
It's the end of another academic year, and that means: THE DIEGO AWARDS!
Named after a volunteer who sadly left the station to pursue their dreams (we miss you, Diego Ferro!), the CJLO Diegos is an annual awards ceremony created to celebrate a year of hard work and quality programming that our amazing DJs and Volunteers put into CJLO day after day. So let's celebrate their dedication and tireless effort to making CJLO 1690 AM a quality radio station, and also celebrate independent media and community radio at large.
Aaaaaaand the nominees are...
The MAPL Award
...for top Canadian Content supporter (that isn't a show dedicated to CanCon, such as Best of the West and Champions of the Local Scene).
Killer Baby Tomatoes
The Noisy Loft
Burnt Offerings
World Beat News
The CBC 3 Award
...for Top NewCon supporter (excluding Charts & Crafts)
Feel Good Hit of the Summer
The Commonwealth Conundrum
Sublime State of Doom
Killer Baby Tomatoes
The Keener Award
...for Excellence in Volunteer Commitment
Joana Cumo
Saturn De Los Angeles
Mourad Bennacer
Carmen Rachiteanu
Tom Matukala
The Absolutely Fabulous PR Award
...for constantly repping your show, the station, and consistently taking initiative in organizing and promoting events with CJLO
Mourad Bennacer
Remi Caron-Liss
D-Shade
Julie Matson
Tom Matukala
Julian McKenzie
The Fox News Award
...for Excellence in Journalism
Celeste Lee
Danny Aubry
Julia Bryant
Patricia Petit Liang
The Lester Bangs Award
...for Excellence in Music Journalism
Paul Brown
Kenny Chatoor
The K-Man
Fredy Iuni
Carmen Rachiteanu
The ACE Award
...for Excellence in Online Journalism
Jocelyn Beaudet
Remi Caron-Liss
Saturn De Los Angeles
Patricia Petit Liang
Sarah Stupar
The Wayne and Schuster Award
...for Best Team (that hosts a show)
Behind the Counter
Caribbean Callaloo
The Commonwealth Conundrum Show
The Go-Go Radio Magic Show
The Starting Rotation
The CJLOL Award
...for Funniest Show
The Commonwealth Conundrum Show
Don't Mess This Up, Jacob
Fatal Attraction
New Media & Politics 2.0
The Ol' Gil Award
...for Most Underrated Show
At the Movies
Exposé
The F Hole
Gospel Unlimited
Plebeian Pleasures
The Welcome to the Jungle Award
...for Best New Show
Ashes to Ashes
Impossible Music
Mammoth Grooves
Vibe$tation
Waves of Honey
The CBC Award
...for On-Air Professionalism
Saturn De Los Angeles (Shibuya Crossing)
Colin Harris (Killer Baby Tomatoes)
Fredy Iuni (Hiway 1)
Matt Leitman (Radio Fun)
Patricia Petit-Liang (Fatal Attraction)
Stephanie Saretsky (Maiden Voyage)
The Maury Povich Award
...for Best Talk Show
Conversations
Fatal Attraction
New Media & Politics 2.0
Sports Grind
The Starting Rotation
The Lucky Dube Award
...for Best World Show
Anatomy of Caribbean Music
Caribbean Callaloo
The Live Wire Show
More Fyah
The Niche Award
...for Best Specialty Show
Beyond the Black Rainbow
Brave New Jams
The F Hole
Maiden Voyage
Shibuya Crossing
The Richard D. James Award
...for Best RPM Show
Aloof Future
Autobeat
In the Club
Je Suis TBA
Mammoth Grooves
The Yank Crime Award
...for Best Rock Show
The Feel Good Hit of the Summer
The Go-Go Radio Magic Show
Hiway 1
Killer Baby Tomatoes
Plebeian Pleasures
The Bad News Brown Award
...for Best Hip Hop Show
Beats from the East
The Limelight
Something for the Radio
Stroll Around the Groove
The Smelt Your Face Award
...for Best Metal Show
Beyond That Graveyard! III
Burnt Offerings
BVST
The Noisy Loft
Sublime State of Doom
Good Luck to All Our Nominees!
