
My walk to "Le Salon Vert” was an interesting one.
Walking on upper St. Laurent, being distracted by all the really cheap Indian restaurants, my senses were cut off by a mass group of interesting people gathered outside a gallery exploding with indie music and laser lights. For a brief moment I thought to myself that this concert might actually be pretty exciting, with all the glimmer and interesting-looking people.
Unfortunately, this awesome venue was not the Green Room. I continued walking down the street and then I recognized a tiny group of smokers, clad with punk attire that always reminds me of Middle Ages garb. The Green Room is a grungy bar with a tiny platform for performers. The place wasn’t even filled and it reeked of body odor, I badly wanted to unleashed an Axe-spray bomb into the crowd.
The two opening bands, Unfun and another whose name I couldn’t wrap my ears around, because the music, if you can call it that, blockaded my eardrums and prevented any sound from entering. A slight exaggeration yes, but these two opening bands were unbearable. I have no clue how anyone around me could even make out the lyrics, if they even had any, or could relate to the angry smashing and ghoulish screams they were making.
What was nice about the Green Room was that they close doors at midnight, the opening bands started at 9:30, I couldn’t wait for Pierced Arrows to finally get on that stage, so I could get the hell out of there.
Finally Pierced Arrows on the stage. Pierced Arrows was originally a band in the '80s that combined garage rock, punk and country and originally called themselves Dead Moon. The original Dead Mooners, singers/guitarists/songwriters Fred Cole and Toody Cole, which have reached a prime age of retirement, still kick it in Pierced Arrows with Kelly Halliburton on drums. These veteran artists know how to excite the crowd. I found it interesting that there would be a rock/punk band, in which the lead singer is married to one of the members. It totally goes against the image of the life of a rock-star who sleeps with all his groupies.
As happy as the crowd was to hear this veteran band, I couldn’t decide what was worse, their terrible combination of genres that came out sounding like garbage or their saggy skin flowing back and forth on stage. I do give them credit for fighting the years to stay young, but their uncouth appearances just gave me the feeling that I was watching a group of junkies ranting on and making a racket.
After a few songs, I could not take this genre of music anymore. I decided that I would sacrifice the chance of seeing them eating a vampire bat or resurrecting the dead, I quickly ran to the door and went to Reggie’s bar, anticipating the cheap beer and slightly quieter music.
-David A.
Read and Produced by Gareth Sloan
News package by Sarah Deshaies
Stories written by Emily Brass and Jose Espinoza
Beard Of The Week is a column of life, music, people, and their beards. Each week Lachlan Fletcher of The Subplot and Unabridged will give you a great beard and shed some light on its significance, hopefully helping both the bearded and unbearded alike down the road to enlightenment.

Scott Niedermayer
Read by Corentine Rivoire
Produced by Drew Pascoe
News package by Emily Brass
Stories written by Jose Espinoza and Corentine Rivoire

Do job interviews make you nervous? Are you ever unsure of what to wear or what to say?
Tune in to Sunny Side Up with Adam and Kim this Tuesday to get all the tips you need from personal image consultant Monica de Liz.
You can also sign up to Monica's lecture at Concordia, Backpack-to-Briefcase; Dressing for Success
Wednesday Dec. 10 2010
4:30 p.m.-6 p.m.
Henry F. Hall Building, room H-767 (Faculty Lounge)

