you by surprise.
 
Shame Club - Come On
No boneyard of tired rock riffs, this album takes the ghosts of guitar rock past and reanimates them with a haunted, sweaty urgency. Only for those who aren't afraid of shameless throwbacks and classic rock monoliths.
 
The Dandy Warhols - ...Earth To The Dandy Warhols...
My one nostalgic nod, this album manages to sound like a career-spanning "best of" retrospective while offering up only new tracks. Whether it's the stoner ballads, country fried numbers or Nick Rhodes-era dancey shit you're looking for... they're all here.
 
*Bison B.C. - Quiet Earth
Heavy, yet precise, it was love at first sound and sight. As indelicate as this will sound, this band is the musical equivalent of boners and sweaty balls; masculine, tinged with grit, and not for the faint of heart.
 
Night Horse - The Dark Won't Hide You
Digging down to the deepest roots of Southern rock, this newly minted outfit has unearthed a bright shining gem of no-bullshit boogie rock'n'roll. Sadly a few songs shy of "instant classic", this sixpack will nevertheless leave you thirsty for more.
 
And as a bonus, since you've been so attentive, here are the five albums from 2008 I wish I'd heard, but won't get 'round to until 2009:
 
Airbourne - Runnin' Wild
Sahg - Sahg II
The Haunted - Versus
AC/DC - Black Ice
Satyricon - The Age of Nero

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Omar Goodness – Hooked On Sonics (Tuesdays 6PM – 8PM)


Fave Records of 2008

1. M83 - Saturdays = Youth (Mute)
2. Lupe Fiasco - The Cool (Atlantic)
3. Paint it Black - New Lexicon (Jade Tree)
4. Raveonettes - Lust, Lust, Lust (Vice)
5. Sleepless Nights - Turn into Vapour (Forward Music)
6. Mogwai - The Hawk is Howling (Matador)
7. Black Mountain - In The Future (Jagjaguwar)
8. The New Year - The New Year (Touch & Go)
9. Local H - Twelve Angry Months (Shout! Factory)
10. The Kills - Midnight Book (Domino)
11. Deerhunter - Microcastle (Kranky)
12. Crystal Castles - Crystal Castles (Last Gang)
13. Fucked Up - The Chemistry of Common Life (Matador)
14. Gutter Twins - Saturnalia (Sub Pop)
15. Sylvie - Trees And Shade Are Our Only Fences (Smallman)
16. Dillinger Four - C.I.V.I.L. W.A.R. (Fat Wreck)
17. Magnetic Fields - Distortion (Nonesuch)
18. Constantines - Kensington Heights (Arts & Crafts)
19. Cursed - III (Goodfellow)
20. Why? - Alopecia (Anticon)
21. The Gaslight Anthem - The '59 Sound (Sideonedummy)
22. Spiritualized - A & E (Astralwerks)
23. Atmosphere - When Life Gives You Lemons… (Rhymesayers)
24. Marie Stern - This Is It and I Am It and You Are It and So Is That and He Is It and She Is It and It Is It and That Is That (Kill Rock Stars)
25. Sun Kil Moon - April (Caldo Verde)

(Stay Tuned for More in Omar's Year End Audit 2008...COMING SOON!)

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Josh Mocle - The Kids Are So-So (Thursdays 6PM – 8PM)

Top 15 Heavy Records of 2008
1. Paint It Black – New Lexicon (Jade Tree)
2. Fucked Up – The Chemistry of Common Life (Matador)
3. Disfear – Live the Storm (Relapse)
4. Reign Supreme – American Violence (Deathwish)
5. Bison B.C. – Quiet Earth (Metal Blade)
6. Genghis Tron – Board Up the House (Relapse)
7. Carpathian – Isolation (Deathwish)
8. These Arms are Snakes – Tail Swallower and Dove (Suicide Squeeze)
9. Cursed – III: Architects of Troubled Sleep (Goodfellow)
10. Russian Circles – Station (Suicide Squeeze)
11. Verse – Aggression (Bridge 9)
12. Grave Maker – Bury Me At Sea (Smallman)
13. Blacklisted – Heavier Than Heaven, Lonelier Than God (Deathwish)
14. The Bronx – The Bronx III (White Drugs)
15. Trash Talk – Trash Talk (TT Collective)