by Emeline Vidal
Hosted by: Emeline Vidal
Stories by: Emeline Vidal, Julian McKenzie, Catlin Spencer
Produced by: Emeline Vidal

I'm the Metal Director at CJLO, so you might be asking what I'd be doing reviewing a Counting Crows show. Well, long story short, my friend asked the Magazine Editor if they could get tickets, and they ended up not being able to go, so I had to take the tickets from him. It really doesn't matter who this friend was—we'll call him "A. Wieler"... wait, no, let me try again... "Andrew W"—suffice it to say that it wasn't me who asked for these tickets, because that would be lame, and as Metal Director I couldn't very well ask for tickets to go see a '90s radio-friendly close to adult contemporary band like the Counting Crows, even if their first album, August and Everything After, was great. Even if two albums later, for This Desert Life, they made another fantastic record, and even if the new album, Somewhere Under Wonderland, is pretty solid for the first half or so. So, to be incredibly clear, I did not intentionally ask for tickets to see this band mere days after it being announced.
Editor's Note: Andrew did in fact ask for tickets the week after this concert was announced.
So now that this bit of unpleasantness and clarification is out of the way, let's talk about this show, which again, I was forced to go to.
I arrived at the show at 8:15. The show was set to start at 8, so I thought I'd have ample time to walk up to the balcony at Metropolis and enjoy some good old fashioned sittin'. However, to my wonder and amazement the place was PACKED. Upstairs, downstairs, it didn't matter. There were people everywhere, which I couldn't fathom based on the fact that a) tickets to the show were 60 goddamn dollars, and b) this band was very popular in the '90s. It became clear that most of these people were probably going to their "one show a year" that I suppose everyone who used to see bands gets to at some point in their life based on the fact that no one really seemed clear as to how to act at a concert. For instance, you don't just shove your way through people like you're a bulldozer; you're supposed to use a bit of courtesy, whether it's to move slowly or, heaven forbid, politely ask someone to move.
Anyway... the first band, Twin Forks, are a folk band from Boca Raton, Florida. If you like Mumford and Sons, you would probably like this. What I didn't realize about this band was that the lead singer is Chris Carrabba from Dashboard Confessional. Of course, *scoff* I don't like that band either because all the music I like is totally legit and a guy with a guitar that sings about heartbreak is so totally not something I would listen to. My thoughts watching the band went in this order: "this is what The Gaslight Anthem would sound like if they lost they're balls," followed by, "Where are all the mason jars full of vegetables they decided to pickle to go along with the rest of their hipster lifestyle?" I guess looking back it makes sense (in the form of inoffensive folk that they make) that they'd look like they did, and musically they seemed to know how to handle their instruments, but ultimately it left a lot to be desired.
Also, the crowd, who again had no idea how to act, literally had hundreds of conversations over the band while they tried to play. They were basically a glorified bar band for their set, which they took amazingly in stride, and I respect them greatly for.
After that, the Counting Crows came on stage. Adam Duritz came out and started chewing one of five sticks of gum that he'd continually be chomping on through the whole show. They played the biggest hits, including "Mr. Jones", relatively early I might add, and "A Long December", as well as a huge amount off of the new album, Somewhere Under Wonderland. What I failed to realize is how hard Adam makes it to sing along to songs, you know, if you're not someone totally legit and cool like me who would never know all the words to "Mr. Jones" since that would be totally lame. He sings all of the songs differently than on the albums, which I guess to be fair, if you had to sing "A Long December" every tour date since it hit big in 1996, wouldn't you want to do something to make it somewhat interesting?
All in all, between seven band members, nine different instruments, and two hours of solid songs, the show was pretty good. I left feeling pretty happy that I had requested ticket... I mean that my friend couldn't go or whatever I previously said above. Anyway, if it comes by you, I can't tell you if it's 60 dollars good, but it's not not 60 dollars good either.
--Andrew Wieler's friend hosts Grade A Explosives, every Sunday at 4 PM on CJLO. You should tune in, because, let's face it, what else is there to do?

Tune in to Champions of the Local Scene on Wednesday, May 20th at 6 PM for a live in-studio session and interview with the Boy Friends! Hear brand new tracks and their new single "Finer Points". Stick around until the very end when we get Men & Volts on the line to talk about their album Tramps in Bloom.
