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Nunavut Man Sentenced to Two Years for Graveyard Indecency

 

In bizarre news, a Nunavut man has been sentenced to two years in prison for indecently interfering with human remains.

The forty-one year old admitted to having sexual intercourse with the body shortly after it was buried.

The man said that he was at the cemetery visiting his mother’s grave when he saw the open coffin.

Crown prosecutors and lawyers had a hard time finding legal precedents to work with for the case.

They could not find any cases similar to this one in Canadian and British case law.

The man, who already has a previous conviction for sexual assault, will also serve three years probation.

 

Matt Cooke Faces Suspension

Pittsburg Penguin Matt Cooke will keep his skates off the ice for what’s left of the season. Cooke was suspended for the rest of the season after elbowing New York Ranger Ryan McDonagh on Sunday.

McDonagh wasn’t seriously hurt by the hit.

Cooke will miss the next 10 season games and the first round of the playoffs. The NHL vice president says this wasn’t the first time Cooke misbehaved and he deserves the suspension.

Cooke has a history of playing dirty. Last March he hit Boston Bruins player Marc Savard, forcing him to miss the rest of the season.

The Penguins general manager says Cooke had already been warned there’s no room for head shots in hockey. He says the Penguins support the NHL’s decision to suspend Cooke.

Political Science students head to the polls

PSSA

Political Science students will be heading to the polls to elect a new executive Tuesday and Wednesday. A couple familiar faces will be running for President.

Former ASFA President and CSU Councillor candidate for Team Action Aaron Green. And this year’s ASFA VP Finance runner-up Pier-Luc Therrien Peloquin will duke it out for the position. Green heads team Dynamic while Peloquin is pulling for Team Voice.

Political Science students are invited to vote on the 12th floor of the Hall building.

Quebec avoiding a nuclear disaster

A Quebec coalition wants to permanently close the province’s only nuclear facility due to the crisis in Japan. The coalition of politicians and activists says Quebec’s Gentilly-two power plant is too dangerous to maintain. They met in Montreal to discuss their mutual goal in ending any further investment in the power plant.

 

The coalition includes the Parti Quebecois, Quebec Solidaire, scientists and environmentalists. Their opposition to the power plant started before the Japan tsunami disaster. It is also timed with the deadline for submissions to the Canadian Nuclear Safety Commission.

 

Coalition spokesman Michel Duguay says the risk of a Quebec tsunami is very low. But any other kind of accident, like a pipe break, could happen at any moment with horrible consequences.

 

Gentilly-two currently delivers about three percent of Quebec’s overall need for power.

St Patrick's Day festivities: a success!

Montrealers came out to attend the 178th St, Patrick's Day parade on Sunday. The parade started of at Fort Street at noon and ended a little before three at Phillips Square.

The show went on this year with no incidents. Last year, a 20 year old man from laval suffered a tragic death during the parade. Measures of prevention were hicked up this year with an additional fifteen thousand dollars spent on security.

St. Patrick was an Irish blessing this year. It is reported that the parade was an upbeat one despite last year’s tragedy.

Photo by: Erica Fisher

March 21st 2011

Read by Correntine Rivoire

Produced by Gareth Sloan

Stories by Correntine Rivoire, Chris Hanna and Sarah El Fangary

Haiti heads to the polls

Haitians went to the polls on Sunday to vote for a new president. Preliminary results will be announced March 31. 

The two candidates were a musician and a former first lady. Michel “Sweet Micky” Martelly is a recording artist with no public office experience. Mirlande Manigat is former Haitian President Leslie Manigat’s wife. He was in office for four months in 1988. Mirlande Manigat is also a former senator. She has been involved in Haitian politics for some time. 

Allegations of fraud and voter intimidation plagued the November preliminary elections. This round of voting ran much more smoothly. But whoever will be victorious will still face many challenges. Haiti is still recovering from last year’s earthquake. It has also been plagued by poverty and corruption for decades. Voters said they wanted moral, diligent and competent leadership.

Libya Declares Ceasefire

Libya declared a fresh ceasefire on Sunday. This came after a day of bombardment from Western forces, trying to protect civilians from government troops. Libyan leader Muammar Gaddafi has been using tanks and artillery to try to crush an uprising against his four-decade rule.