Top 15 Less Heavy Records of 2008
1. The Gaslight Anthem – The ’59 Sound (SideOneDummy)
2. Fucked Up – The Chemistry of Common Life (Matador)*
3. Tom Gabel – Heart Burns (Sire)
4. Dillinger Four – C I V I L W A R (Fat Wreck Chords)
5. Chris Wollard and the Ship Thieves – Chris Wollard and the Ship Thieves (Independent)
6. The Hold Steady – Stay Positive (Vagrant)
7. The Creepshow – Run For Your Life (Stomp)
8. Mates of State – Re-Arrange Us (Barsuk)
9. LaGrecia – On Parallels (Suburban Home)
10. Amanda Palmer – Who Killed Amanda Palmer? (Roadrunner)
11. Tim Barry – Manchester (Suburban Home)
12. The Mae Shi – HLLYH (Team Shi)
13. Monotonix – Body Language (Drag City)
14. Bridge and Tunnel – East/West (No Idea)
15. Carpenter – Law of the Land (Smallman)

*This record includes both all the characteristics of a great heavy record AND all the characteristics of a great less heavy record (and if you disagree you are wrong.)

Honorable Mention
Street Dogs – State of Grace (Hellcat)
Chuck Ragan & Austin Lucas – Bristle Ridge (Ten Four)
Thrice – The Alchemy Index Volume 2: Air and Earth (Vagrant)
Thrice – Live at the House of Blues (Vagrant)
An Albatross Family Album (Eyeball)
Fear Before – Fear Before (Equal Vision)
The Loved Ones – Build and Burn (Fat Wreck Chords)
Virgins – Miscarriage (Kiss of Death)
Dead to Me – Little Brother (Fat Wreck Chords)
Bad Flirt – Virgin Talk (Kartel)
OnGuard – This Has Its Price and That Price Has Been Paid (demo) (Independent)
Parts and Labor – Receivers (Jagjaguar)
Vivian Girls – Vivian Girls (In the Red)
Vancougar – Canadian Tuxedo (Mint)
Thursday/Envy – Split (Temporary Residence)
Ashers – Cold Dark Place (Welfare)
Murder by Death - Red of Tooth and Claw (Vagrant)
Longwave - Secrets Are Sinister (Original Signal)

Top Eight Live Performances of 2008

1. None More Black (Reunion Show) @ Deep Sleep – Philadelphia, PA
2. Paint It Black @ The Black Dot – Montreal, QC
3. Fucked Up @ Great Scott – Allston, MA
4. Chuck Ragan/Tim Barry/Ben Nichols (The Revival Tour) @ The Middle East – Cambridge, MA
5. Monotonix @ The Knitting Factory - New York, NY (CMJ)
6. Amanda Palmer & The Boston Pops @ Symphony Hall – Boston, MA
7. Hot Water Music/Thursday/Paint It Black @ Terminal 5 – New York, NY
8. A Place to Bury Strangers @ La Sala Rosa – Montreal, QC

Honorable Mention
Baroness/Genghis Tron/Bison B.C. @ La Sala Rosa – Montreal, QC
Disfear @ Great Scott – Allston, MA
The Gaslight Anthem (Record Release) @ The Middle East – Cambridge, MA
Street Dogs @ Warped Tour ’08 @ Parc Jean Drapeau – Montreal, QC
Strike Anywhere/Paint It Black/The Riverboat Gamblers/Ashers @ The Middle East - Cambridge, MA