THE REAKTOR’S MUSICAL PICS OF THE WEEK!!
CJLO is known for its diversity, especially when it comes to music…so here is a little dose of what the REAKTOR is playing this week!!
Check it out, some songs are new, others are old but that is the beauty of music and CJLO… it is ageless, so read and listen on! Revamp that iPod/mp3 player or walkman, of yours and prepare yourself for an eargasm of musical happiness!
The Noisettes
New RPM, it’s got a rock/alt edge to it and makes you want to dance upper torso style!
Check out their video http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9qfmGokiPe8&feature=related
Their album is awesome and if you’re a fan of La Roux and Pheonix I’m sure you’ll approve!
BEAR in HEAVEN
I love this album, it’s dark and poppy and the song lovesick teenagers is reminiscent of The Labyrinth, haunting and disturbingly interesting and yet kid friendly!
If you like The Cure, Sea Wolf and Longwave, then definitely give them a listen!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VGS7vNLhxNA
PHEONIX
Everyones new favorite band and with good reason!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4rbGj4_qYgI
Sharon Jones and the Dap Kings
This OLD SCHOOL style band from the 60’s gets re-edited and re-released…in other words, the best of Motown you’ll ever hear in this day and age. Do you like R&B, soulful music from the '50s and all around amazing music? I thought so… now go take a listen!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EB69Ij5X6AE
OBJECT OF THE WEEK???!!!
The monocle. Why? Because you look smart and debonair while wearing it!
Don’t forget if you’re in a musical rut, never fear –because CJLO is always here!

To all Cool Cats of the disc siftin’ record liftin’ vinyl retrieving age. I know most of you go loopy for obscure Jazz riffs and rare funk recordings. If you are only beginning to discover the beauty in what lies beneath those tried and true hip-hop favourites than this would be a good time to sit down and listen to the original tracks that of the most, and least respected, hip hop artists have dabbled in order to create the funk-Jazz-Rock and other types of fusion. Where are the beats procured? I have dug superficially this time to procure 5 excellent tracks for a more refined ear to hear. The list consists of artist, name of original track, the record label on which it was released, and the year of release. I will match each with a hip hop track where you can find a sample of the original recording. I will also give the equivalent information-wise on the hip-hop track.
1. Mad Lads - No Strings Attached (Volt 1969) Vs. De La Soul - Change In Speak (Tommy Boy/Warner Bros. 1989)
2. Weldon Irvin - We Gettin' Down (RCA 1974) Vs. A Tribe Called Quest - Award Tour (Jive 1993)
3. George Mccrae - I Get Lifted (RCA Victor 1974) Vs. Pete Rock - Pete’s Jazz (BBE Records 2001)
4. Blackbyrds - Rock Creek Park (Fantasy 1975) Vs. De La Soul - Ghetto Thang (Tommy Boy/Warner Bros. 1989)
5. Lamont Dozier - The Picture will never Change (Fantasy 1992) Vs. Pharoahe Monch - Desire (Street Records Corporation/Universal Motown Records 2007)
Warning: It may be frustrating to find some of these songs but if you come across them it is pretty rewarding. That being said: Happy Hunt!
Read and produced by Nicholas Fiscina
Stories written by Matthew Sarah Phelps, David Adelman and Gareth Sloan

I never gave Ludacris a second thought when he first entered the game.
When Back for the First Time dropped in 2000 I was less than impressed. "What’s Your Fantasy" was a hit but there was nothing impressive about him. When Word of Mouf was released a year later I saw that he had enough, at least in terms of radio capability, to stick around for a while.
Nevertheless, he was unproven as a true MC in my eyes. It wasn’t until Release Therapy in 2006 that I began seeing the maturing and growth of not just someone who can make hit songs, but of someone who can make substantive music. "Runaway Love" had social commentary that Luda never attempted to touch on before. "Tell It Like It Is" and "War with God" also showed a more introspective side. Theatre of the Mind continued to show lyrical growth.
Now Battle of the Sexes derails all the progress. The album is chocked full of sure-fire club bangers and songs that will hit #1 on iTunes instantly ("How Low" has already gone platinum). The Nicki Minaj and Flo Rida-assisted album is obviously aimed at the charts and not at artistic advancement; at radio and not headphones.
It’s safe to say that Luda is in a different mind frame. His Conjure cognac has him in a party mentality and he clearly wants to have fun on his seventh go-round. There’s nothing wrong with a little fun, but when an artist is clearly capable of so much more, it’s difficult to hear a dumbed down version of them.