Minutes before the army spokesman made the announcement, heavy anti-aircraft gunfire boomed above central Tripoli, followed by machinegun fire. The Libyan government in Tripoli had already announced a ceasefire last week, but Western powers accused Gaddafi of breaking the truce.

Down With Webster + Sweet Thing + The Envy + 2AM Club @ Metropolis

TEENAGERS! The first thing I realized about Down With Webster was their uncanny teenage fan base. The show was a sea of hormone driven kids, none above the age of 17. Although scary and headache inducing, it wasn't a surprise. Number one: young teenagers are the only ones left who buy CDs off the shelves like candy. Number two: Down With Webster's sound is like a herding call for youngins. After watching the group of girls in front of me braid each others hair for thirty minutes, the lights finally turned off, the screams got to a glass shattering pitch and the show commenced.

The first band to hit the stage was 2AM Club. I had no idea who they were but that could have just been my ignorance (come on, there are so many bands out there!). The teens in the concert hall seemed to know who they were 'cause they erupted like it was the Easter bunny himself on stage. Not much can be said about this band, other than they had a sound that has been echoing through the pop music industry for a while. Although they have a bit of hip-hop flavor in their sound, they still came off a bit generic (man I hate that overused word). I found myself tossing and turning, but the rest of the audience was dancing like never before. Maybe I missed something?

Now for the second act: a group called The Envy hit the stage with a cool original introduction. The lights were going down, some voice echoed through the hall and two banners with the band's logo (crossed fingers) waved on stage. Well I had my fingers crossed too, hoping this band would keep me from diving face first into my palms. And they did just that. After seeing past the weird half t-shirt, half undershirt thing the lead singer was wearing, I realized his voice and their sound were, as teens would say, "epic." They looked kind of young too, which was cool because it meant they still had time to grow.

Finally they were done and it was time for Down With Webster – not. Another band came out who were not DWW (that's what the cool kids call Down with Webster). Take note promoters, or whoever this may concern: artists should never have more than two opening acts; after the second, people start to get restless and begin to care less, which makes for an annoyed crowd. Sweet Thing came on stage, and at this point even the hormone-injected kids had lost their energy, so the cheering and clapping had mellowed down a notch. Now this band I really liked; the lead singer had interesting, eccentric moves and their sound was much more grown-up and wise. Unfortunately, they seemed out of place. The crowd wasn't buying it as much as an older crowd (like me) would have. Maybe they should have opened for Metric? Although when they played their most popular song, "Change of Seasons" (which can be heard in the movie Easy A), the crowd did seem to have woken up a bit. They finished, and it was now time for what we all came here for.

Down With Webster came out with a bang. The way they tossed around their energy and made it bounce off the walls of the venue was like no other. There was a lot happening on stage, but it was just the right amount. What I appreciated most aside from the ridiculous amount of energy was the combination of hip-hop and rock. It felt like they were breaking barriers with every song they sang.

 

If you know down with Webster then you know that they aren't just a two-man act; in fact there are seven of them. That's right, 7 members, each equally important. They're full of different faces and identities, and it’s refreshing. It gets tiresome watching bands with members that all look and act the same. Just when I thought it couldn't get any better, the drummer, Marty, began to kick it with a drum solo. They covered songs like Drake's "Over,” Wiz Khalifa's "Black and Yellow” to a song by Pavarotti. And let me tell you, it was incredible and entertaining. In the end I found myself writing down songs so I'd remember to check them out when I got home. I soon realized that I had basically written down every song from their album.

-Brandon C co-hosts SoReal Radio on Sundays from 12-2pm

Jump 4 Hope

Jump 4 Hope Poster

Gospel Unlimited presents the benefit concert Jump Up 4 Hope, March 27th at Kin Oasis, 808 Beaubien The event will help finance 2 major projects in Congo. First is the Hope Hospital which will provide access to affordable quality care. The clinic will also provide free health care to all children 5 and under. The second project Les Copines D'abord, is a shelter for young women.

Doors at 6:30, show at 7:00. Tickets are $10 in advanced or $15 at the door. For more information call 514-882-2700 or e-mail g2priduction@bell.net.

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