Top Seven Records from 2007 that I Didn’t Absorb Until 2008
1. Attack in Black - Marriage
2. Baroness – The Red Album
3. Keren Ann – Keren Ann
4. Career Suicide – Attempted Suicide
5. Sundowner – Four One Five Two
6. Sage Francis - Human the Death Dance
7. The Austerity Program – Black Madonna

Top Six Single Tracks of 2008
1. “Anna is a Stool Pigeon” by Tom Gabel
2. “The Beekeeper” by Paint It Black
3. “The 59 Sound” by The Gaslight Anthem
4. “Daedelus” by Thrice
5. “Untitled” by Against Me!
6.  “Hiroshima, Mon Frere” by Bad Flirt

(For more of my 2008 Picks (and other tangential rants), check out Thought Grenade)

NoMeansNo: Flaunting the New School

Playing Montreal for the first time in three years for the Suoni Per Il Popolo fest, NoMeansNo are perhaps Canada's greatest still-standing punk institution, a testament to the enduring partnership of its key members, brothers Rob and John Wright (along with estimable guitarist Tom Holliston, who joined the band in the early 90s following the departure of Andy Kerr), and the singularity of their sound. Their songs have spanned the breadth of many genres, touching on classic '80s hardcore, '70s hard rock, jazz, and psych, and their albums have varied wildly in tone and form, from the anthemic, raw aggression of 1989's Wrong to the extended grooves of 2000's NoMeansNoOne, all the way up to 2006's freewheeling, even folksy All Roads Lead to Ausfahrt. They're as apt to record a two-minute rave-up as they are a 20-minute Miles Davis interpretation, all through the prism of their warped sense of humor.

They haven't been resting up in the interim since their last visit, mind. "From '06 to '07 we played about 175 shows," notes drummer-singer (and occasional keyboardist) John, speaking from his home base in Vancouver right before their latest jaunt across the country. Wright credits their association with Jello Biafra's Alternative Tentacles in the 80s (as well as the wider punk boom), along with their relentless touring, with their success here and abroad. "Because we were under the Alternative Tentacles banner, we were already respected in Europe." That decade saw their material become increasingly sophisticated, culminating in their sometimes agreed-upon high-water mark Wrong (though I tend to gravitate towards The Worldhood of the World [As Such]). Through their shifting sounds, they've managed to maintain a worldwide audience - and they're no strangers to progress, either, unlike many older hands in the industry. When prodded about new material (nicknamed Codename: Old on their thoroughly ridiculous news page), Wright informs me that they're looking at an EP series rather than, necessarily, a full-length release, "on digital and vinyl only." He also mentioned that fans could expect "three or four" new tunes on the tour, material that in recorded form will follow a "keep it simple" aesthetic following the relative sonic indulgence of All Roads, which featured multi-tracked guitars and a clean, compressed sound. Wright describes the new material as being mostly "slower and longer" than the sprightly All Roads material.

While the future of the industry itself may be in peril, there is little evidence that NMN will ever slow down too much, or dilute their trademark sneer. We're all the richer for it, folks.

Jimmy Smith (1929-2005)

 Jimmy Smith, a one-man revolution in jazz, passed away on February 8th, 2005. Words cannot describe the singular impact that this man had on the history of modern music. Back in 1955, according to Ira Gitler, pianist Freddie Redd barged into the Blue Note offices in Manhattan with a "mouthful of something elses" about this guy in Philadelphia doing crazy things with the Hammond organ in jazz. This was a big deal at the time as the Hammond organ was the instrument of the church and gospel, and jazz was a secular "devil's music." Many thought that what Smith was doing was profane, especially considering such song titles as "The Sermon!" and "Confirmation." But Smith was in earnest, injecting the soul of the church into the rhythms of jazz, and doing it with both fervor and style. Always impeccably dressed, Smith would come off the stand at the end of the night drenched in sweat as if he had just been through an exorcism and the organ was his confessor. As Michael Cuscuna writes in the liner notes to Cool Blues, when Jimmy played he was "a man in convulsions, face contorted, crouched over in apparent agony, fingers flying, feet dancing over the petals." Playing jazz was a religious experience for Jimmy, his band, and his audience.