Photo by: Lesya Nakoneczny instagram.com/lesyanak

Tune in to Anatomy of Caribbean Music this Saturday, May 23rd at 8 PM EST for an interview with Reggae artist Syd Perry! Be sure to catch Syd when he plays in Montreal this Thursday, May 21st at L'Escalier Café (552 Sainte-Catherine E.) with Mawe YaBahari on the Reggae Traveler Tour 2015.

Montreal has no shortage of festivals. There are so many in fact that some might not even land on your radar screen. Don't let that be the case with the upcoming Montreal Sketchfest! From May 21st to the 30th, Le Nouveau International is producing the 10th Anniversary of Montreal Sketchfest at Theatre St. Catherine (264 Sainte-Catherine E.) and the Montreal Improv Theatre (3697 Saint-Laurent). For those of you who are not familiar with sketch comedy, think Saturday Night Live or This Hour Has 22 Minutes – short vignettes of crazy characters, designed for maximum laughs in quick succession. Sketch comedy is always zany, high energy, and lots of fun!
A 10th Anniversary is kind of a big deal, and Le Nouveau International seems to have pulled out all the stops to bring Montreal a top-notch line up. This year the festival includes 60 local and out-of-town improv troupes from Toronto, Vancouver, New York, and Philadelphia, spread out over 10 days of laughter. Some highlights to look forward to include the award-winning, Toronto-based Falcon Powder, who count among their achievements a Canadian Comedy Award, as well as Best of the Fest in Toronto Sketchfest and LA Sketchfest. Also on the line-up, Peter n' Chris, a three-time Canadian Comedy Award winning sketch troupe from Vancouver BC who have contributed to The Irrelevant Show, CBC Punchline, and CollegeHumor, plus The Dead Dads Club from the highly-acclaimed UCB Theatre in New York.
This edition of Sketchfest will also include a special Women in Comedy Panel co-presented by Sketchfest, No More Radio, and Women In Comedy Montreal. The panel will be held at 3 p.m. May 23rd, and that evening of Sketchfest will be dedicated to ladies' sketch troupes. The panel will not only be featuring performers such as Chantale Renée, Kristen Bartlett, and Dawn Ford, but also comedy producers such as Sasha Manoli from The Brunch Club and Dave Sawyer, Associate Producer of the Boston Women in Comedy Festival.
All in all, there really promises to be something for everyone at Montreal Sketchfest, including a Franco show on Friday May 22nd. The festivities open on May 21st at Theatre St. Catherine with a dynamite line up hosted by Chris Sandiford and Daniel Carin, also known as Ladies & Gentlemen, and the winners of last year's Sketchfest. Opening night also features not one, but two CJLO hosts performing as a part of Sketchfest! Jacob Greco from Don't Mess This Up Jacob (Thursdays 1 p.m.) will be performing with the his troupe HOT RAW FIRE, and Sarah Stupar from Best of the West (Thursdays 2 p.m.) will be performing with the troupe Swamp Mouth. A festival pass is available for $50, good for unlimited sketch shows for 10 nights. Each night features a few separate blocks of sketch, and double feature tickets can be purchased at the door for $20, or $12 for individual shows.
The final night on the 30th will feature awards, and a Best of the Fest presentation. For tickets and more information visit http://montrealsketchfest.com!
by Emeline Vidal
Montreal will be seeing electric busses on it's streets next fall.
The B.C. government is under scrutiny after a report revealed that it failed to provide proper assistance to a distressed First Nations teenager.
According to CBC News, children’s rights advocate Mary Ellen Turpel-Lafond urged for accountability and reform for the well-being of aboriginal youth in downtown Vancouver.
A report shows that a blind teen known as “Paige” died due to a combination of extreme substance overdose and dangerous living conditions.
Despite reaching out for help, her case was underreported and was not given the proper care.
Turpel-Lafond says that Paige’s tragic death is one of more than one hundred similar cases on file.
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The European Union is planning to launch a mission next month to destroy people-smuggling boats operating out of Libya.
According to BBC News, the plan is in response to the vast amount of illegal migrants crossing the Mediterranean Sea from Africa and the Middle East to reach Europe.
In addition to disrupting smuggling networks, the European Commission is also urging the EU to adopt quotas for housing migrants and to ease pressure on Italy, Greece and Malta.
This year alone, more than 1,800 migrants have died in the Mediterranean.
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The Southern Tablelands region of Australia experienced some rather peculiar weather is month- as millions of baby spiders rained down from the sky.