Sade - Soldier Of Love
Helen Folasade Adu was busy making smooth jams while the majority of you were still living inside your fathers' ballsacks. From 1984 onwards, Adu (known more famously as Sade, also the name of her band, confusingly enough) has been crafting passionate ballads in search of ways to perfect her signature sound, which came to life on 1992's Love Deluxe. The reclusive artist, who comes around and hands the world an album every decade or so, continues to slowly evolve, introducing subtle electronica elements to her music. The album's title track (and first single) is classic Sade, big on drums, reverbed percussive elements and vocal melodies, indicative of the direction of the rest of the album. Though the majority of Soldier Of Love sounds eerily similar to her previous work, the record retains enough enjoyable elements of her sound that it may be forgiven. Just call her the AC/DC of smooth R&B.
-Brian Hastie

Crime In Stereo - I Was Trying To Describe You To Someone
As Ralph Waldo Emerson once wrote, "We change, whether we like it or not." In this case, I assume that by the first "We," he also meant "our favourite bands."
All of you who expect a punk band—a living organism comprised of living organisms—to stay exactly the same over long periods of time are kidding yourselves. Some do it, sure. But that's not art, that's a business model. Picasso went through periods both Blue and Rose in a five-year span. Why anyone would want Crime in Stereo to put out Explosives and the Will to Use Them 2.0 now, in 2010, is beyond me, though I know that some of you must harbour such a desire in your twisted title hearts. In any case, some punk bands are more into change than others (Propagandhi, Thrice, Brand New, I'm looking at you guys) and CiS, if their fourth full-length, I Was Trying to Describe You to Someone, is anything to go on, is another band in that vein.
The bulk of the work is done already, of course. 2008's fabulous Is Dead was a reasonably radical break from their previous sound (and I'm not just talking about the dance beats in "Small Skeletal"); a much more drastic departure from the very solid but relatively unambitious The Troubled Stateside than I Was Trying to Describe You to Someone is from Is Dead. Even so, there are still little shifts here—and seemingly all of them come at the expense of the more straight-forward melodic hardcore sound found in their earliest work.
There's the sonic backmasking that goes on during the climax of "Drugwolf," undoubtedly one of the standout tracks on the album. There's the, dare I say it, Nirvana-esque chorus of first single "Not Dead." There's the acoustic singalong of the heartrendingly beautiful "Young," and the re-worked "Dark Island City," a slowed-down, elongated and de-clawed version of the all-too-short little riffgasm that appeared on The Troubled Stateside, with just as many lyrics as the original.
The band has not, however, severed their ties with their older material. On track eight, "Republica," Kristian Hallbert twice sings "I think I'm starting to…" and it's hard not to mentally finish his lines with "relate… / To these troubled states." "Not Dead" seems as obvious a rebuttal to the title of their last album as is possible, and the aforementioned "Dark Island City" is a nod to—and update on—a song first released almost 4 years ago. The lyrics, which mix the personal with the political, the private with the public, in as beautiful and haunting a fashion as I think I've seen anywhere in punk, are vintage Crime in Stereo in their tone, but seem a like definite improvement on past outings. These guys haven't forgotten their past, but they certainly aren't wallowing in it.
I Was Trying to Describe You to Someone is a very strong album, and there's likely enough melodic hardcore on it to satisfy even some of the old-school HXC die-hard fans. Nevertheless, it represents a slight evolution of their sound, and a clear step towards a more diverse sonic palette, not unlike Blacklisted's wonderfully varied 2009 full No One Deserves to Be Here More Than Me. Though both records feature somewhat ridiculous album art, if this is the new hardcore, sign me up for more.
-Alex Manley

Massive Attack - Heligoland
It is refreshing to hear a new album from a duo such as Massive attack that has been around a couple of decades now. Heligoland is an album that remains true to Massive’s approach to trip-hop. The album leaves a lot of leeway stylistically. It chooses a strangely eclectic status by featuring many guest collative vocalists (on all but two tracks). The album is rendered something more of a joint effort which partially explains the variations in style. Each song was different from the rest not only in consequence of pooled effort but because of a confusing combination of varied time signatures, ambient noise and alternative pop riffs. The music kind of catchy but leaves you with the impression that you only have a certain tolerance for Massive Attack. Because the album is downbeat it would work to see a comedy after listening, nevertheless I believe that Massive attack was considerate enough to leave any DJ with an album which has potential for further electronic interpretation.
-Reem Wehbe