By bringing the organ into prominence and integrating the dynamics of gospel, Smith coined the term "soul jazz" - the direct antecedant of the genre that still bears its name. On top of that, Jimmy restless innovations caught the ears of Miles Davis and James Brown, both of whom went on to innovate the genres of jazz fusion and funk based on the ideas that Jimmy initially laid down.

It should be noted that Jimmy Smith only started playing the organ at age 28. By 29, he was a virtuoso. Three years later, just one year after Freddie Redd burst into the Blue Note offices, Jimmy Smith was dropping dates and touring the country in anticipation of an immense and amazing career. Jimmy Smith died of natural causes at the age of 76.

To quote the Beastie Boys, "Jimmy Smith is the man. I'm gonna kick it root down."

Essential Recordings

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  • House Party
  • The Sermon
  • Groovin' at Smalls
  • Home Cookin'
  • Cool Blues
  • Root Down

Available on Blue Note and Verve Records.

Nomo + Turtleboy

So I'm thirteen years old, chilling out to Dark Side of the Moon in my parents' basement and generally being a weird little creep. Oddly, I don't gravitate towards the 7/4 cockrockery of "Money" or even the Oz-bait wail of "The Great Gig in the Sky" nearly as much as I do the eight-minute centerpiece "Us and Them", largely due to its soaring chorus, languorous pacing, odd spoken asides and lush arrangement. The key to that arrangement, of course, is Dick Parry's mournful sax wailing throughout. At that age, I'd never heard a jazz instrument used on a rock song in quite that way (as an emotional rather than propulsive/percussive tool) and my underdeveloped brain was thoroughly blown. Journeys through my parents' record collection, including Weather Report and Mahavishnu Orchestra, didn't yield similar reactions…too jazz-leaning, which I simply did not have the patience for.

Flash forward about eight years - I'm a music student, and I discover that I hate jazz students. They seem to universally hold their particular art form to be the apex of all musical expression, with its complex polyrhythms and modal progressions and general inaccessibility to the average joe. This only serves to reinforce my willful ignorance of the whole discipline of jazz - despite my lingering fondness for jazz instrumentation. It's around this time that the sax starts to creep back into pop music here and there, like in its 1980s form but with crisper production values - I'm thinking of stuff like Mystery Jets' "Two Doors Down" and The Killers' "I Can't Stay." I also stumble upon an odd (and undeniably half-baked) Decemberists b-side called "The Day I Knew You'd Not Come Back," which featured a moody, eight-minute sax-led segment. Not jazz, therefore acceptable. (Again, we're talking bias here, not fact.)

So it was with trepidation that I approached this double-header of jazz-leaning projects - Montreal's Turtleboy and Michigan's Nomo. Turtleboy are an odd trio - just sax, guitar, and drums, no bass. They leap right to my pleasure centers all at once - their sound is deeply melodic, structured and disciplined - no extended jams or ponderous time-changes here. They get surprising mileage out of their sparse lineup, alternating between sprightly, rhythmically inclined pieces and mood-driven ballads. They exhibit a striking lack of pretension. Unfortunately, their set ends quickly, and I didn't spot any merch…bummer.

Nomo I was more familiar with. Touring here in support of their new record Invisible Cities, Nomo specialize in a peculiar blend of jazz, afro-pop and instrumental rock that is, as far as I know, entirely their own, and unfortunately entirely unsuited to the Green Room's seated layout. My show notes most effortlessly describe my impressions:

ridiculous groove
rhythms upon polyrhythms
trance-like
why am I sitting down?
feeling tired
maybe the beer

The seven-strong Michigan crew, mic stands adorned with assorted metallic paraphernalia, efficiently plowed through cuts principally taken from Cities as well as their 2007 breakthrough Ghost Rock. I want to be into it, I really do - their musicianship is undeniable, the grooves pop, and most of all I don't want to be so hopelessly square. Alas, the seating conspires against me and my eyes start to feel heavy. Someday the saxophones are gonna win for real, though.