According to NBC news, the phenomenon known as “spider rain” or “angel hair” is actually not all that uncommon.
Baby spiders naturally use wind currents to travel, using their spider silk as parachutes.
Unfortunately in this case, a change in wind currents caused the spiders to fall en-masse on the rural countryside.
Hosted by: Caitlin Spencer
Stories by: Caitlin Spencer, Saturn de Los Angeles
Produced by: Emeline Vidal

Disclaimer: The opinions expressed in this article are that of the author's and do not reflect the views of CJLO 1690AM, CJLO's editorial board, or our partners and affiliates.
By now some of you may be familiar with the FHRITP debacle unravelling in Toronto. This is a trend that began in the United States with some hoax videos involving bystanders screaming "F**k Her Right In The P***y" during 'live' broadcasts. Unfortunately for humanity this 'prank' caught on, and now some people apparently make it their life's mission to hunt down news cameras and scream the very same slogan during reports. It happened recently to Shauna Hunt, a CityNews reporter while she was interviewing soccer fans at a game in Toronto. Hunt decided to confront some men before they were able to pull the same stunt and the segment was later aired. Sadly, according to Hunt, many reporters deal with this on a daily basis. In the fallout from that segment, the men who were identifiable will be subject to a one year ban from games of the Toronto Football Club, the Toronto Maple Leafs and the Toronto Raptors, who are all owned by Maple Leafs Sports and Entertainment. One man, identified by was identified as Hydro One employee Shawn Simoes actually was fired from his job over the incident.
I had a variation of this happen to me about two months ago. I was participating as a panellist on a comedy panel show here in Montreal. The panel, made up of four comedians, debates certain issues and, hopefully, makes hilarious jokes about them. The last time I participated in the show, our first topic was the FHRITP phenomenon. We talked about it, made jokes, and generally dismissed all those who participated as morons. About 15 minutes later we had moved onto another subject and as I was doing my best to crack jokes about Austerity Measures, a man in the audience, probably in his late 40's, stood up and yelled "F**k her right in the ass!" Being far less cool than Shauna Hunt, my immediate reaction was to try and fight the guy. The man was shocked by my behaviour and actually backed down, saying "No, I wasn't talking about you!" I couldn't fist fight a man backing away with his hands in the air so I had to let it slide. After the show he came up to me and apologized, saying that he hadn't meant to offend me. It was a very surreal moment. I felt the man was genuine, and it was hard for me to understand how he really didn't think beforehand that what he was doing was offensive.
This sentiment is echoed by the men Ms. Hunt speaks to in the video. One of them keeps repeating that FHRITP is not about her, that they are not talking to her, or about her, and thus they have no comprehension of she would be angry. This is a problem. These individuals at this point cannot understand that regardless of their intentions, this act is demeaning and cruel to the reporter. Their reactions illustrate that we live in a society with over-arching power structures that condone and reproduce misogyny, but is targeting individuals the most effective was to combat this power imbalance? Should misogyny be a fireable offence?
Subjecting these men to a year long ban from all Maple Leaf sports is a justified response. Public naming and shaming is certainly deserved, and hopefully will lead to more open discussions about why this type of behaviour is not OK. Criminal mischief charges could be an effective tool to protect reporters from continued harassment. But a man losing his job? What purpose does this serve? He was acting as an individual, not on behalf of his company. It's not that I have sympathy for this man, I'm just concerned that such an action is worse, in the long run, for society. Instead of just dealing with a public naming and shaming (which is more likely lead to behavioural changes) this man will instead feel justified in increased hatred and aggression towards women due to what he undoubtedly believes is wrongful termination (the labour board will most likely agree, assuming there is not a stipulation in their contract about statements made outside of work environment or something similar). Combating misogyny in society is a serious task and it needs a serious plan of action. I'm not convinced that turning individuals into sacrificial lambs is the best one. Punishment is not a substitute for education. Fines and educational classes may have rehabilitated this man, instead we end up with an angry sexist on welfare. Problem solved?
--Sarah Stupar hosts Best Of The West every Wednesday at 9 AM, only on CJLO 1690AM. Follow Sarah on Twitter and Instagram @somegirl514.
Op-ed pieces on CJLO.com are not the opinion of CJLO 1690 AM, but only of the author.