Santigold + Trouble Andrew + Amanda Blank

Even though I'm a born and raised Montrealer, I have always had a special place in my heart for Brooklyn, New York.  Memories of travelling to get there for shopping and visiting family are as vivid to me as if they happened yesterday. That said, I identify vicariously with any hip hop song or artist that makes reference to Brooklyn. 

I have missed Santigold's previous Montreal performances and did not want to miss the June 4 show at Metropolis.  In retrospect, I really must not have wanted to miss it because I was at the venue nearly an hour before show time.  The goal was to be there early enough to catch the show and to buy a copy of either Santogold or opening act Amanda Blank's music in the lobby.  To my disappointment and possibly others, the only music available for purchase was other opening act Trouble Andrew. 

I have seen Amanda Blank's name on blogs for months but finally got to hear her music.  Her lyrics were not very audible, but the sexual inneundo and gyrations were loud and clear.  I can well imagine just how graphic the lyrics are when I get around to hearing her recorded material. 

Trouble Andrew performed next with an original and unusual set.  I had not heard of them before, but discovered Santigold recorded a song with them when I visited the booth where their merchandise was sold.  I was hoping they would perform the song live for us, but it did not happen.  The crowd enjoyed Trouble Andrew as did I, in anticipation of Santigold. 

After Trouble Andrew's set, I ran into a former classmate who I had run into previously at another concert.  He said what most have said about Santigold.  He said that her debut was one of the best releases of 2008 and named individual tracks he was anticipating to hear live. 

My former classmate and I were not the only ones eagerly awaiting Santigold's appearance on stage.  The crowd nearly went into a frenzy upon seeing her.  Her attire was reminiscent of late 1980s Golden Era Hip Hop.  It was as if she were bringing the essence of Salt-N-Pepa, MC Lyte and Roxanne Shante to the present day or at least paying tribute to them. 

On the subject of songs waiting for to be performed, “Anne” was on the short list of what I burned and yearned to hear.  Amazingly, the live performance was as chilling as the recorded version.  That made me realize how and why she packed Metropolis that night.  “Say Aha” made everyone go wild!  “L.E.S. Artistes” was my introduction to her music and was nice to experience live. 

The song I waited for the most, that made my 2008 Best-Of list, that starts with the four magic words "Brooklyn, We Go Hard" that Jay-Z used to help make more of an anthem is “Shove It”. When I heard the song for the first time, it solidified my interest and respect for Santigold for many reasons.  The production of the song is incredible and the vocal delivery is spellbinding.  Lastly, the first four words of the song have become etched into hip hop history by a not necessarily a hip-hopartist from Brooklyn.

Steve Earle

Right now the popular music scene has seen a revival of country and folk acts. Oddly enough, a few older punk rockers are making some interesting strives with the likes of Drag the River, Tim Barry, Saw Wheel, Wayne the Train Hancock & Hank Williams III leading the way. Ask anyone of them who have influenced their music, and I’ll bet dollars to donuts, they’ll say Steve Earle. One of the greatest living songwriters on the planet, Steve Earle was in town on July 9th to bring not only his brand of rebellious folk country, but the music of his friend and mentor, Townes Van Zandt.

It was a seated affair, which at first seemed odd, but as he took the stage armed with a nothing but an acoustic guitar and a shining spotlight, it seemed only fitting that we sit back and take in the knowledge he was about to bestow upon us.

During the course of the evening, Earle explained how he met Van Zandt in 1972, and how shy he was to even speak to him. He recounted the story of how Van Vandt “took up the whole first row” at one of his shows and heckled Earle to play "Wabash Cannonball". Earle confessed he didn’t know it, but decided to shut him up by playing the Van Vandt song "Mr. Mudd and Mr. Gold".

Those in attendance were lucky to hear songs that did not make it onto his newest album Townes. Steve had picked 28 songs the night before recording for his 2-disc set, but was only able to record 15 songs for the finished product. You could hear it in his voice through the stories he would tell, that Earle felt Townes Van Zandt deserved much more recognition than he got, and that he was grateful to be playing his friend’s songs to a new audience every night. As Earle said, “Van Zandt was a blues singer”, but not in the traditional way of blues where you state the problem, repeat the problem, and come up with no real solution. Van Zandt said there were two kinds of music. “The blues and zippity doo-dah, and this ain’t no zippity doodah”.

Of course Earle also ran through his classics, tracks taken from 1986's Guitar Town, 1990's Copperhead Road,  1995's Train A Comin as well as many other of his releases.

The almost 2 hour set saw the crowd singing enthusiastically along to “Devil’s Right Hand” and “I Ain’t Never Satisfied”. Little can be said about this show other than inspiring.

So, please do yourself a favor and check out Townes, along with Steve’s other classics from his extended discography. Also feel free to dig even deeper into the Van Zandt catalog, you won’t regret it. Earle was spot on in every way that night, and hey... He even said our food was better here in Quebec than in Ontario. The man knows what he’s talking about.

Heaven and Hell

It is often hard to come up with the right words to describe heavy metal music. The words 'crushing', 'brutal' and 'dark' are often conjured up from the heads of writers… they are the go-to choices that evoke cheap imagery and simple cop-outs. Sometimes, though, these words are necessary evils that genuinely reflect the music, and in The Devil You Know's case, these words also manage to reflect the package as a whole. The word dark, in particular, matches the thematic qualities of the album.

Heaven and Hell (perhaps better known to the masses as Black Sabbath circa Mob Rules, substituting Ozzy Osbourne and drummer Bill Ward for the mighty Ronnie James Dio and skinman Vinnie Appice) have managed to put out 10-song set of semi-remarkable, though interchangeable tunes. From the very first beat of album opener Atom & Evil, the band chugs along at a medium pace, never speeding up or slowing down, moving as a singular, tired-sounding unit.

The big problem is the fact that H&H tread too deep into familiar waters, borrowing liberally from the three records put out while Dio fronted the band in order to make an album that is recognizable yet completely pedestrian, devoid of any true exploration that could make this release enjoyable. The comfort in the familiar is abundant, as drummer Appice's roomy drums and Tony Iommi's familiar guitar tone are immediately noticeable and identifiable to anyone who's spent 2 minutes with any of their prior records.

The theatricality of Dio's vocal delivery are in full force as he delivers the stories he's concocted, his favourite themes (mortality, the perils of the unknown and the questionning that comes with religious faith) humbly served up as if he were a priest in front of a jet black pulpit. The lyrics and Dio's delivery add a pseudo-mystical element to the music, a darkness that stands in stark contrast to Ozzy, the band's other longest-running singer. He and co-lyricist Bill Ward spoke of present problems through thinly-veiled metaphors, while Dio is head-over-heels steeped deep in the fantasy realm, a world of devils and magic, a world where stories are much more important than the facts they're based upon.

Iommi's seemingly given up on trying to re-find The Riff, the memorable and catchy piece of music that sets the tone for the rest of the song. He takes a backseat to Dio's vocal gymnastics, offering a musical counterpart that Dio's soaring vocals can match up with. Instead of anything truly original, Iommi instead serves up muscular slabs of sustaining chords and the occasional great solo. Workmanlike would be an apt description for his contribution to the album, far from the heights he achieved in the first 10 years of the band's existence, churning out riffs that defined a genre ('Paranoid', 'Iron Man', and 'Snowblind' are but a few) and instead resigns himself to hiding in the background, only coming out to shine during a few moments (the intro to '’Follow The Tears’' comes to mind).

It's not that this is a bad record, because it evidently isn't, it just has all of the markings of a band unsure on how to please themselves and their fans, so they stick to a familiar formula that doesn't deviate from prior material…creating a familiar yet boring release.

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